***The Official "Wierd **** fish do" Thread***

[abgtr]

Full Tilt Poker $8,000 Guarantee (Cashout) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 6 players
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SB: t6455 161.38 BBs
BB: t3000 75 BBs
Hero (UTG): t2680 67 BBs
MP: t9375 234.38 BBs
CO: t855 21.38 BBs
BTN: t2600 65 BBs

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is UTG with T 7
Hero raises to t120, 2 folds, BTN calls t120, 2 folds

Flop: (t300) 8 2 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t200, BTN raises to t440, Hero raises to t900, BTN raises to t2480 all in, Hero calls t1580

Turn: (t5260) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t5260) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5260
Hero shows T 7 (a flush, Ace high)
BTN shows A T (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins t5260


my mouth fell open. what on earth.

[furo]

Originally Posted by abgtr

my mouth fell open. what on earth.

he just soulread you for exactly the hand you have

happens to me alllll the time

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by furo

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t7765 97.06 BBs
BB: t848 10.60 BBs
UTG: t2060 25.75 BBs
UTG+1: t10900 136.25 BBs
UTG+2: t1175 14.69 BBs
Hero (MP1): t2700 33.75 BBs
MP2: t7030 87.88 BBs
CO: t4560 57 BBs
BTN: t7950 99.38 BBs

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is MP1 with 5 5
3 folds, Hero raises to t200, 3 folds, SB calls t160, BB calls t120

Flop: (t600) Q 5 7 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets t200, SB folds, BB calls t200

Turn: (t1000) 2 (2 players)
BB folds

omg I would be so tilted

rofl moment

[abgtr]

[x]Flat pre with AQ vs. CO raise
[x]Check flop in position
[x]Float turn
[x]Hits river
[x]Checks

Full Tilt Poker Daily Dollar No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 8 players
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BB: t3230 107.67 BBs
UTG: t2880 96 BBs
UTG+1: t5365 178.83 BBs
MP1: t1095 36.50 BBs
MP2: t2625 87.50 BBs
Hero (CO): t1710 57 BBs
BTN: t3345 111.50 BBs
SB: t3780 126 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is CO with A T
4 folds, Hero raises to t90, BTN calls t90, 2 folds

Flop: (t225) 6 9 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (t225) T (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN calls t120

River: (t465) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: t465
Hero shows A T (a pair of Tens)
BTN shows Q A (a pair of Queens)
BTN wins t465

[seagraham]

half brag, half LOL SB

Full Tilt Poker $3 + $0.30 KO No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t75 - 8 players
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BTN: t13435 M = 8.96
SB: t34020 M = 22.68
BB: t12595 M = 8.40
Hero (UTG): t9670 M = 6.45
UTG+1: t5850 M = 3.90
MP1: t21370 M = 14.25
MP2: t29215 M = 19.48
CO: t7300 M = 4.87

Pre Flop: (t1500) Hero is UTG with 5 5
Hero raises to t9595 all in, UTG+1 calls t5775 all in, 4 folds, SB calls t9295, 1 fold

Flop: (t26165) 5 4 A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t26165) 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t26165) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

[seagraham]

wow I fail. UTG+1 had AA, SB had T6o

[desperad0oo7]

This is gonna put a hurt on my winrate with QQ from EP...

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t70 - 8 players
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UTG: t42693 M = 29.24
UTG+1: t20730 M = 14.20
Hero (MP1): t23269 M = 15.94
MP2: t27418 M = 18.78
CO: t14500 M = 9.93
BTN: t49663 M = 34.02
SB: t28407 M = 19.46
BB: t13668 M = 9.36

Pre Flop: (t1460) Hero is MP1 with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to t1232, 2 folds, BTN raises to t49593 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t21967 all in

Flop: (t47858) 6 5 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t47858) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t47858) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t47858
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
BTN shows 4 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
BTN wins t47858

[abgtr]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

This is gonna put a hurt on my winrate with QQ from EP...

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t70 - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: t42693 M = 29.24
UTG+1: t20730 M = 14.20
Hero (MP1): t23269 M = 15.94
MP2: t27418 M = 18.78
CO: t14500 M = 9.93
BTN: t49663 M = 34.02
SB: t28407 M = 19.46
BB: t13668 M = 9.36

Pre Flop: (t1460) Hero is MP1 with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to t1232, 2 folds, BTN raises to t49593 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t21967 all in

Flop: (t47858) 6 5 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t47858) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t47858) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t47858
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
BTN shows 4 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
BTN wins t47858

this is such an awesome hand. he obv put you on A3.

