I thought I had seen almost everything interesting there was to see in a poker game, but this was a new twist on an old problem: where do you store chips not in play until you need them?

At the Borgata this past Saturday night, one woman's answer to this dilemma was to keep them in her cleavage. She bought in for $100 in chips, which she grabbed from inside her shirt between her breasts when she first sat down. When she busted (no pun intended), she bought another $200 in chips from the dealer and put $100 worth of them back between her breasts for safe keeping. She retrieved those later in the game when she got felted a second time.

Now it didn't really bother me or anyone else at the table, although upon reflection on Sunday morning, it occurred to me that her safe place was not as hygienic as it might be. I assume, for example, that if a man showed up wearing running shorts without pockets during a summer session, there might be an objection or two if he kept his extra chips in his crotch.

Anyway, I wonder what others think. FWIW, trust me, you do not want to see any pics in order to help you assess the situation (not that I have one). The woman in question easily tipped the scales at over 250 lbs.

At first that sounded crazy to me, but after thinking about it for a minute, that's a pretty popular place to store phones, wallets and keys. So I don't really see a problem with that.

I doubt it's more unhygienic than all the dirty and sweaty hands touching the chips.

I was going to write the following even before I got to this paragraph: The average cleavage is no less hygienic than some of the pockets of some players' shorts, without even making contact with their crotches. Heck, I'd trust the cleanliness of random breasts before that of random hands.

(Also, I don't think a man's crotch is the correct one-to-one equivalent of a woman's cleavage.)

You ever been handed a warm, soaked bill? Ya.

I mean, let's be real: it's less hygienic because she keeps poker chips in there.

Working at Blockbuster in college in the mid-90s, I had a woman come up and pay with cash that was stored there. It was literally soaked with sweat. It isn't like it is germy or unhygienic, but just pretty nasty. I mean, if it's, say, Scarlett Johannson, I don't object, but let's face it, it's never ScarJo.

it's just gross

Thanks for the laugh.

I keep chips in my butt cleavage.

Does it matter what she looks like, to me it kind of does. I can think of a couple of women I play with that I would absolutely be disgusted by - One in particular known as "Big Mama" comes to mind.

Don't care, I guess if I was handed a warm, sweaty chip I wouldn't like it but you'd basically have to spit on a poker chip to make it less hygienic than it's natural state in a casino.

Id probably tell her how gross it is to have those dirty chips in her privates.. Surprised she was able to rathole chips too, unless it is legal there.

It's legal to buy chips over the table min from the dealer and remove them before they've been put in play. At least everywhere I've ever played.

I was gonna suggest that I'd be all for women keeping chips in their cleavage if the player who felted her got to reach in for the next buyin until I got to the 250lb part.

Also pretty sure that spitting on a chip would likely make it more sanitary and not less.

I read a blackjack book a few years back (title, anyone?) and the author told a tale of a lady who'd rub her cards on her assets for luck. It started to annoy him (he was stuck) so he thought up the idea to rub his cards on his junk 'for luck' and followed thru on it, verbalizing it like her. The same male players that didn't mind / liked the boob play didn't appreciate it, so one conversation with the pit boss later and that whole table was advised that rubbing cards on their body was prohibited.

Moral of the story? Keep your extra chips in your jockstrap.

There's a middle aged guy in my room who has bigger breasts than 90% of the women's population... And he likes to wear tight tshirts.

Can we all agree that it's definitely not okay for him to store chips in his cleavage?

Genius ...

Imagine the accumulated black gunk dissolving in her cleavage...

:'(

My first job in high school was working at a grocery store that did check casing/bill payment. Soaked cleavage money was an every day occurrence there. How I felt about it depended on
how hot the women was (figuratively, not literally).

I was a bar DJ in college and we had a group of male strippers come in once. They all came up after the show and tipped me in crumpled up $1 bills they pulled out of their g-strings to thank me for playing the terrible songs they asked for.

I'll take boob money over that any day.

I will not thank you for the mental imagery there

but when it's true, it's true

Literally, only matters based on her attractiveness. She could pull chip out of her cootah and i wouldn't care if she was a 9+

During a sweltering East Coast heat spell one summer (days of 95 degree 90% humidity) saw this hand written sign posted in the "hood" liquor store across the street from work:
"We are currently NOT accepting breast money or sock money"
Mngmt

AW

Ugh, that's way worse. You win.

And that is why Rule 34 exists.

This is one of those things that are too good to be true but I believe you. Very, very funny.

Exactly,, BUT IT WOULD BE VERY DISTRACTING IF IT WAS A HOT BROAD