***The Official "Wierd **** fish do" Thread***

[desperad0oo7]

well played brah


Merge - $0+$0.00|<> NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP+1: 3,975.00
LP: 11,775.00
CO: 6,400.00
BTN: 6,075.00
SB: 4,661.00
BB: 1,958.00
UTG: 2,365.00
UTG+1: 3,506.00
Hero (MP): 8,297.00

SB posts SB 75.00, BB posts BB 150.00

Pre Flop: (225.00) Hero has K A

UTG raises to 300.00, fold, Hero raises to 777.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls 477.00

Flop: (1779.00, 2 players) 8 T K
UTG checks, Hero bets 7,520.00 and is all-in, UTG calls 1,588.00 and is all-in

Turn: (4955.00, 2 players) 4

River: (4955.00, 2 players) 2

UTG shows T K (Two Pair, Kings and Tens) (Pre 25%, Flop 81%, Turn 75%)
Hero shows K A (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 75%, Flop 19%, Turn 25%)
UTG wins 4,955.00

[wangtangkiki]

These are back-to-back hands..


Merge - $0+$0.00|<> NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 17,946.00
MP+1: 16,454.00
Hero (CO): 32,616.00
BTN: 14,381.00
SB: 7,215.00
xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (BB): 11,600.00
UTG: 8,486.00
UTG+1: 10,162.00
UTG+2: 20,622.00

MP posts ante 100.00, MP+1 posts ante 100.00, Hero posts ante 100.00, BTN posts ante 100.00, SB posts ante 100.00, BB posts ante 100.00, UTG posts ante 100.00, UTG+1 posts ante 100.00, UTG+2 posts ante 100.00, SB posts SB 500.00, xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (BB) posts BB 1,000.00

Pre Flop: (pot: 2400.00) Hero has Q 6

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to 4,400.00, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 14,281.00 and is all-in, fold, xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (BB) calls 10,500.00 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 9,881.00

Flop: (41462.00, 3 players) 6 4 5

Turn: (41462.00, 3 players) 2

River: (41462.00, 3 players) 4

Spoiler:

BTN shows 8 A (One Pair, Fours) (Pre 22%, Flop 14%, Turn 7%)
xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (BB) shows 7 2 (Two Pair, Fours and Twos) (Pre 26%, Flop 37%, Turn 81%)
UTG+2 shows A K (One Pair, Fours) (Pre 52%, Flop 49%, Turn 12%)
xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (BB) wins 35,900.00
UTG+2 wins 5,562.00

The next hand.. The UTG+2 guy got really pissed and said "un ****ing real"



Merge - $0+$0.00|<> NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 17,846.00
MP+1: 16,354.00
Hero (CO): 32,516.00
BTN: 6,615.00
xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (SB): 35,900.00
BB: 8,386.00
UTG: 10,062.00
UTG+1: 11,803.00

MP posts ante 100.00, MP+1 posts ante 100.00, Hero posts ante 100.00, BTN posts ante 100.00, SB posts ante 100.00, BB posts ante 100.00, UTG posts ante 100.00, UTG+1 posts ante 100.00, xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (SB) posts SB 500.00, BB posts BB 1,000.00

Pre Flop: (pot: 2300.00) Hero has 4 7

fold, UTG+1 raises to 11,703.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (SB) raises to 35,800.00 and is all-in, fold

Flop: (25206.00, 2 players) K K 9

Turn: (25206.00, 2 players) 9

River: (25206.00, 2 players) 8

Spoiler:

xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (SB) shows 3 9 (Full House, Nines full of Kings) (Pre 34%, Flop 69%, Turn 98%)
UTG+1 shows A J (Two Pair, Kings and Nines) (Pre 66%, Flop 31%, Turn 2%)
xBxAxRxxzTMANxxJ (SB) wins 25,206.00

After this hand, the guy that cried in the first hand says "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING????" after he was knocked out, lmfao..!!

[CrazyDiam0nd]

Next stop : Value town

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t10 - 6 players - View hand 1785933
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UTG: t2950 M = 14.05
MP: t7372 M = 35.10
CO: t1128 M = 5.37
Hero (BTN): t7149 M = 34.04
SB: t3090 M = 14.71
BB: t2980 M = 14.19

Pre Flop: (t210) Hero is BTN with K:hearts: T:hearts:
1 fold, MP raises to t300, 1 fold, Hero calls t300, 2 folds

Flop: (t810) T 9 T (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets t364, MP calls t364

Turn: (t1538) 7 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets t692, MP calls t692

River: (t2922) 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets t1314, MP calls t1314

Villian shows AJ .. offsuit!

[XMenCypher]

boom boom lol wut?

