Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
Bots at Global Poker? Bots at Global Poker?

05-16-2017 , 01:29 PM
I wonder if player bots exist on site after playing with MV2018. Called $65 post flop with a gutshot. Judge for yourself

https://play.globalpoker.com/poker-c...b06251c25af42c
05-16-2017 , 03:21 PM
Meh. You're 78% preflop, 76% on the flop, and 82% after the turn. Wouldn't a bot play with the odds instead of against them?
05-16-2017 , 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bshedwards
I wonder if player bots exist on site after playing with MV2018. Called $65 post flop with a gutshot. Judge for yourself

https://play.globalpoker.com/poker-c...b06251c25af42c
People play like that all the time live and online, especially on this site, that's why the action is so great! If you'd won that hand, you would've just thought he was a dumbass and counted your chips happily. No bots man, just a bunch of gamblers.
05-16-2017 , 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bshedwards
I wonder if player bots exist on site after playing with MV2018. Called $65 post flop with a gutshot. Judge for yourself

https://play.globalpoker.com/poker-c...b06251c25af42c
What does making a bad call and getting there have to do with botting?
05-16-2017 , 05:45 PM
I just can't fathom a person making that call.
05-16-2017 , 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bshedwards
I just can't fathom a person making that call.
People making those calls are the only reason I make any money playing pokerBots at Global Poker? Bots at Global Poker?
05-16-2017 , 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bshedwards
I wonder if player bots exist on site after playing with MV2018. Called $65 post flop with a gutshot. Judge for yourself

https://play.globalpoker.com/poker-c...b06251c25af42c
I judge that if this player is a bot I would like to play on a site filled with them. I personally don't think he made a correct decision in the hand. Certainly check/calling off on the flop is a gross mistake. Anyone who designed a bot that plays like this must sell it, because they're sure not making money with it at the poker tables.
05-17-2017 , 04:14 AM
wow this person is actually a real person , surprised they can even type or survive with out getting hit by a car or swallowing his tounge.




Quote:
Originally Posted by CowDaddy
I funded an account at Global Poker this morning with $20.

I played a few hands before I suspected I was playing bots. I typed something in the message box and nobody replied.

I won a couple bucks.

And I decided it was time to get away from Global Poker until I could find out more.

When I went to cash out, my account balance was $18.6

Whether I was playing bots or not, I don't know. So I am not saying that Global Poker has bots. I said I suspected that. But I don't want to be starting or spreading rumors.
06-19-2017 , 09:50 PM
I would say that 100% global poker uses bots in sit n go's. I am not a bitter player, nor have I lost a bunch of money. Actually have done alright. I can tell you how to beat them in a one -on -one situation. The thing that is pissing me off is that the site seems to give them a luck modifier. Now, I understand how this sounds, but seriously when I place second in 5 sit-n-go's in a row, and every time, the opponent had to catch because, Like I said above, I cracked there code. It just can't be up to chance. From this point on, I just play the 500 free roll.
06-19-2017 , 10:14 PM
This dude is trolling. Lol.
06-20-2017 , 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by klay75
I would say that 100% global poker uses bots in sit n go's. I am not a bitter player, nor have I lost a bunch of money. Actually have done alright. I can tell you how to beat them in a one -on -one situation. The thing that is pissing me off is that the site seems to give them a luck modifier. Now, I understand how this sounds, but seriously when I place second in 5 sit-n-go's in a row, and every time, the opponent had to catch because, Like I said above, I cracked there code. It just can't be up to chance. From this point on, I just play the 500 free roll.
Be quiet dude. Don't let everyone know you cracked their code. Just put on your tin foil hat and start printing the monies $$$$$$$$
06-20-2017 , 08:34 AM
lol, 'a luck modifier'...

coin that term, its a good one.
06-20-2017 , 01:11 PM
If you are concerned with Bots on GlobalPoker, go to the bot manufacturer websites and see if they support globalpoker. If they don't then you can rest assured you are in the clear. But bots shouldn't be your concern anyway, collusion is the biggest evil. If you don't like your table or think there is something fishy... leave and go to another table. take notes on the player names that seem odd and watch. Easy game.
06-20-2017 , 02:43 PM
Where is Kimbr? @GlobalPokerKimbr, I would like to request a luck modifier be applied to my account please. I would appreciate if you could code me with the modifier that has the + sign in the formula, not the - sign. Thanks for your consideration.
06-20-2017 , 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bshedwards
I wonder if player bots exist on site after playing with MV2018. Called $65 post flop with a gut shoot]
I have many post in here explaining what you just posted. Guy doesnt even hit the gut shoot but goes runner runner with 2 diamonds in his hand complete miss on the flop and strikes lightening.
This site takes the cake highest rake in the industry currently. With the craziest action flops ive ever seen in 15 years, now something did change before i stopped playing and thats consectutive quads in a hour that seemed to go away was probably getting questioned.
I've ran pretty hot winning hands like that 10 8 and normaly i would fold hands like 10 8 to a missed flop but if you played here enough you know it dont matter what you have. I hated being way ahead on here set with nut flush draw and lose a 700.00 pot to runner runner low str8 doesnt even make sense.
I gave up posting here because i just couldn't compete with statistical braniacs here and there teams analyzing hand samples. But whats going on here is so easy to see either you do or you dont. I got out, i know with me cracking the code i should be printing money. But again that's just ignorance speaking tnrew some here.
06-20-2017 , 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deal!
Meh. You're 78% preflop, 76% on the flop, and 82% after the turn. Wouldn't a bot play with the odds instead of against them?
,

