Female reads: almost every blonde is terrible and tries too hard to hang. The one with the glasses is the best of the blondes, which is like saying something is the best wine cooler. The brunette in the pink shirt who looks like a crack whore is by far the best female type to me, and a distant second is the red head.
Others:
The pirate is an aggro shove monkey who almost never has it.
Squinty-eyed man is always a nit.
Jack Nicholson eye patch guy is the one I'd most want to have a beer with.
Big chin white guy never wins, just like the guys in real life who look like him.
The cowboy plays big and bold, just like Texas. And generally sucks.
Haven't seen enough brothers at the table to make a read.
Store avatars, favorites are Wallace and Jake. I bet I would like most of those people.