Poker Stars, $1.35 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13231912

MP1: 1,500 (75 bb)
MP2: 1,280 (64 bb)
MP3: 1,480 (74 bb)
CO: 1,520 (76 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,400 (70 bb)
SB: 1,480 (74 bb)
BB: 1,500 (75 bb)
UTG+1: 1,840 (92 bb)
UTG+2: 1,500 (75 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q Q
3 folds, MP2 raises to 80, 2 folds, Hero raises to 200, 2 folds, MP2 calls 120

Flop: (430) J 3 3 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 215, MP2 calls 215

Turn: (860) J (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 985 and is all-in, MP2 calls 865 and is all-in

River: (2,590) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Results: 2,590 pot
Final Board: J 3 3 J 9
MP2 showed A T and lost (-1,280 net)
Hero showed Q Q and won 2,590 (1,310 net)

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[bibiscus]

Poker Stars, $4.50 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13235242

SB: 49,859 (41.5 bb)
BB: 46,880 (39.1 bb)
UTG: 32,163 (26.8 bb)
MP: 62,640 (52.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 87,556 (73 bb)
BTN: 93,645 (78 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T A
UTG folds, MP calls 1,200, Hero raises to 3,889, 2 folds, BB calls 2,689, MP calls 2,689

Flop: (12,867) 2 6 2 (3 players)
BB bets 9,600, MP folds, Hero raises to 83,567 and is all-in, BB calls 33,291 and is all-in

Turn: (98,649) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (98,649) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 98,649 pot
Final Board: 2 6 2 7 5
BB showed A 7 and won 98,649 (51,769 net)
MP mucked and lost (-3,989 net)
Hero showed T A and lost (-46,880 net)

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"commited" he said...

[XMenCypher]

Originally Posted by bibiscus

"commited" he said...

they're always "commited" :/

[desperad0oo7]

Merge - $0+$0.00|<> NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: 10,642.00
BB: 20,814.00
UTG: 11,525.00
MP: 5,995.00
CO: 2,780.00
Hero (BTN): 8,321.00

SB posts ante 30.00, BB posts ante 30.00, UTG posts ante 30.00, MP posts ante 30.00, CO posts ante 30.00, Hero posts ante 30.00, SB posts SB 150.00, BB posts BB 300.00

Pre Flop: (630.00) Hero has A 5

fold, MP calls 300.00, fold, Hero raises to 888.00, fold, BB calls 588.00, MP calls 588.00

Flop: (2994.00, 3 players) 3 5 9
BB checks, MP bets 300.00, Hero raises to 1,497.00, fold, MP calls 1,197.00

Turn: (5988.00, 2 players) J
MP bets 3,580.00 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,580.00

River: (13148.00, 2 players) 8

MP shows T Q (Straight, Queen High) (Pre 44%, Flop 28%, Turn 32%)
Hero shows A 5 (One Pair, Fives) (Pre 56%, Flop 72%, Turn 68%)
MP wins 13,148.00


I wish I was that good.

[bibiscus]

Poker Stars, $9 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13238002

MP2: 9,810 (65.4 bb)
MP3: 29,792 (198.6 bb)
Hero (CO): 11,452 (76.3 bb)
BTN: 8,929 (59.5 bb)
SB: 21,801 (145.3 bb)
BB: 7,920 (52.8 bb)
UTG+2: 18,965 (126.4 bb)
MP1: 8,355 (55.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q Q
UTG+2 calls 150, 3 folds, Hero raises to 499, BTN calls 499, SB calls 424, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 349

Flop: (2,306) 2 J 8 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 1,111, BTN calls 1,111, 2 folds

Turn: (4,528) T (2 players)
Hero bets 2,100, BTN calls 2,100

River: (8,728) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 4,350, Hero raises to 7,722 and is all-in, BTN folds with 870 behind

Spoiler:

Results: 17,428 pot
Final Board: 2 J 8 T J
Hero mucked Q Q and won 17,428 (9,348 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-8,080 net)

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always lol irl

[CrazyDiam0nd]

Originally Posted by bibiscus

Poker Stars, $9 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13238002

MP2: 9,810 (65.4 bb)
MP3: 29,792 (198.6 bb)
Hero (CO): 11,452 (76.3 bb)
BTN: 8,929 (59.5 bb)
SB: 21,801 (145.3 bb)
BB: 7,920 (52.8 bb)
UTG+2: 18,965 (126.4 bb)
MP1: 8,355 (55.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q Q
UTG+2 calls 150, 3 folds, Hero raises to 499, BTN calls 499, SB calls 424, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 349

Flop: (2,306) 2 J 8 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 1,111, BTN calls 1,111, 2 folds

Turn: (4,528) T (2 players)
Hero bets 2,100, BTN calls 2,100

River: (8,728) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 4,350, Hero raises to 7,722 and is all-in, BTN folds with 870 behind

Spoiler:

Results: 17,428 pot
Final Board: 2 J 8 T J
Hero mucked Q Q and won 17,428 (9,348 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-8,080 net)

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always lol irl

No way! haha mbn..

