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02-21-2015 , 01:10 PM
Just about everything listed already. I especially love( actually hate) people that blow or pic their nose or wipe snot with their fingers and then grab the cards (the same cards you will be holding in the next few hands). Also just substitute blood for snot. I see people eating at the table and handling their food while touching the same cards that have been touched by the inconsiderate people. Which is the reason why I try not to eat food at the table that I have to handle with my fingers.
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02-22-2015 , 11:17 PM
Just happened earlier today: guy asks dealer to wash both decks. Moron.
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02-22-2015 , 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jonchillmatic
Don't forget about the guy who spends 10% of his time at the table and 90% walking. Comes back just before being picked up and leaves again.
Those guys are great for the game because they cause discomfort for players who hate playing short-handed.
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02-23-2015 , 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jonchillmatic
Don't forget about the guy who spends 10% of his time at the table and 90% walking. Comes back just before being picked up and leaves again.
I used to play at Winstar and the dealer told me they will let someone be away from the table for 90 before they rack them up. This was on a Friday night too, when the list is 30 minutes+ for a table.

The rooms out in the Bay area all seem to be 30 minutes, which is at least good for the full rooms.
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02-23-2015 , 01:39 AM
The people that always find something to complain about.

Wait a minute.........
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02-23-2015 , 11:23 AM
its soooo slowwww
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02-23-2015 , 01:13 PM
i dont like that because im playing poker that Im also some sports expert and people start getting into the deep conversations with me like some pros stats when they were in college and Im usually just going, Yea that guy is good

Dont like people that make the chips all wet and greasy. Deep in a live MTT i get shipped a big pot of some sticky ass chips - I about stopped the game to make the dealer change em out.
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02-23-2015 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GoingOrganic
The people that always find something to complain about.

Wait a minute.........
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02-23-2015 , 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by RESTRAIN THIS
I have 2 things I hate, one occurs occasionally, and one is virtually ubiquitous.

-Semi-decent players who do nothing but talk strategy at the table, or berate weaker players for how they play. In the room I play most frequently, there are quite a few guys who, by my estimation, do decently well, but are still fairly weak players, and I think they know this on some level, because they have this insufferable need to flex their "poker knowledge and expertise" by doing the aforementioned things. They are the worst kinds of players to have at the table because they aren't terrible enough that you can just scoop pot after pot off them, and they also make the game environment less fun and casual for the bigger fish in the game.

-The second thing, and it's something I accept and deal with as a necessary part of my profession, is just the general ineptitude of the guys I play against. I accept the fact that the reason I am able to beat the games as well as I do is a reflection of this ineptitude, and I'm grateful that I can make a living doing so, but it does get very stale and tiresome listening to the same stupid conversations about "How great it would be if we hit the bad beat right now!", or "I folded Q5 and the board came out 552, I would have stacked you!", not to mention the ill-advised sports betting talk, and just a bunch of other topics that make me cringe a little inside. I obviously never say a negative word to any of the guys in these conversations, because that would hurt my bottom line, but on some level, my disdain for the table talk is one of the primary reasons I don't want to be grinding 1/3 and 2/5 'indefinitely'.
This sums up just about perfectly how I feel. Very well put.
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02-25-2015 , 01:30 AM
Most annoying thing for me about live poker is poor structures in daily MTT's. 10,15, even 20 minute rapidly escalating blind levels combined with a lack of auto shuffle in some tournaments, combined with the natural slower pace of live play when compared to online makes a lot of the daily MTT's hardly worth playing on a regular basis. Especially if you have any sort of drive/commute time and gas price to factor in to your cost of play.
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02-25-2015 , 03:47 PM
Listening to a bad player "teach" the table about why he's such a genius after dragging in a big pot.
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02-25-2015 , 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Eliezer
Listening to a bad player "teach" the table about why he's such a genius after dragging in a big pot.
No no, delusion is a good thing! And better still if they're willing to share it.
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02-25-2015 , 09:59 PM
Losing. Other things usually don't bother me that much.

