***The Official "Wierd **** fish do" Thread***

[killer_kill]

I'm not even sure what to say on this one.


Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t10 - 9 players
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BTN: t4975 M = 20.73
SB: t8260 M = 34.42
Hero (BB): t4899 M = 20.41
UTG: t6710 M = 27.96
UTG+1: t2560 M = 10.67
UTG+2: t4856 M = 20.23
MP1: t3010 M = 12.54
MP2: t5920 M = 24.67
CO: t1295 M = 5.40

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is BB with T T
UTG calls t100, 4 folds, CO calls t100, BTN calls t100, SB raises to t500, Hero raises to t1500, 3 folds, SB calls t1000

Flop: (t3390) 5 2 3 (2 players)
SB bets t700, Hero raises to t3389 all in, SB calls t2689

Turn: (t10168) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t10168) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t10168
SB shows 9 A (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
SB wins t10168

[killer_kill]

Poker Stars $0.25+$0.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
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Hero (UTG+1): t4385 M = 10.83
UTG+2: t475 M = 1.17
MP1: t11815 M = 29.17
MP2: t1155 M = 2.85
CO: t3900 M = 9.63
BTN: t5520 M = 13.63
SB: t11280 M = 27.85
BB: t11620 M = 28.69
UTG: t2920 M = 7.21

Pre Flop: (t405) Hero is UTG+1 with Q Q
1 fold, Hero raises to t399, 2 folds, MP2 raises to t1135 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls t1135, 2 folds, Hero raises to t4365 all in, BTN calls t3230

Flop: (t10270) Q A 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t10270) J (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t10270) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t10270
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
MP2 shows K A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BTN shows Q 6 (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins t6460
MP2 wins t3810

[desperad0oo7]

Your current position is 11 out of 54

in the $10r, can use some rail to keep me from generating material for this thread

[desperad0oo7]

nvm

[SGT RJ]

I lol'ed hard when the cards got turned over. I never should have bet the turn, BTW...

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+2: t4355 145.17 BBs
MP1: t4438 147.93 BBs
MP2: t7541 251.37 BBs
Hero (CO): t7910 263.67 BBs
BTN: t4735 157.83 BBs
SB: t6410 213.67 BBs
BB: t4801 160.03 BBs
UTG: t6773 225.77 BBs
UTG+1: t7406 246.87 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is CO with 9 9
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t150, 2 folds, Hero calls t150, 3 folds

Flop: (t345) K 5 A (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets t180, UTG+2 calls t180

Turn: (t705) Q (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets t300, UTG+2 calls t300

River: (t1305) 2 (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: t1305
UTG+2 shows 4 4 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins t1305

[furo]

in this hand i am the fish

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+1: t2370 47.40 BBs
UTG+2: t2430 48.60 BBs
MP1: t4570 91.40 BBs
MP2: t2255 45.10 BBs
CO: t1870 37.40 BBs
BTN: t2690 53.80 BBs
SB: t5650 113 BBs
Hero (BB): t4120 82.40 BBs
UTG: t2975 59.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with K Q
5 folds, CO raises to t125, 2 folds, Hero calls t75

Flop: (t275) 2 J T (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (t275) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t140, CO calls t140

River: (t555) J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t300, Hero calls t300

Final Pot: t1155
CO shows Q K (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows K Q (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins t578
CO wins t577

[FILIPPO_INZAGHI]

Full Tilt Poker Turbo $7K Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t80/t160 Blinds - 8 players
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BTN: t1930 12.06 BBs
SB: t3965 24.78 BBs
BB: t3550 22.19 BBs
UTG: t2045 12.78 BBs
UTG+1: t2000 12.50 BBs
Hero (MP1): t3410 21.31 BBs
MP2: t2990 18.69 BBs
CO: t2940 18.38 BBs

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is MP1 with 7 4
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t320, 1 fold, MP2 calls t320, 2 folds, SB calls t240, BB calls t160

Flop: (t1280) 7 2 K (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets t480, MP2 folds, SB raises to t3645 all in, BB calls t3230 all in, UTG+1 folds

Turn: (t8220) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t8220) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t8220
SB shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
BB shows 5 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
BB wins t8220

SB (Observer): im ready to email FTP wit hthat
SB (Observer): i just dont get the call
SB (Observer): bot imo

Literally lol'd

[abgtr]