[bibiscus]

the good ol check back to induce

Poker Stars, $0.90 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13311692

MP3: 1,305 (32.6 bb)
CO: 6,625 (165.6 bb)
BTN: 2,295 (57.4 bb)
SB: 4,830 (120.8 bb)
BB: 2,940 (73.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,005 (75.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,750 (68.8 bb)
MP1: 3,385 (84.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 2,825 (70.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A A
3 folds, Hero raises to 120, 2 folds, BTN calls 120, 2 folds

Flop: (300) 8 K J (2 players)
Hero bets 174, BTN calls 174

Turn: (648) T (2 players)
Hero bets 375, BTN calls 375

River: (1,398) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results: 1,398 pot
Final Board: 8 K J T A
BTN showed J Q and won 1,398 (729 net)
Hero showed A A and lost (-669 net)

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anyone betting the river btw? (guy is a rando atationny fish)

[XMenCypher]

since you ask, I am not betting the river. I will post some hands here in the near future, I've got some cool ones

[desperad0oo7]

sick induce

Merge - $109|<> NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (LP): 4,625.00
CO: 5,826.00
BTN: 6,310.00
SB: 6,445.00
BB: 6,253.00
UTG: 4,850.00
UTG+1: 4,907.00
MP: 5,432.00
MP+1: 5,497.00

SB posts SB 30.00, BB posts BB 60.00

Pre Flop: (90.00) Hero has 4 Q

fold, UTG+1 raises to 170.00, fold, MP+1 calls 170.00, fold, CO calls 170.00, fold, SB calls 140.00, fold

Flop: (740.00, 4 players) T 5 9
SB checks, UTG+1 bets 300.00, fold, fold, SB raises to 1,193.00, UTG+1 raises to 2,086.00, SB raises to 6,275.00 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 2,651.00 and is all-in

Turn: (10214.00, 2 players) 6

River: (10214.00, 2 players) 4

SB shows T T (Flush, Ten High) (Pre 65%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
UTG+1 shows T J (One Pair, Tens) (Pre 35%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 10,214.00

[bibiscus]

no soccer tonight??? bah I'll try some poker !

Poker Stars, $4.50 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13332012

Hero (CO): 19,394 (193.9 bb)
BTN: 19,300 (193 bb)
SB: 32,556 (325.6 bb)
BB: 29,900 (299 bb)
UTG: 20,725 (207.3 bb)
MP: 18,325 (183.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5 8
UTG folds, MP calls 100, Hero folds, BTN raises to 300, SB raises to 500, BB folds, MP calls 400, BTN calls 200

Flop: (1,600) 2 6 A (3 players)
SB bets 400, MP raises to 800, BTN calls 800, SB raises to 1,200, MP folds, BTN calls 400

Turn: (4,800) A (2 players)
SB bets 700, BTN raises to 17,600 and is all-in, SB calls 16,900

River: (40,000) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 40,000 pot
Final Board: 2 6 A A 7
BTN showed 9 A and won 40,000 (20,700 net)
SB showed 9 8 and lost (-19,300 net)

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[bibiscus]

haaa they have the replay of all euro actions, guess I'll go watch that !

Poker Stars, $4.50 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13332022

Hero (SB): 13,273 (88.5 bb)
BB: 38,021 (253.5 bb)
UTG: 14,098 (94 bb)
MP: 41,425 (276.2 bb)
CO: 20,362 (135.7 bb)
BTN: 13,021 (86.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 K
UTG raises to 1,950, MP raises to 41,425 and is all-in, 4 folds, UTG calls 12,148 and is all-in

Flop: (28,421) 5 5 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (28,421) T (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (28,421) J (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 28,421 pot
Final Board: 5 5 3 T J
UTG showed 8 9 and lost (-14,098 net)
MP showed Q A and won 28,421 (14,323 net)

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[DjHitzz]

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 9 players

MP2: t4250 106.25 BBs
CO: t3315 82.88 BBs
BTN: t1954 48.85 BBs
SB: t2332 58.30 BBs
Hero (BB): t4770 119.25 BBs
UTG: t1958 48.95 BBs
UTG+1: t1260 31.50 BBs
UTG+2: t3876 96.90 BBs
MP1: t2895 72.38 BBs

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with K K
UTG raises to t1958 all in, UTG+1 calls t1260 all in, 6 folds, Hero calls t1918

Flop: (t5196) A 8 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t5196) 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t5196) 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t5196
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
UTG shows 6 5 (a straight, Five to Nine)
UTG+1 shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
UTG wins t1396
UTG wins t3800

Fist pump, celebrate pre. Flop - stabbed. River - dies.