Originally Posted by AngusThermopyle
...had a cellphone jammer running 24/7
I dealt to a guy one night who bragged about how well his illegal cell phone jammer worked at keeping the line moving at the sandwich shop he owned.
OWNER: Next! What'll you have?
CUSTOMER: (phone on ear, holding up the "one second" sign to the sandwich guy)
OWNER: No problem. (reaches under counter, pushes button)
CUSTOMER: Hello? Hello? (puts phone away, orders sandwich)