***The Official "Wierd **** fish do" Thread***

[collincapone]

Fun thread! I like it when I have to guess if the hero is also the fish. It's like a bonus win!

[abgtr]

500bb pot, the have top pair, top pair, non NFD. Why not. I won the big pots so i don't mind, it's just funny that they stacked off with this.


Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t4640 77.33 BBs
BB: t4501 75.02 BBs
UTG: t3000 50 BBs
UTG+1: t3065 51.08 BBs
UTG+2: t13209 220.15 BBs
MP1: t2570 42.83 BBs
Hero (MP2): t10205 170.08 BBs
CO: t4980 83 BBs
BTN: t1845 30.75 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is MP2 with 3 3
UTG calls t60, UTG+1 calls t60, UTG+2 calls t60, 1 fold, Hero calls t60, 1 fold, BTN calls t60, SB raises to t300, 1 fold, UTG calls t240, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t240, Hero calls t240, 1 fold

Flop: (t1380) 3 6 A (4 players)
SB bets t1800, UTG raises to t2700 all in, UTG+2 raises to t12909 all in, Hero calls t9905 all in, SB calls t2540 all in

Turn: (t28230) 5 (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: (t28230) T (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: t28230
SB shows A T (two pair, Aces and Tens)
UTG shows J Q (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+2 shows J A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows 3 3 (three of a kind, Threes)
Hero wins t11130
Hero wins t4920
UTG wins t12180

[abgtr]

literally have no idea wtf happened in this pot. please lmk if you do.
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+1: t3765 125.50 BBs
UTG+2: t4405 146.83 BBs
MP1: t5420 180.67 BBs
MP2: t4865 162.17 BBs
Hero (CO): t4705 156.83 BBs
BTN: t5690 189.67 BBs
SB: t4805 160.17 BBs
BB: t4580 152.67 BBs
UTG: t10714 357.13 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is CO with J J
5 folds, Hero raises to t90, 1 fold, SB calls t75, 1 fold

Flop: (t210) 2 A J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t120, SB calls t120

Turn: (t450) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t275, SB raises to t550, Hero raises to t1285, SB raises to t4595 all in, Hero calls t3210 all in

River: (t9440) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t9440
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Deuces)
SB shows 4 4 (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
Hero wins t9440

[otavioMNY]

So nice...



Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t3500/t7000 Blinds + t875 - 8 players
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SB: t92440 M = 5.28
BB: t85967 M = 4.91
UTG: t163164 M = 9.32
UTG+1: t98160 M = 5.61
Hero (MP1): t283982 M = 16.23
MP2: t48719 M = 2.78
CO: t50514 M = 2.89
BTN: t67819 M = 3.88

Pre Flop: (t17500) Hero is MP1 with A A
UTG raises to t15000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t38999, 5 folds, UTG raises to t162289 all in, Hero calls t123290

Flop: (t342078) 3 5 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t342078) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t342078) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t342078
UTG shows 9 8 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Hero wins t342078

[abgtr]

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 9 players
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UTG: t1219 M = 1.89
Hero (UTG+1): t8947 M = 13.87
UTG+2: t2000 M = 3.10
MP1: t5769 M = 8.94
MP2: t4254 M = 6.60
CO: t4495 M = 6.97
BTN: t1140 M = 1.77
SB: t1810 M = 2.81
BB: t10433 M = 16.18

Pre Flop: (t645) Hero is UTG+1 with 4 4
1 fold, Hero raises to t550, UTG+2 raises to t1970 all in, 6 folds, Hero calls t1420

Flop: (t4585) 2 T 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t4585) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4585) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4585
Hero shows 4 4 (a pair of Fours)
UTG+2 shows 7 2 (a pair of Deuces)
Hero wins t4585

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by abgtr

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 9 players
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UTG: t1219 M = 1.89
Hero (UTG+1): t8947 M = 13.87
UTG+2: t2000 M = 3.10
MP1: t5769 M = 8.94
MP2: t4254 M = 6.60
CO: t4495 M = 6.97
BTN: t1140 M = 1.77
SB: t1810 M = 2.81
BB: t10433 M = 16.18

Pre Flop: (t645) Hero is UTG+1 with 4 4
1 fold, Hero raises to t550, UTG+2 raises to t1970 all in, 6 folds, Hero calls t1420

Flop: (t4585) 2 T 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t4585) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4585) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4585
Hero shows 4 4 (a pair of Fours)
UTG+2 shows 7 2 (a pair of Deuces)
Hero wins t4585

twas sooted

[abgtr]

This hand is among the most tilting I've ever played.

Right before the first shove he types in "good luck in the tourney all" and jams. The guy with 88 tanks before sticking in his 100bbs with 88 3ways.

