My first hand of the night. Seat One only has a few chips left, puts cash on table to buy more. Chip runner promptly arrives and takes cash to cage to get chips. As I pitch the cards, I announce he is $X behind.
This player gets involved in the first hand. When he enters the pot pre-flop, I *again* announce he is $X behind.
He doesn't have enough chips to represent a full bet on the turn, so he puts in what he has, and I announce it's a full bet.
The only player to call is Earbuds Man, who doesn't hear any of my announcements, and places out a matching number of chips.
I explain that he owes a full bet. He looks at me, not understanding--and refuses to remove an earbud.
"Can you hear me now?", I ask. He ignores this, and keeps looking at the felt where his opponent has no chips left.
"You're just gonna have to listen to what I'm saying," I tell him. I even pantomime removing an earbud with my free hand. He continues to look confused without reaching for his ears.
I'm just about to call the floor when he finally relents. I explain that he's $X behind.
"Ooooooh, he's got chips coming! That's the part I didn't hear!"
"Yeah, I saw dat," my usual sarcastic reply. But this time I added, "I
lived it!"
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Another table, Seat 8 bets. I didn't even know he had cards. "You have cards?", I ask him. He lifts his arms to reveal that yes, he does. His cards remain visible for the remainder of the hand, and I'm delighted he took the hint.
Next hand, same thing happens.
YTF: You have cards?
PLAYER: (lifts arms, exact replay of previous hand)
YTF: If I have to keep asking you that, you're holding them wrong.
PLAYER: (indignant) Waddaya mean??? They're lying right here on the table!
YTF: I'm afraid the standard you need to meet is significantly higher than that.