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Originally Posted by Swax
Forgive me if this is something that has been beaten to death on here already, I did a quick search and didn't find it...
Anyway, last week I'm playing some LHE at the local fishery. in a rare occurrence, folds to the blinds, they chop - sb folds q7 off face up. Dealer looks and says "oooh, queen seven, if this was online you'd play that!" SB says "you better believe it!" Pause...and i wait to see if anyone else is going to comment on this, finally I say "what are you guys talking about?"
Dealer says "oh, queen seven - that's the hand that wins most online. I thought everyone knew that." "ummm...no, I did not." guy to my right chimes in - "oh, well it's proven to win more than any other hand" - and I start to see the whole table nodding their heads in agreement and dimissively glancing towards me...like, this "fact" is common knowledge and sigh, where the F have you been kid...
I decided to let it die at that point, but the other seemingly solid player at the table then took the reins and asked the question that I was also going to ask - "so are you guys saying that the sites are intentionally fixing it for queen 7 to win, or that there's some kind of error in the programming that just makes queen 7 win." The guy to my right then gets impatient and is like "LOOK - play on Full Tilt Poker any time - I GUARANTEE you that queen seven will hit the flop more often than any other hand!!!" Silence for a minute...then other good player says "but what do you mean by hit the flop? I would think that you don't really want to make a pair with queen 7..." guy is now at the end of his rope - "look, the dealer even said, it's SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to win more than any other hand." (LOL!) The rest of the table starts shaking their heads, as if to say "jeez kid, what do you want, some kind of REASONABLE explanation?"
and that was that until ten minutes later, new dealer comes in. Other guy, taking one last stab, says to the dealer "do you know anything about a hand that always wins online?" Dealer: "of course, queen seven. I thought everybody knew that."
WTF??? Is this some Fish Tale that I should have heard somewhere before and just somehow missed?
Dude, what is your effing problem? Scientifically proven! Were you listening when they said that? Bro-Do you even science?
In all seriousness I had nearly the exact same exchange at a table once, guy called it "the computer hand" I asked what he was talking about and said something to the effect of- The computer hand is Q7, the punched all the numbers into a computer and ran it, Q7 won the most, computers proved it.
Dealer agreed, either to be nice or to most the discussion along. 1/2 game, still better than listen to the players in higher stakes whine about every little thing they can find.