***The Official "Wierd **** fish do" Thread***

[theginger45]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

wierd things itt. I vote it to stay

I guess there's no place for weird spelling like a thread about weird things. nh.

[locomi]

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t25 - 8 players - View hand 1142000
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: t5520 M = 6.90
Hero (BB): t6070 M = 7.59
UTG: t2890 M = 3.61
UTG+1: t4940 M = 6.17
MP1: t450 M = 0.56
MP2: t11120 M = 13.90
CO: t1465 M = 1.83
BTN: t2365 M = 2.96

Pre Flop: (t800) Hero is BB with 6 Q
UTG calls t400, 6 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t1200) Q 8 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t720, UTG calls t720

Turn: (t2640) A (2 players)
Hero bets t2640, UTG calls t1745 all in

River: (t6130) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6130
Hero shows 6 Q (a flush, Ace high)
UTG shows K T (high card Ace)
Hero wins t6130

lovely line by this guy

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by locomi

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t25 - 8 players - View hand 1142000
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: t5520 M = 6.90
Hero (BB): t6070 M = 7.59
UTG: t2890 M = 3.61
UTG+1: t4940 M = 6.17
MP1: t450 M = 0.56
MP2: t11120 M = 13.90
CO: t1465 M = 1.83
BTN: t2365 M = 2.96

Pre Flop: (t800) Hero is BB with 6 Q
UTG calls t400, 6 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t1200) Q 8 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t720, UTG calls t720

Turn: (t2640) A (2 players)
Hero bets t2640, UTG calls t1745 all in

River: (t6130) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6130
Hero shows 6 Q (a flush, Ace high)
UTG shows K T (high card Ace)
Hero wins t6130

lovely line by this guy

aggresssive call obv. he also had a double belly backdoor in case he was beat ldo

[Fish_On_Tilt]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

aggresssive call obv

I lol'd

Here is a classic "wp sir"

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 7 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

ianbrion (UTG+1): t6400 M = 17.53
Hero (MP): t7670 M = 21.01
eTrac (CO): t12895 M = 35.33
depeche8842 (BTN): t12480 M = 34.19
Caio.Pkr (SB): t2709 M = 7.42
Ronfre (BB): t4697 M = 12.87
BlckHandPoka (UTG): t14280 M = 39.12

Pre Flop: (t365) Hero is MP with A 3
2 folds, Hero raises to t360, 2 folds, Caio.Pkr calls t285, 1 fold

Flop: (t1010) A 9 A (2 players)
Caio.Pkr checks, Hero bets t290, Caio.Pkr calls t290

Turn: (t1590) Q (2 players)
Caio.Pkr checks, Hero bets t610, Caio.Pkr raises to t1220, Hero raises to t7000 all in, Caio.Pkr calls t819 all in

River: (t5668) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t5668
Hero shows A 3 (three of a kind, Aces)
Caio.Pkr shows 9 J (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins t5668

[vikingprogress]

Originally Posted by killer_kill

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

SB: t15615 M = 38.56
BB: t13573 M = 33.51
UTG: t5792 M = 14.30
UTG+1: t15313 M = 37.81
UTG+2: t10295 M = 25.42
Hero (MP1): t3182 M = 7.86
MP2: t4000 M = 9.88
CO: t17546 M = 43.32
BTN: t11394 M = 28.13

Pre Flop: (t405) Hero is MP1 with A Q
3 folds, Hero raises to t450, 1 fold, CO calls t450, 2 folds, BB calls t300

Flop: (t1605) K K T (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (t1605) 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets t750, BB folds, Hero raises to t2712 all in, CO calls t1962

River: (t7029) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:

Final Pot: t7029
Hero shows Ad Qc (a straight, Ten to Ace)
CO shows Ah 3s (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins t7029

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i those links

[WhamFish]

I merge KT and QT but not JT with AA KK and QQ so villain has to call on the turn obviously

Full Tilt - $4 + $0.40|250/500 NL RUSH - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): $11,045.00
SB: $7,400.00
BB: $14,155.00
UTG: $3,730.00
UTG+1: $10,539.00
MP: $19,786.00
MP+1: $9,614.00
LP: $14,287.00
CO: $7,635.00

Hero posts ante $50.00, SB posts ante $50.00, BB posts ante $50.00, UTG posts ante $50.00, UTG+1 posts ante $50.00, MP posts ante $50.00, MP+1 posts ante $50.00, LP posts ante $50.00, CO posts ante $50.00, SB posts SB $250.00, BB posts BB $500.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $1200.00) Hero has A A

fold, fold, fold, fold, LP raises to $1,000.00, fold, Hero raises to $2,500.00, fold, fold, LP calls $1,500.00

Flop: ($6200.00, 2 players) 5 J T
LP bets $1,000.00, Hero raises to $3,500.00, LP calls $2,500.00

Turn: ($13200.00, 2 players) 5
LP checks, Hero bets $4,995.00 and is all-in, LP calls $4,995.00

River: ($23190.00, 2 players) T

Hero shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Tens)
LP shows T A (Full House, Tens full of Fives)
LP wins $23,190.00

[loK2thabrain]

