Mods, please let this thread run its course.

My wife is a Clinical Psychologist and she's working with a male patient. She's needs some data to digest, so she can be more knowledgeable on the subject.

Question: How far from the toilet do you stand when you pee (urinate)? Before responding, go pee and think about it.

Edit: I'm not joking, she really needs some info.

Also, pics or GTFO?

Public urinal or home?

Home

Please, no.

How the **** am I supposed to read or use my laptop to play micro-stakes, if I am standing?

Answer is ZERO.

You want to measure from lip of seat or.from base of toilet?

I find it amusing you beleive 2+2 of all places would be a good place to get serious responses to this question. This is after all home to places like BBV.

Or maybe that's not the REAL question. Maybe the real thing you are out to test has to do with the type of responses this kind of questions would generate on a public online forum. Or MAYBE this is intended to see how we would interpert your true intention of what this type of question was really all about.

I asked my buddies last night when we had 17 guys over and all I got was crap.

I got a few decent answers, but mostly sarcasm and humor. I have nowhere else to turn. I'm desperate.

That's a good question. How about the lip of the seat. Our feet's distance from the base can vary, but the angle in which we lean is more important. Maybe a diagram is useful.

10 feet, I have good aim

Reminds me of the Robin Williams gag . . . "I'd like to show you all something I'm very proud of . . . you people in the front row will have to move back a little, though."

lol what does this have to do with home poker?

for me the answer is: it depends... on whether I have a boner or not.

Same 10' , but I don't need a good aim.