Glad you had the numbers ready here, how many times in a hour do you think that same situation should happen and play out the same way with runner runner for the win? I mean variance and all considered.
06-20-2017 , 10:09 PM
Anon, I think you meant to post in this thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28...dition-255990/ instead of creating a new one here.
06-21-2017 , 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glutenfree
Where is Kimbr? @GlobalPokerKimbr, I would like to request a luck modifier be applied to my account please. I would appreciate if you could code me with the modifier that has the + sign in the formula, not the - sign. Thanks for your consideration.
Apologies, I think Kimbr had flicked on your doom switch... I will ask her to update and hit the boom switch instead.

Sorry for any inconvenience caused!
06-21-2017 , 08:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GlobalPokerCSadmin
Apologies, I think Kimbr had flicked on your doom switch... I will ask her to update and hit the boom switch instead.

Sorry for any inconvenience caused!
The technical term for doom/boom switch is now "luck modifier". I appreciate you taking care of this, I was getting awful tired of missing my gut shots and back door flushes. This goes without saying, but please don't forget to include the luck modifier bonus that should be applied to any gut shot or back door draw I call off for greater than a pot sized shove. Please and thanks.
06-21-2017 , 10:28 AM
These posts are funny. The site is trying to make a legit go of it. Their RNG for the full dealt deck is probably off, because the Frequency of Quads is way out of wack, but I don't think it is aimed at any players in particular. You run hot, you run cold.. is what it is. But just like all poker if you are playing just to win big hands then you will lose money.

The only real issue, same as with all online sites are people colluding. That being said you can play here and make money. If you want to grind, you can get your hands in during the week and then you will free roll into some Sunday tourneys. Not a bad deal... so in a way that is your rakeback, but because most people aren't going to collect on that freebie that money just goes back to the site to pay for all the $2 starter accounts. Another point worth noting is that I don't believe tracking software supports the site yet, so you get to play against people without all the toys that help them think.

(I just received another successful cashout last night... Yeah Me )
06-21-2017 , 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaddyDuck
These posts are funny. The site is trying to make a legit go of it. Their RNG for the full dealt deck is probably off, because the Frequency of Quads is way out of wack, but I don't think it is aimed at any players in particular....
@Global. Please check your Full Dealt Deck RNG, and consider lowering the Quad parameter by about 0.5.
06-21-2017 , 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeleaB
@Global. Please check your Full Dealt Deck RNG, and consider lowering the Quad variable by about 0.5.
Lol Poker 2k17, Quad Builder
06-21-2017 , 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glutenfree
The technical term for doom/boom switch is now "luck modifier". I appreciate you taking care of this, I was getting awful tired of missing my gut shots and back door flushes. This goes without saying, but please don't forget to include the luck modifier bonus that should be applied to any gut shot or back door draw I call off for greater than a pot sized shove. Please and thanks.
Noted, our poker terminology is still stuck in the 2005 era thanks to all of the old WSOP /High Stakes Poker videos we watch in the office!
11-06-2017 , 11:23 AM
After finding this thread, I decided to check the Dark Web for poker bots for Global Poker. I found one for only a small fee of $99.99. So that makes a rather high demand for a Global Poker bot. I am currently in the process of making one that I will sell for only $89.99. It will check/call all bets and hands. Anyone want to be a beta tester?

Anyway. I've been playing Global Poker for my 3rd day now, and I like it. I've never had the feeling of anyone being a bot. Some players make crazy bets before the flop on almost every hand, and end up getting all the antes because everyone folds. But if your patient enough you can wait for a good hand and get them.

I've also found some players with a lot of money at the tables bluff a lot, If you have a good hand just call em.

Also I've talked with a lot of people using the chat. Everyone seems eager to answer questions about the site like depositing or cashing out. I hope they keep adding more features to the site. One I would like to see is the ability to add a player to a friend list so you can see or join a table with them. I was skeptical at first when I saw their Facebook ads, but I decided to give it a try, and I was surprised they gave me $2 to start with. The first day I got that up to $14.
11-08-2017 , 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trenten
After finding this thread, I decided to check the Dark Web for poker bots for Global Poker. I found one for only a small fee of $99.99. So that makes a rather high demand for a Global Poker bot. I am currently in the process of making one that I will sell for only $89.99. It will check/call all bets and hands. Anyone want to be a beta tester?

Anyway. I've been playing Global Poker for my 3rd day now, and I like it. I've never had the feeling of anyone being a bot. Some players make crazy bets before the flop on almost every hand, and end up getting all the antes because everyone folds. But if your patient enough you can wait for a good hand and get them.

I've also found some players with a lot of money at the tables bluff a lot, If you have a good hand just call em.

Also I've talked with a lot of people using the chat. Everyone seems eager to answer questions about the site like depositing or cashing out. I hope they keep adding more features to the site. One I would like to see is the ability to add a player to a friend list so you can see or join a table with them. I was skeptical at first when I saw their Facebook ads, but I decided to give it a try, and I was surprised they gave me $2 to start with. The first day I got that up to $14.
Glad you are enjoying yourself mate. No making bots though even if they do play bad!

      
m