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Originally Posted by ATrebek
You have to give *A* SSN, not *your* SSN. I have had to fill out the w2g for table share of BBJ, tourney cashes, etc and have never given my real SSN.
So a woman gets a tax bill one year for extra taxes she didn't pay and asks why.
"Well," explains the tax auditor, " you won $3500 at the Commerce Casino in a NLHE tournament last year."
"I've never been to a casino in my life!"
Explaines Sister Mary Catherine.
"Yes you did, you used the name A. Trebec."
"But that's not my name or signature."
"But it's your SSN..."
A vist is made to the casino, "Who is ATrebec?"
"Oh, he's a regular, let me get you his address Special Agent."
Some time later, ATrebec hears a knock on his door.
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Originally Posted by Oopspoops
Sneaky sneaky!
Good idea though, **** paying taxes lol, its for fools and chumps.
I have met a lot of guys that agree with you.
Many of them, well most of them, I met in the Federal Prision I used to work in.
Almost no parole from Federal Prison, you serve 90 per cent of your time. Of course it's the best prison time you can sevre. Good food, smart people (they will tell you how smart they are) mafia dons, former police officers, sheriffs, attoney's, judges, Congressmen, drug dealers, and tax evaders.
BTW, I met these people and more in a minimum security prison located in Ft Worth where walking away was the preferred form of excape.
Good Times!
If you don't have to give them an SSN, and apparently your don't, then do that.
But intentionally falsifying a federal mandated document is very risky.
Seriously, do what you want to do. I gave up on public sevice years ago but the penalties are there, you risk your freedom over a few dollars. IMO, it's not worth it.
Last edited by Dealer-Guy; 06-13-2009 at 01:54 AM.
Reason: typos and clarity