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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Gross guys who run to the bathroom during tournaments and return 20s later. I know you didn't wash your hands! It's disgusting.
Guys that smell.
Guys getting massages at the table and flirting with the massage girls. They don't want you dumbass, they are making $2/min off you. Pay attention too the game, so I can take your money.- And it feels really uncomfortable.
Women on a power Trips who think they are the best player at the table. Recently chopped 8 ways in a woman's tournament and this smug woman with the 7th largest stack was asking for more equity than everyone in the chop and refusing to chop because she thought she was better than everyone. I sat back and let some of the older ladies put the smack down on her.
Guys who think women are stupid and try to correct them after any and every hand like they are their champion and the woman is in need. *****, you have no idea what my cards were and what I was doing, mind ya business.
1. I watch my poker and life bankrolls carefully and I'm there to make money. I would not spend it on extras like a message. Actually, I don't play in casinos. I play live tournaments at local and area charity rooms (the closest is 10 miles away) and the nearest casino dealing NLHE tournaments is 100 miles away. I can play for about the same buy-ins at either place. Plus, casino food and drink is expensive, I can drink a $2 coke (with free refill) and eat a $3 burger at the charity room. I don't want expensive amenities, I want benjamins. When I at some point go to a casino, a poker tournamnent would be my only reason to do so.*
2. If my wife saw me getting a massage (interesting that they are always given by females) she would not be happy and she would certainly prefer that I spend that money on her than on a massage girl.
*I have actually played in a casino once, sort of. We stayed there overnight as part of a tourist package, and I watched my wife play slots with free tokens that everyone on the trip received. I asked about tournaments, and the guy told me that they had one scheduled earlier but didn't have enough players to fill a table.