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Originally Posted by callipygian
I'm not a dealer but the most irritating thing that slows the game way down (in NL) has got to be neatly counting out 10-20 chips in nice stacks of 4 or 5, then stacking it all up and then put it on top of an uncounted stack, and then silently toppling it over into the pot (with the top chip skittering across the table, naturally). Inevitably the opponent asks, "How much?" and the dealer, who is now obliged to count it all since the second stack wasn't counted out, has to find all the chips and recount to verify that it's $175 rather than $180.
Then for bonus autism spectrum disorder points, the bettor will make a snarky comment to the dealer, along the lines of "of course my stacks are 20 high" or "pay more attention while I'm counting my chips" and then if rebuffed (usually twice, because he didn't take his earbuds out the first time), go tell the floorman that he's taking his business elsewhere.
Since you give us the most irritating thing in NL I'll give the most irritating things in limit:
1. When calling or raising a substantial number of chips (more than 8, we'll say), don't move them out in one stack just because you think it looks cool. The dealer just has to count them out anyway, so count them out in neat piles and save the time.
2. Don't splash the pot, especially with more than 4 chips.
3. Except in the case of a chopped pot, don't take your bet back thinking you have won. Let the dealer push it to you. On several occasions, I've seen someone get nitrolled where they pull their chips back after the call assuming their hand is good, and then they have to give the chips back when it turned out they lost.
4. Don't put the kill blind on top of the kill button. When you do this, the other players can't see the kill button and invariably someone doesn't realize the kill is on.
5. Don't deliberately move the exact amount of chips necessary for a raise forward, put them down on the felt, and then pull half of them back. I've seen this cause action behind.
6. When the action is capped, wait your turn to call the cap.