This is how you lose a 12k pot at 25/50 level btw.

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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MP2: t5395 107.90 BBs
Hero (CO): t8325 166.50 BBs
BTN: t4265 85.30 BBs
SB: t4715 94.30 BBs
BB: t18556 371.12 BBs
UTG: t4630 92.60 BBs
UTG+1: t2950 59 BBs
UTG+2: t8150 163 BBs
MP1: t1025 20.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is CO with A A
UTG raises to t200, UTG+1 calls t200, 3 folds, Hero raises to t650, BTN calls t650, 2 folds, UTG calls t450, UTG+1 raises to t2950 all in, Hero raises to t8325 all in, BTN calls t3615 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t12205) 3 3 6 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t12205) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t12205) 8 (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t12205
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Threes)
BTN shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
UTG+1 shows 5 5 (two pair, Fives and Threes)
BTN wins t2630
BTN wins t9575

[furo]

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t3511 70.22 BBs
BB: t2860 57.20 BBs
UTG: t3000 60 BBs
Hero (UTG+1): t5715 114.30 BBs
UTG+2: t2525 50.50 BBs
MP1: t4044 80.88 BBs
MP2: t2349 46.98 BBs
CO: t7764 155.28 BBs
BTN: t3481 69.62 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is UTG+1 with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to t135, 4 folds, BTN calls t135, 1 fold, BB calls t85

Flop: (t430) Q K T (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets t250, BB folds, Hero calls t250

Turn: (t930) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets t250, Hero raises to t750, BTN calls t500

River: (t2430) J (2 players)
Hero bets t1125, BTN raises to t2346 all in, Hero calls t1221

Final Pot: t7122
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BTN shows A 2 (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins t3561
BTN wins t3561

[seagraham]

Originally Posted by furo

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

SB: t3511 70.22 BBs
BB: t2860 57.20 BBs
UTG: t3000 60 BBs
Hero (UTG+1): t5715 114.30 BBs
UTG+2: t2525 50.50 BBs
MP1: t4044 80.88 BBs
MP2: t2349 46.98 BBs
CO: t7764 155.28 BBs
BTN: t3481 69.62 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is UTG+1 with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to t135, 4 folds, BTN calls t135, 1 fold, BB calls t85

Flop: (t430) Q K T (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets t250, BB folds, Hero calls t250

Turn: (t930) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets t250, Hero raises to t750, BTN calls t500

River: (t2430) J (2 players)
Hero bets t1125, BTN raises to t2346 all in, Hero calls t1221

Final Pot: t7122
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BTN shows A 2 (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero wins t3561
BTN wins t3561

Straight blocker and flush blocker, dont see what the problem is

[MasterofRNG]

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 8 players
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SB: t7989 53.26 BBs
BB: t866 5.77 BBs
Hero (UTG): t2940 19.60 BBs
UTG+1: t1260 8.40 BBs
MP1: t1345 8.97 BBs
MP2: t4550 30.33 BBs
CO: t3285 21.90 BBs
BTN: t805 5.37 BBs

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to t450, 5 folds, SB calls t375, 1 fold

Flop: (t1050) 3 T J (2 players)
SB bets t300, Hero calls t300

Turn: (t1650) T (2 players)
SB bets t450, Hero calls t450

River: (t2550) 6 (2 players)
SB bets t1650, Hero raises to t1740 all in, SB folds

Final Pot: t5850
Hero mucks J J
Hero wins t5850

When you're beat you're beat i guess..

[desperad0oo7]

zomg

[abgtr]

that's like collusion level action...HAS to be misclick

[desperad0oo7]

just remembered this epic hand


Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds + t15 - 9 players
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MP2: t2120 M = 6.73
CO: t5300 M = 16.83
BTN: t3485 M = 11.06
Hero (SB): t530 M = 1.68
BB: t23697 M = 75.23
UTG: t1140 M = 3.62
UTG+1: t2890 M = 9.17
UTG+2: t2790 M = 8.86
MP1: t1400 M = 4.44

Pre Flop: (t315) Hero is SB with 7 T
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t300, 4 folds, Hero raises to t480, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t180

Flop: (t1215) 2 8 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

Turn: (t1215) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

River: (t1215) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t35 all in, UTG+2 folds

Final Pot: t1215
Hero wins t1215

Originally Posted by abgtr

that's like collusion level action...HAS to be misclick

prolly KQ

[abgtr]

but 90 for 6k in chips...Kh would be good 1 time in 700 i think.

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by abgtr

but 90 for 6k in chips...Kh would be good 1 time in 700 i think.

I actually doubt that. I think it's < 1 in 1000 when villain shoves river over your bet with supposedly no fe whatsoever, that K high is good.