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[Fish_On_Tilt]

I played this super bad but it didn't stop it from being super funny

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds + t15 - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

kamillamarie (UTG+1): t6555 M = 21.85
angelfire12 (MP1): t5462 M = 18.21
Hero (MP2): t5430 M = 18.10
bebe6o (CO): t9913 M = 33.04
sting86rus (BTN): t3823 M = 12.74
Mcgeough (SB): t2160 M = 7.20
palyyyyy (BB): t3790 M = 12.63
tonyk412 (UTG): t5180 M = 17.27

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is MP2 with A A
1 fold, kamillamarie calls t120, angelfire12 raises to t399, Hero raises to t1099, 4 folds, kamillamarie calls t979, 1 fold

Flop: (t2897) A 5 Q (2 players)
kamillamarie bets t240, Hero raises to t1460, kamillamarie calls t1220

Turn: (t5817) 5 (2 players)
kamillamarie bets t240, Hero raises to t1240, kamillamarie calls t1000

River: (t8297) J (2 players)
kamillamarie bets t600, Hero raises to t1616 all in, kamillamarie calls t1016

Final Pot: t11529
kamillamarie shows K T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
Hero wins t11529

[pepel]

boths hands against the same player. Firstone I spew and showed my hand... then ...
Poker Stars $3.00+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

CO: t1470 7.35 BBs
BTN: t1045 5.22 BBs
SB: t5398 26.99 BBs
Hero (BB): t4600 23 BBs
UTG: t3560 17.80 BBs
UTG+1: t2090 10.45 BBs
MP1: t5580 27.90 BBs
MP2: t1535 7.67 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is BB with 2 7
2 folds, MP1 calls t200, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t500) 4 8 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets t200, Hero raises to t700, MP1 calls t500

Turn: (t1900) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t1000, MP1 calls t1000

River: (t3900) A (2 players)
Hero bets t2700 all in, MP1 folds

Final Pot: t3900
Hero shows 2 7 (high card Ace)
Hero wins t3900





Poker Stars $3.00+$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

MP1: t1470 7.35 BBs
MP2: t1045 5.22 BBs
CO: t3998 19.99 BBs
Hero (BTN): t6500 32.50 BBs
SB: t3360 16.80 BBs
BB: t2090 10.45 BBs
UTG: t5280 26.40 BBs
UTG+1: t1535 7.67 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG calls t200, 4 folds, Hero raises to t700, 2 folds, UTG calls t500

Flop: (t1700) T 4 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t850, UTG calls t850

Turn: (t3400) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t1800, UTG calls t1800

River: (t7000) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t3150 all in, UTG calls t1930 all in

Final Pot: t10860
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
UTG shows K 6 (two pair, Fives and Fours)
Hero wins t10860

[stwhite]

Heads up with the 2:1 chip lead at the final table of the $2.5k KO about five minutes ago. Villain was German and refused to make a deal. Difference between 1st and 2nd is about $700.


Apologize in advance, my hand converter isn't working.

Full Tilt Poker Game #27920395925: $2,500 KO Guarantee (216769893), Table 62 - 50K/100K Ante 10000 - No Limit Hold'em - 06:07:01 CT - 2011/02/05 [07:07:01 ET - 2011/02/05]
Seat 1: ibst217 (2,552,348)
Seat 8: stwhite (4,801,652)
ibst217 antes 10,000
stwhite antes 10,000
ibst217 posts the small blind of 50,000
stwhite posts the big blind of 100,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stwhite [As Ah]
ibst217 calls 50,000
stwhite raises to 300,000
ibst217 raises to 2,542,348, and is all in
stwhite calls 2,242,348
ibst217 shows [2d 4d]
stwhite shows [As Ah]
Boris119 (Observer): very wellplayed
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4h Jc]
*** TURN *** [Tc 4h Jc] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4h Jc 2h] [Qh]
ibst217 shows two pair, Fours and Twos
stwhite shows a pair of Aces
ibst217 wins the pot (5,104,696) with two pair, Fours and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,104,696 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 4h Jc 2h Qh]
Seat 1: ibst217 (small blind) showed [2d 4d] and won (5,104,696) with two pair, Fours and Twos
Seat 8: stwhite (big blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

[bibiscus]

1$ turbo is weeee, especially when I know I'll flop that well

Poker Stars €0.90+€0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

CO: t730 14.60 BBs
BTN: t2940 58.80 BBs
SB: t2297 45.94 BBs
BB: t2208 44.16 BBs
UTG: t3300 66 BBs
UTG+1: t2920 58.40 BBs
Hero (UTG+2): t2845 56.90 BBs
MP1: t5960 119.20 BBs
MP2: t2730 54.60 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is UTG+2 with 3 3
UTG raises to t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t100, 4 folds, SB raises to t200, BB calls t150, UTG calls t100, Hero calls t100

Flop: (t800) 3 K K (4 players)
SB bets t800, BB calls t800, UTG folds, Hero calls t800

Turn: (t3200) T (3 players)
SB bets t1297 all in, BB calls t1208 all in, Hero calls t1297

River: (t7002) Q (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t7002
SB shows 9 A (a pair of Kings)
BB shows 7 T (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Kings)
Hero wins t178
Hero wins t6824

[ftn_chris]

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 8 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (MP1): t1605 32.10 BBs
MP2: t1155 23.10 BBs
CO: t3458 69.16 BBs
BTN: t802 16.04 BBs
SB: t1420 28.40 BBs
BB: t3215 64.30 BBs
UTG: t1455 29.10 BBs
UTG+1: t3490 69.80 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP1 with A J
2 folds, Hero raises to t100, 1 fold, CO calls t100, 2 folds, BB calls t50

Flop: (t325) 9 A J (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t200, CO calls t200, BB folds

Turn: (t725) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t450, CO calls t450

River: (t1625) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t855 all in, CO calls t855

Final Pot: t3335
Hero shows A J (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
CO shows Q T (high card Ace)
Hero wins t3335

could tell it was a tough call, he tanked for a while.

