My wife admitted to peeing in the shower long ago. How long have you been married?

Almost 8 years.

It sucked, too. Upon hearing the news, she completely forgot about me cleaning the entire garage and blowing up the kiddie pool (which is really like a water park).

Oy. Pull the string on that top, it's wound tight enough.

What about in the pool?

Not that I would EVER do that! Purely for arguments sake...

Now that I think about it, you don't have to worry about splash back or any thing else.

My vote is for the pool!

We don't have a pool, but I did just get a kiddie pool. Do you think my kids would mind if I peed in their pool?

That just begs for this question:how far away would you stand if you peed in their pool? I'm for having a seat inside the pool. Get comfortable ya know?

Depends on how much beer I've had to drink!