reminds me of the time keith lehr was at a WSOP FT several years back. he has a false eyeball too and the first time he went all in he took his eyeball out as well...

While I was flooring one night, I watched a drunk 3-6 limit holdem player drop a bunch of dirty nasty one dollar chips into his nacho cheese then lick them completely clean of all the cheese. That was the single most disgusting thing I have seen at the table imo...

A close second was an older guy who just couldn't control himself, wearing a track suit, leaving racing stripes on all of our tan chairs.

Not a personal experience but a couple years ago at the PCA, someone literally took a dump right on the casino floor. Someone got a picture of it too- picture isn't too visually disturbing at all really.

I was there for that. It was especially bad for me because at the time I was eating a Twix.

Did you see the brown stuff actually coming out? To me it looks like if he took a dump in that position, it would end up all over his trousers. Maybe this picture was before the deed was done.

I was playing at the Poker Palace in North Las Vegas...that's all.

Waaaaahahahaha y y y??? Did he get arrested ? That is the most incredible thing I have ever seen !

Rows and rows of people on slot machines. Way more disturbing than OP.

+1

Penny slots+ oxygen tanks + 4 am = me highly disturbed

I was in a charity poker tournament. Out of about 400 or so entrants, we were down to about 25 or so. The chip leader was drinking heavily and littery passed out at the table in the middle of a hand. He was on the floor and the paramedics were attending to him next to the table. Instead of being worried about his well being, his girl friend sat down in his seat and tried to play his chips. The floor wouldn't allow it and asked her in total disbelief, "What about your boyfriend, the paramedics are trying to help him". She said "F**k him, I want to play!".

That was about 5-6 years ago at the Trump Sonesta, correct?
I was the tournament director for that tournament, I was the one who said that!!!!
He wound up being blinded off and finishing 13th or 14th if i remember correctly.
We stopped the game while the paramedics were attending to him. What you probably didn't see is the police taking her away after she threatened the entire tournament staff for not allowing her to play his chips. (1st place was a $10k ME seat).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axso0t7JltI

Yes...that was it. In the beginning it was funny to see someone pass out in the middle of a hand. But, then when the parameds were needed it wasn't funny anymore. And when she pulled her antics, it just became sad and disturbing. You guys handled the situation the best you could. All in all it was a good tournament. All of the players had fun.

Yes, it was pretty disturbing, especially when we had to have her escorted out by the cops. She essentially assaulted me and the other floors. That was Sept of 2007 actually, it was the last time I ran that event, I had run it from '04 to '07. That guy was obnoxious all night, and they wouldn't cut him off even after I asked the organizers and the bartenders/servers to.
I never did that event again (in real life I am an eye doctor, but occasionally run tournaments for the company that provides the poker equipment) because of all the BS associated with that event. We tried to run a fair, well run event (especially since 1st prize was a 10k ME seat), but the organizers and people involved constantly put me in uncomfortable situations regarding fairness and running a good poker event vs keeping big donators happy, so I never did it again after that year. Interestingly enough, the guy who won that tourney also won a 2nd ME seat at another charity event I did the week after that! And he was a terrible player who got lucky!

Guy dropped his burger on the table and it hit his chip stack/knocked them over...

He proceeded to eat the onions and lettuce off the top of his pile, wiped the ketchup/mayo off the chips, THEN put the burger back together after he picked it up off the table, ate a bite, put it down and wiped his face with the napkin he wiped his chips with.

So f***ing gross.

I need to know more details on the guy who took a dump on the casino floor.

What casino was it ?
why do you think he did it?
Was he saying anything or was he just quietly trying to do hid business?
Was he arrested ?

This is probably the best story I have ever heard ! I think about it everyday. Please tell me more !

It was in Atlantis, during PCA a couple of years ago I believe. The guy was basically blackout drunk.

I don't think he was arrested, but if I remember the accounts that I heard he didn't make an effort to hide the fact that he was doing that. Also, I don't think I heard anyone say he got arrested at the time.

was playing at bellagio when i noticed an older asian dude picking his nose for an extended period of time. not even trying to hide it. some guy at the table called him out and asked him to go wash his hands. asian dude sits there like a stone. guy repeats his request. asian guy doesn't budge. so the other guy has the dealer call the floor. floor comes over and listens to the guy explain and then asks the guy to go wash his hands. finally the asian guy gets up without saying a word, grabs his chips and leaves.

did you hit that?

A few months ago when I was working as brush, a player calls me over to a NL game. He motions to the player next to him, and asks me if I would 'clean up his area'. I look at the other dude and see that he's using nail clippers while sitting at the table. Ew, that's bad enough! What was worse was that the 1st player had called me over because he wanted me to PICK UP THE 2ND GUY'S NAIL CLIPPINGS OFF THE FELT. The dealer was giving me a pained look like he was ready to hurl.

I simply said to the 2nd guy "Hey, would you mind doing that elsewhere? The poker table isn't the place for that!" Then I ran away.

As brush, I don't mind picking up your used glasses and throwing away your trash, but I won't be cleaning up after any bodily functions or body parts!

saw this exact same thing @ hollywood casino in charslestown west by god virginia.....although the taj chips hold the record for filthiest ive played with

Hawaiian gardens California.. A young skinny Asian dude lost in 4/8limit... He suddenly started punching the bottom of the table then left.. Talk about anger management issue..

The original post made me hurl but I have recovered sufficiently to dredge up old nightmares. let's see....

- guy a couple seats over was very drunk, the staff let him play and after he peed himself and was squishing around in it, they still let him play. Those prairie casinos can be special. He was the manager's cousin or something. He had juice in more ways than one.
- Reno: I saw more nose pickin and zit poppin there than anywhere, but I have not been back in 20 years so maybe it's better...but I doubt it

And in case you ever get the urge to touch your face or rub your eyes after holding casino chips, i don't know how many times I have been in the can and seen poker players rush in, have a dump, then zoom back to the table without even thinking of washing their hands. Caveat Emptor.

You should put a warning up front on this thread, not to be opened before eating. That first one still has me dizzy.

Wow, 'cocky pint'! I've never heard of it and wouldn't play it personally but that is ****ing disgusting. I had a group of friends a few years ago that would sprinkle mdma into one anothers pints when not looking or getting a round in.(When mdma was cheap as ****) When you finish your pint and see a few pink or brown crystals at the bottom of the glass you know you're in for a ****ed up evening.

Edit: sorry it's not casino related.

Not really disgusting but odd none the less:

I sat down to play poker and had a bag of chips from the vending machine (you know there's like 10 chips total in there). There was an empty drink table beside me and I put them down for a second only to see the old asian guy beside me reaching in and helping himself. The guy sees that Ive noticed, turns to me and says "I buy next bag". I hadn't even played a hand yet