$1 rebuys LOL


Full Tilt Poker Daily Dollar Rebuy No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: t14630 146.30 BBs
UTG+1: t1465 14.65 BBs
UTG+2: t13307 133.07 BBs
MP1: t6750 67.50 BBs
MP2: t5335 53.35 BBs
CO: t5950 59.50 BBs
BTN: t9365 93.65 BBs
Hero (SB): t2400 24 BBs
BB: t5525 55.25 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is SB with 9 A
UTG calls t100, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t100, 1 fold, MP2 calls t100, 1 fold, BTN calls t100, Hero raises to t2400 all in, 3 folds, MP2 calls t2300, 1 fold

Flop: (t5200) 2 5 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t5200) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t5200) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5200
MP2 shows 6 4 (two pair, Fives and Fours)
Hero shows 9 A (two pair, Nines and Fives)
Hero wins t5200

[Fish_On_Tilt]

Lol, pretty sweet line by villain here

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

soccermom14 (MP1): t3950 131.67 BBs
Tahir360 (MP2): t3780 126 BBs
zaccoursen (CO): t2920 97.33 BBs
javiangra (BTN): t2850 95 BBs
Prrron (SB): t3260 108.67 BBs
Hero (BB): t2760 92 BBs
Ismaico7 (UTG): t1960 65.33 BBs
m0nique23 (UTG+1): t2830 94.33 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with 5 8
5 folds, javiangra calls t30, Prrron calls t15, Hero checks

Flop: (t90) 9 8 9 (3 players)
Prrron bets t150, Hero calls t150, javiangra folds

Turn: (t390) A (2 players)
Prrron bets t90, Hero calls t90

River: (t570) A (2 players)
Prrron checks, Hero bets t330, Prrron folds

Final Pot: t570
Hero mucks 5 8
Hero wins t570

[JomboJuice22]

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

MP2: t1480 74 BBs
CO: t1480 74 BBs
BTN: t1490 74.50 BBs
SB: t1480 74 BBs
Hero (BB): t1500 75 BBs
UTG: t1380 69 BBs
UTG+1: t1500 75 BBs
MP1: t3190 159.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 2 A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t80, MP1 calls t80, MP2 raises to t330, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls t250, MP1 calls t250

Flop: (t1020) T 8 A (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (t1020) 4 (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks

River: (t1020) K (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets t1020, MP2 raises to t1150 all in, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls t130

Spoiler:

Final Pot: t3320
MP2 shows Kd Kh (three of a kind, Kings)
MP1 shows Ts Ac (two pair, Aces and Tens)
MP2 wins t3320

I was amused by this.

[feedthabeast]

He snap shoved the flop and the rail blows up in Italian after the hand. The ****?
Full Tilt Poker Super Stack $28K Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: t4665 46.65 BBs
UTG: t11112 111.12 BBs
UTG+1: t11443 114.43 BBs
UTG+2: t6371 63.71 BBs
MP1: t8840 88.40 BBs
MP2: t4210 42.10 BBs
CO: t19837 198.37 BBs
Hero (BTN): t5400 54 BBs
SB: t5670 56.70 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with A A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t299, 2 folds, CO calls t299, Hero raises to t922, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls t623, CO calls t623

Flop: (t2916) Q 9 4 (3 players)
UTG+2 checks, CO bets t18915 all in, Hero calls t4478 all in, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (t11872) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t11872) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t11872
CO shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
CO wins t11872

[LOL FTS MBN]

I disapprove of this thread, as we are letting the fish know they are doing it wrong

[SBHans13]

Thumbs up for the nuts!



Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+2: t2160 14.40 BBs
MP1: t1770 11.80 BBs
MP2: t1990 13.27 BBs
CO: t6810 45.40 BBs
BTN: t825 5.50 BBs
Hero (SB): t2115 14.10 BBs
BB: t2755 18.37 BBs
UTG: t1395 9.30 BBs
UTG+1: t3120 20.80 BBs

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is SB with 8 8
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t150, 3 folds, BTN calls t150, Hero calls t75, BB checks

Flop: (t600) 8 J 7 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets t450, UTG+2 calls t450, BTN raises to t675 all in, Hero raises to t1965 all in, BB calls t1515, UTG+2 raises to t2010 all in, BB calls t45

Turn: (t7260) 5 (4 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t7260) 5 (4 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t7260
UTG+2 shows K A (a pair of Fives)
BTN shows 9 K (a pair of Fives)
Hero shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
BB shows J 9 (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
BB wins t90
Hero wins t3870
Hero wins t3300

[Rokke]

$4 4Max on Stars, pretty deep:

I open for the 8th time in 10 hands.
Guy to my left: "I'm getting really tired of you mister!"
Guy requests TIME
- "..so I'm going to make you wait for it!"
Guy folds.

He did this a few times

[killer_kill]

Originally Posted by LOL FTS MBN

I disapprove of this thread, as we are letting the fish know they are doing it wrong

Fish don't read 2p2.

Also to the last hand...... [ ] Teh nutz.

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by Rokke

$4 4Max on Stars, pretty deep:

I open for the 8th time in 10 hands.
Guy to my left: "I'm getting really tired of you mister!"
Guy requests TIME
- "..so I'm going to make you wait for it!"
Guy folds.

He did this a few times

lolz hilarious.