How many of you guys answer the phone in a poker room? If you run tournaments, the calls and questions are endless. Some are legit, but some are, well....
What tourneys are you running?
What's the buy in?
What's the juice?
How many chips do you get?
How long are the blind levels?
What's the prize pool? (as if you can possibly know before you know how many players there are)
How long does the tourney last?
What time does your noon tourney start? (seriously, we get this question)
What's the buy in for the $105 tourney at noon? (again, seriously...)
How many players will there be?
You can't buy in over the phone? Can you reserve a seat for me then?
What if you have to leave before the tourney ends?
What colors are your chips? (ok, I made that up
One day I'm going to pretend to be like the "movie phone" guy on Seinfeld.
"Why don't you just tell me how much you would like to be in the prize pool...."