I'm gonna be looking for backers to put me in live tournaments over the long haul. I think I'm a sure shot at >1000% roi without consideration to variance :P. Or you can just bet it on red, that works too. Oh, and there is always gold stock
Gld is at $168 with a call option for $24 expiring 1/17/14. If you buy 400 calls at 10k and it hits $432 you made the gravy train. choochoo!