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Originally Posted by super_dave31
Your sitting there with the nuts and you think someone said call, what happens.
Well, whatever you do, don't ask for clarification. Nothing is less sexy than calmly asking the dealer what happened, and they'll probably edit it out of the TV broadcast anyway.
You've basically got three weapons at your disposal.
1. Jizz in your pants immediately. It takes a superhuman amount of strength to keep your cards face down on the table when omg omg omg omg you have the nuts.
2. Jump up and shout that he called. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, say that he called over and over again.
3. Preemptively call the floor. I mean it's gonna happen anyway, so take control of the situation. And since everyone else is going to lie to the floor, you might as well too.
While any good whiner is going to get all three in at some point, which one to do first is a matter of style. Most people go 1-2-3 for maximum confusion when the floor arrives. But there's something to be said for holding out 1 until the floor looks like he's going to rule against you. Since you do in fact hold the nuts, it will be impossible for him to rule against you because you deserve to get paid when you have the nuts.