Originally Posted by FILIPPO_INZAGHI

Full Tilt Poker Turbo $7K Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t80/t160 Blinds - 8 players
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BTN: t1930 12.06 BBs
SB: t3965 24.78 BBs
BB: t3550 22.19 BBs
UTG: t2045 12.78 BBs
UTG+1: t2000 12.50 BBs
Hero (MP1): t3410 21.31 BBs
MP2: t2990 18.69 BBs
CO: t2940 18.38 BBs

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is MP1 with 7 4
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t320, 1 fold, MP2 calls t320, 2 folds, SB calls t240, BB calls t160

Flop: (t1280) 7 2 K (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets t480, MP2 folds, SB raises to t3645 all in, BB calls t3230 all in, UTG+1 folds

Turn: (t8220) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t8220) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t8220
SB shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Nines)
BB shows 5 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
BB wins t8220

SB (Observer): im ready to email FTP wit hthat
SB (Observer): i just dont get the call
SB (Observer): bot imo

Literally lol'd

that is so ****** absurd. wow.

[desperad0oo7]

my favorite variety

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
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MP2: t6595 M = 16.28
CO: t9045 M = 22.33
BTN: t14369 M = 35.48
SB: t9785 M = 24.16
Hero (BB): t16009 M = 39.53
UTG: t17196 M = 42.46
UTG+1: t24831 M = 61.31
UTG+2: t13435 M = 33.17
MP1: t4510 M = 11.14

Pre Flop: (t405) Hero is BB with K T
3 folds, MP1 raises to t300, 4 folds, Hero calls t150

Flop: (t855) T A T (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets t4190 all in, Hero calls t4190

Turn: (t9235) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t9235) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9235
Hero shows K T (three of a kind, Tens)
MP1 shows 8 Q (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Hero wins t9235

[furo]

reading this thread makes up for the BBV desaster of today

std by both desperado

[theginger45]

Had an awesome hand today at a live home game against two uberfish.

Play is 3 handed, I'm in the SB with ~3k, blinds at 30/60. Fish #1 (~3.6k) raises to 180 on the BTN. I flat with 6c4c, Fish #2 flats in BB on ~2.4k stack.

Flop comes 532r, I haz the nuts. I check, Fish #2 donks out for 300, Fish #1 flats, I raise to 1.1k planning on obv jamming any turn card. Pot is ~2.2k.

Fish #2 tank-folds, Fish #1 tanks, looks confused, says "what could you have...?" and then eventually almost-minraises to 2k. I shove, he calls off the last 800 or so, and I confidently turn over the nuts. He Hollywoods a lot with big hands, so I expected a set, 2 pair or at least an overpair.

He turns over KdQh for K high, drawing stone cold dead.

He spent the next few minutes muttering to himself, "I really didn't think you had the straight...".

Fish gonna fish.

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by furo

reading this thread makes up for the BBV desaster of today

std by both desperado

yep, was meant for my rail thread

[locomi]

This guy plays his backdoor straightdraws aggressively

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1148567
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MP1: t1450 29 BBs
MP2: t1460 29.20 BBs
CO: t1805 36.10 BBs
Hero (BTN): t3365 67.30 BBs
SB: t1440 28.80 BBs
BB: t1475 29.50 BBs
UTG: t3510 70.20 BBs
UTG+1: t1465 29.30 BBs
UTG+2: t3595 71.90 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN with Q Q
UTG raises to t110, 4 folds, CO calls t110, Hero raises to t450, 3 folds, CO calls t340

Flop: (t1085) J 9 T (2 players)
CO bets t1355 all in, Hero calls t1355

Turn: (t3795) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t3795) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t3795
CO shows 5 A (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero shows Q Q (a straight, Eight to Queen)
CO wins t1898
Hero wins t1897

[seagraham]

Solid fold by mp1


Full Tilt Poker $3 + $0.30 KO No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t80/t160 Blinds - 9 players
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BB: t1885 11.78 BBs
UTG: t9815 61.34 BBs
UTG+1: t12475 77.97 BBs
UTG+2: t5212 32.58 BBs
MP1: t3968 24.80 BBs
MP2: t2690 16.81 BBs
CO: t17215 107.59 BBs
Hero (BTN): t2270 14.19 BBs
SB: t3135 19.59 BBs

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is BTN with T A
3 folds, MP1 raises to t320, MP2 calls t320, 1 fold, Hero raises to t2270 all in, 2 folds, MP1 calls t1950, MP2 raises to t2690 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t7050) 7 8 A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t7050) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t7050) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

[furo]

Originally Posted by seagraham

Solid fold by mp1

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