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by abgtr

this is such an awesome hand. he obv put you on A3.

ya, it didn't feel so awesome at the time... was close to bubble of $10 cubed too. I coulda used that thing in the middle

[FILIPPO_INZAGHI]

Full Tilt Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30.00/t60.00 Blinds - 9 players
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BTN: t3635.00 60.58 BBs
SB: t2270.00 37.83 BBs
BB: t4790.00 79.83 BBs
UTG: t1940.00 32.33 BBs
UTG+1: t1960.00 32.67 BBs
UTG+2: t3935.00 65.58 BBs
Hero (MP1): t2325.00 38.75 BBs
MP2: t2000.00 33.33 BBs
CO: t5125.00 85.42 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is MP1 with Q K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t60, 1 fold, Hero raises to t200, 2 folds, BTN calls t200, SB calls t170, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t140

Flop: (t860) 9 5 J (4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (t860) T (4 players)
SB bets t240.00, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to t700, BTN folds, SB calls t460

River: (t2260) 3 (2 players)
SB bets t1370.00, Hero calls t1370

Final Pot: t5000
SB shows A Q
Hero shows Q K
Hero wins t5000.00


Hard to be fish OOP :/

[desperad0oo7]

yum fish

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+2: t2525 50.50 BBs
MP1: t2274 45.48 BBs
MP2: t3500 70 BBs
Hero (CO): t3118 62.36 BBs
BTN: t2905 58.10 BBs
SB: t4130 82.60 BBs
BB: t2245 44.90 BBs
UTG: t1708 34.16 BBs
UTG+1: t3225 64.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is CO with T A
5 folds, Hero raises to t123, 2 folds, BB calls t73

Flop: (t271) K 6 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t150, BB calls t150

Turn: (t571) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t350, BB calls t350

River: (t1271) 7 (2 players)
BB bets t1622 all in, Hero calls t1622

Final Pot: t4515
Hero shows T A (a flush, Ace high)
BB shows 2 2 (three of a kind, Deuces)
Hero wins t4515

[furo]

i haz the doublegutshot and will hit it OTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t40 - 9 players
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BTN: t7110 M = 8.78
SB: t17516 M = 21.62
Hero (BB): t8776 M = 10.83
UTG: t6822 M = 8.42
UTG+1: t12135 M = 14.98
UTG+2: t7645 M = 9.44
MP1: t17263 M = 21.31
MP2: t2190 M = 2.70
CO: t2845 M = 3.51

Pre Flop: (t810) Hero is BB with 8 J
UTG calls t300, 4 folds, CO calls t300, 1 fold, SB calls t150, Hero checks

Flop: (t1560) J Q 8 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t1175, UTG calls t1175, CO folds, SB folds

Turn: (t3910) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets t5100, Hero raises to t7261 all in, UTG calls t207 all in

River: (t14524) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t14524
Hero shows 8 J (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
UTG shows T A (a straight, Eight to Queen)
UTG wins t14524

[desperad0oo7]

Poker Stars $10.70+$1.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 7 players
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MP: t1523 15.23 BBs
CO: t1995 19.95 BBs
Hero (BTN): t1265 12.65 BBs
SB: t3650 36.50 BBs
BB: t1340 13.40 BBs
UTG: t1372 13.72 BBs
UTG+1: t2355 23.55 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with K A
4 folds, Hero raises to t242, 1 fold, BB calls t142

Flop: (t534) K A A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t534) 8 (2 players)
BB bets t1098 all in, Hero calls t1023 all in

River: (t2580) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2580
Hero shows K A (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
BB shows 4 4 (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Hero wins t2580

[desperad0oo7]

I dont understand


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t600/t1200 Blinds + t125 - 9 players
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UTG: t21640 M = 7.40
UTG+1: t46675 M = 15.96
UTG+2: t29996 M = 10.26
MP1: t30968 M = 10.59
MP2: t13628 M = 4.66
Hero (CO): t39219 M = 13.41
BTN: t8465 M = 2.89
SB: t44345 M = 15.16
BB: t33546 M = 11.47

Pre Flop: (t2925) Hero is CO with Q A
UTG calls t1200, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t1200, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t2400, Hero calls t2400, BTN raises to t8340 all in, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls t7140, 1 fold, Hero raises to t39094 all in, UTG+2 calls t21531 all in

Flop: (t74607) 2 5 9 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t74607) K (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t74607) 7 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t74607
UTG+2 shows 6 4 (high card King)
Hero shows Q A (a flush, Ace high)
BTN shows J Q (high card King)
Hero wins t43062
Hero wins t31545

[killer_kill]

[ ] Max Value


Poker Stars $0.25+$0.00 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 7 players
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Hero (MP): t3945 131.50 BBs
CO: t1600 53.33 BBs
BTN: t12085 402.83 BBs
SB: t1740 58 BBs
BB: t2200 73.33 BBs
UTG: t2295 76.50 BBs
UTG+1: t1680 56 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP with T 9
UTG calls t30, 1 fold, Hero raises to t90, 1 fold, BTN calls t90, 2 folds, UTG calls t60

Flop: (t315) Q A 2 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (t315) 4 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (t315) 6 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Spoiler:

Final Pot: t315
Hero mucks Td 9d
BTN mucks 4c 5s
UTG shows 6s 6h (three of a kind, Sixes)
UTG wins t315