[ftn_chris]

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

CO: t1500 75 BBs
BTN: t1490 74.50 BBs
SB: t1590 79.50 BBs
BB: t1480 74 BBs
UTG: t1500 75 BBs
UTG+1: t1440 72 BBs
UTG+2: t1500 75 BBs
MP1: t1500 75 BBs
Hero (MP2): t1500 75 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is MP2 with Q Q
3 folds, MP1 raises to t40, Hero raises to t140, 3 folds, BB calls t120, 1 fold

Flop: (t330) 8 Q 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t200, BB raises to t460, Hero raises to t1360 all in, BB calls t880 all in, Hero says "nh"

Turn: (t3010) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3010) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3010
BB shows 7 9 (a pair of Nines)
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins t3010

[desperad0oo7]

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+1: t12155 60.77 BBs
UTG+2: t5535 27.68 BBs
MP1: t5800 29 BBs
MP2: t10421 52.10 BBs
Hero (CO): t9636 48.18 BBs
BTN: t13409 67.05 BBs
SB: t18205 91.03 BBs
BB: t13767 68.83 BBs
UTG: t11254 56.27 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is CO with K J
5 folds, Hero raises to t484, 2 folds, BB calls t284

Flop: (t1068) 5 K 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t676, BB raises to t1600, Hero raises to t2800, BB calls t1200

Turn: (t6668) 4 (2 players)
BB bets t10483 all in, Hero calls t6352 all in

River: (t19372) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t19372
Hero shows K J (a pair of Kings)
BB shows A T (high card Ace)
Hero wins t19372

[stwhite]

nm

[stwhite]

Full Tilt Poker Super Stack $15K Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t140/t280 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
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UTG+2: t2805 M = 4.35
Hero (MP1): t9792 M = 15.18
MP2: t9016 M = 13.98
CO: t5921 M = 9.18
BTN: t21354 M = 33.11
SB: t5242 M = 8.13
BB: t32360 M = 50.17
UTG: t4235 M = 6.57
UTG+1: t1674 M = 2.60

Pre Flop: (t645) Hero is MP1 with Q Q
3 folds, Hero raises to t700, 3 folds, SB calls t560, 1 fold

Flop: (t1905) 4 J 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t1680, SB calls t1680

Turn: (t5265) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t3949, SB calls t2837 all in

River: (t10939) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Villain tables T8o

[SGT RJ]

I loled.


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+2: t5000 166.67 BBs
MP1: t3140 104.67 BBs
Hero (MP2): t4780 159.33 BBs
CO: t9700 323.33 BBs
BTN: t5196 173.20 BBs
SB: t2505 83.50 BBs
BB: t4731 157.70 BBs
UTG: t4440 148 BBs
UTG+1: t6517 217.23 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP2 with K 9
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t150, MP1 calls t150, 2 folds, BTN calls t150, 1 fold, BB calls t120

Flop: (t615) T 2 Q (4 players)
BB bets t510, UTG+2 calls t510, MP1 folds, BTN folds

Turn: (t1635) 2 (2 players)
BB bets t600, UTG+2 raises to t1200, BB raises to t4071 all in, UTG+2 calls t2871

River: (t9777) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9777
UTG+2 shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
BB shows 6 4 (a pair of Deuces)
UTG+2 wins t9777

[Strife]

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

I loled.


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+2: t5000 166.67 BBs
MP1: t3140 104.67 BBs
Hero (MP2): t4780 159.33 BBs
CO: t9700 323.33 BBs
BTN: t5196 173.20 BBs
SB: t2505 83.50 BBs
BB: t4731 157.70 BBs
UTG: t4440 148 BBs
UTG+1: t6517 217.23 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP2 with K 9
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t150, MP1 calls t150, 2 folds, BTN calls t150, 1 fold, BB calls t120

Flop: (t615) T 2 Q (4 players)
BB bets t510, UTG+2 calls t510, MP1 folds, BTN folds

Turn: (t1635) 2 (2 players)
BB bets t600, UTG+2 raises to t1200, BB raises to t4071 all in, UTG+2 calls t2871

River: (t9777) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9777
UTG+2 shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Deuces)
BB shows 6 4 (a pair of Deuces)
UTG+2 wins t9777

If you account for opportunity costs, this play is actually +EV in the $11 DS, ducy?

Nitty fold pre btw!

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by Strife

Nitty fold pre btw!

butnaaah

[Strife]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

butnaaah

you got leveled

[ftn_chris]

was gonna tell desp that strife wasnt serious but honestly couldnt believe that he could believe he was. fear of the double level stopped me in my tracks.

[desperad0oo7]

have you played strife at cash before?