When I play in Vegas however, it does annoy me when I'm in one of the big rooms and a tourist asks if there is a bad beat or any other kind of promotions. When they get told no, they sometimes complain and say things like "But where I normally play you get paid if you hit that hand." The only good thing about these players is they are never good.
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02-25-2015 , 11:38 PM
theres an older guy in my cardroom who that will fart at the table then get up and walk away and use the restroom/take a break because he thinks its funny. def annoys some people
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02-26-2015 , 05:07 AM
4) Players who get up from the table in mixed games EVERY TIME a certain game is played.

3) Players who eat at the table and touch the cards.

2) Dealers who aren't technically proficient and / or don't give any effort.

1) Dealers who square up the pot when someone raises. Or worse yet, inform players how much more it is to call after a raise when no one asked... I'm getting agitated just thinking about it!!!
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02-26-2015 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rapini
Definitely skip the hand washing versus folding out of turn. What the **** kind of question is that!? The chips already have more germs on them than if you peed on your hands directly and did nothing more than dry them on your shirt before you returned to the table.
Yeah. The poker room is one place where I wash my hands before I touch my junk and after.
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02-27-2015 , 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by donkatruck
Yeah. The poker room is one place where I wash my hands before I touch my junk and after.
+1 million
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02-27-2015 , 03:44 AM
One that I haven't seen mentioned yet - Tight players who complain about how bad the game is. So its ok for YOU to play tight, but the rest of us are just supposed to dump money to you? Its like they walk into the casino and say, "Where are all the bad players and why arent't they sucking my dick?"
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02-28-2015 , 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by discgolfing
One that I haven't seen mentioned yet - Tight players who complain about how bad the game is. So its ok for YOU to play tight, but the rest of us are just supposed to dump money to you? Its like they walk into the casino and say, "Where are all the bad players and why arent't they sucking my dick?"
This is a good one. Among a group of somewhat competent players, you have to give a little action to get action. Among lesser competition, it's sufficient to be social and genuinely have a good time in order to get action. Being a rock and whining doesn't get it done.
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02-28-2015 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by discgolfing
One that I haven't seen mentioned yet - Tight players who complain about how bad the game is. So its ok for YOU to play tight, but the rest of us are just supposed to dump money to you? Its like they walk into the casino and say, "Where are all the bad players and why arent't they sucking my dick?"
THIS. So much THIS.
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02-28-2015 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by donkatruck
Yeah. The poker room is one place where I wash my hands before I touch my junk and after.
+1 as well
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02-28-2015 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Eliezer
Listening to a bad player "teach" the table about why he's such a genius after dragging in a big pot.
I actually love this. I'd rather the winner explain his terrible reasoning that lucked out, than have a sore loser who bitches at the bad player who got lucky.
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02-28-2015 , 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Rush17
RESTRAIN THIS:

Constant babble is everywhere, I don't want you to be disappointed when you move up only to find that higher limits don't necessarily mean less idiotic conversation. Some people just have a lot of money, doesn't mean they're great players, which will sometimes explain why they sound so dumb at the table! "I thought this guy was a doctor and yet when it comes to poker, it's all babbling nonsense."
If you are from a large urban area that is wealthy the high stakes/mid stakes fish have eyes bigger than their stomachs. I have seen enough that should be playing 1/1 at a rural Native American casino in Nowhereville.
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03-01-2015 , 04:05 AM
Rude floorstaff. Ive been chased out of my local casino (gvc) multiple times when im winning??? by chased out I mean they are rude so I leave. Way to run a poker room if the winners leave pissed off...
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03-01-2015 , 04:16 AM
Guys in Vegas who tell you they're a millionaire, made $xx,xxx.xx last week/month, while playing $1/$2 on the min buy in or a $50 tournament and folding everything except premium hands. Not to mention bragging about their Thai/Vietnamese/Korean/Chinese mail order wife like she's a collectible instead of a human being. AKA about 50% of the non regs in any room out here.
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