What would you say to yourself?

work harder.

"Hi, I am you from the future. How sick is that?"

If I can go back in time 5 yrs+ I'd put all my money on bitcoins and become a gazillionaire.

Give myself the Sports Almanac 2013 and say 'bet on the winner, and you'll never lose!'

Stop smoking weed while playing poker.

I think I shot up like 6bb/100 after I quit blazing before playing and I finally started beating the few players who consistently held over me.

Make sure you also tell yourself not to keep money at mtgox and sell the bitcoins when they hit over $1000 each...

"Bet the Red Sox to win the World Series."

don't have a baby early in your 20's!

The above two posts are the nuts in dark comedy.

Imo date blondes till your 40's, then marry an asian because they last longer and cook better.

Get out! Of your relationship while you still can(because it's too late now and you are stuck being miserable until your son leaves for college and then you can finally leave that fat ugly chunt)

Also, sports almanac obviously

**** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You only have one year to live.

start playing limit hold'em

Hello, I'm you in one year. Stop playing limit holdem.

Cashout money from cake and lock though likely late, and dont waste any time there. Cost me six months of work and time.

Tell that one person he has cancer as six months later its too late and he will die, though for old ager its likely too late even earlier.

Dont play july and august as break even only.

No lotto numbers etc. as i dont remember nor follow, even national news, and no one to save, nor did anything go bad for anyone i know know.

Should take the flat offered for me in january, cheaper and better, needing to move from the current for cheaper and more silent one.

I suppose not a bad year, but six months of waste and one dead, but been running worse.

be smarter with your money. be more disciplined. much more disciplined. much more ****ing disciplined. play your A game more than anybody else, on & off the felt.

I would say work far harder and participate more widely in these forums

Get out of your comfort zone.

This

HA!

But seriously, take time to actually study the game and not just chalk up loses to "bad luck" or a "bad decision here and there".

Also used to have my "ego" heavily involved in the game, thinking "I'm better than these people, I should be winning."

Now I realize that good things happen to bad people and vica versa.