***The Official "Wierd **** fish do" Thread***

[desperad0oo7]

Title says it all.


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+1: t5570 M = 16.88
Hero (UTG+2): t9039 M = 27.39
MP1: t2245 M = 6.80
MP2: t2550 M = 7.73
CO: t5730 M = 17.36
BTN: t3280 M = 9.94
SB: t6610 M = 20.03
BB: t14719 M = 44.60
UTG: t12557 M = 38.05

Pre Flop: (t330) Hero is UTG+2 with Q J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, Hero raises to t300, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls t200

Flop: (t930) Q Q 9 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t550, UTG+1 calls t550

Turn: (t2030) T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t1100, UTG+1 calls t1100

River: (t4230) J (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t3600 all in, Hero calls t3600

Final Pot: t11430
UTG+1 shows K K (a straight, Nine to King)
Hero shows Q J (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
Hero wins t11430


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[desperad0oo7]

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t40 - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+2: t13415 M = 20.33
Hero (MP1): t14344 M = 21.73
MP2: t4945 M = 7.49
CO: t5952 M = 9.02
BTN: t4590 M = 6.95
SB: t16240 M = 24.61
BB: t9640 M = 14.61
UTG: t24524 M = 37.16
UTG+1: t23180 M = 35.12

Pre Flop: (t660) Hero is MP1 with Q T
3 folds, Hero raises to t456, 3 folds, SB calls t356, 1 fold

Flop: (t1472) 3 K 4 (2 players)
SB bets t745, Hero raises to t1490, SB calls t745

Turn: (t4452) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (t4452) 4 (2 players)
SB bets t1400, Hero raises to t4000, SB calls t2600

Final Pot: t12452
Hero shows Q T (a flush, Queen high)
SB mucks 6 6
Hero wins t12452

[furo]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

*This thread is authorized by a mod.

i loled

looking to post some HHs from me in here (since i am a fish)

[theginger45]

Awesome thread, but someone's gonna need to fix the spelling of 'weird' in the thread title or else my OCD is gonna send me into ragetilt mode :P

Few crackers from tonight...

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t70 - 9 players - View hand 1137959
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG+2: t9790 M = 6.40
MP1: t6609 M = 4.32
MP2: t38374 M = 25.08
CO: t1754 M = 1.15
BTN: t22434 M = 14.66
SB: t13896 M = 9.08
Hero (BB): t28421 M = 18.58
UTG: t8699 M = 5.69
UTG+1: t15711 M = 10.27

Pre Flop: (t1530) Hero is BB with 6 6
4 folds, MP2 raises to t1200, 3 folds, Hero calls t600

Flop: (t3330) 2 3 A (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t1800, Hero calls t1800

Turn: (t6930) A (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t1800, Hero calls t1800

River: (t10530) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

Final Pot: t10530
MP2 mucks 6 3
Hero shows 6 6 (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
Hero wins t10530




Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 9 players - View hand 1137963
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG+2: t10470 M = 9.97
MP1: t5467 M = 5.21
MP2: t7696 M = 7.33
CO: t6783 M = 6.46
BTN: t17535 M = 16.70
SB: t9513 M = 9.06
Hero (BB): t12333 M = 11.75
UTG: t7809 M = 7.44
UTG+1: t10923 M = 10.40

Pre Flop: (t1050) Hero is BB with 2 J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t400, 5 folds, SB calls t200, Hero checks

Flop: (t1650) 2 J 8 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t970, UTG+1 calls t970, SB folds

Turn: (t3590) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t1850, UTG+1 calls t1850

River: (t7290) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t9063 all in, UTG+1 calls t7653 all in

Final Pot: t22596
Hero shows 2 J (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
UTG+1 shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins t22596

(Turn bet here was to induce a spazz, btw...villain was obv spewy)

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t25 - 8 players - View hand 1137981
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: t4200 M = 7.30
BTN: t11206 M = 19.49
SB: t9605 M = 16.70
BB: t1317 M = 2.29
Hero (UTG): t11835 M = 20.58
UTG+1: t4255 M = 7.40
MP1: t15233 M = 26.49
MP2: t2290 M = 3.98

Pre Flop: (t575) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to t625, 4 folds, BTN calls t625, 2 folds

Flop: (t1825) T K T (2 players)
Hero bets t1250, BTN calls t1250

Turn: (t4325) T (2 players)
Hero bets t1500, BTN calls t1500

River: (t7325) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t8435 all in, BTN calls t7806 all in

Final Pot: t22937
BTN shows 8 8 (a full house, Tens full of Eights)
Hero shows A K (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
Hero wins t22937

[desperad0oo7]

ya, asked furo ti fix title

[TeamTrousers]

fish can't spell weird imo

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by TeamTrousers

fish can't spell weird imo

very intelligent joke..



Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: t4999 166.63 BBs
UTG+1: t6247 208.23 BBs
UTG+2: t6110 203.67 BBs
MP1: t5752 191.73 BBs
MP2: t1061 35.37 BBs
CO: t6000 200 BBs
BTN: t6346 211.53 BBs
Hero (SB): t8415 280.50 BBs
BB: t3000 100 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is SB with K 7
7 folds, Hero raises to t90, BB calls t60

Flop: (t180) 7 7 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t90, BB calls t90

Turn: (t360) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (t360) T (2 players)
Hero bets t690, BB calls t690

Final Pot: t1740
Hero shows K 7 (four of a kind, Sevens)
BB mucks A 6
Hero wins t1740

[TeamTrousers]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

very intelligent joke..

seems quite appropriate to this thread then...

[Pascal-lF]

Full Tilt Poker $2 + $0.25 On Demand No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t75 - 7 players - View hand 1138509
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP: t27112 M = 19.03
Hero (CO): t24728 M = 17.35
BTN: t9488 M = 6.66
SB: t9480 M = 6.65
BB: t23692 M = 16.63
UTG: t14080 M = 9.88
UTG+1: t8418 M = 5.91

Pre Flop: (t1425) Hero is CO with K K
3 folds, Hero raises to t1300, 2 folds, BB calls t700

Flop: (t3425) T 5 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2777, BB calls t2777

Turn: (t8979) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t5555, BB calls t5555

River: (t20089) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t15021 all in, BB calls t13985 all in

Final Pot: t48059
Hero shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
BB mucks A 5
Hero wins t48059

[OntheCut]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t40 - 9 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG+2: t13415 M = 20.33
Hero (MP1): t14344 M = 21.73
MP2: t4945 M = 7.49
CO: t5952 M = 9.02
BTN: t4590 M = 6.95
SB: t16240 M = 24.61
BB: t9640 M = 14.61
UTG: t24524 M = 37.16
UTG+1: t23180 M = 35.12

Pre Flop: (t660) Hero is MP1 with Q T
3 folds, Hero raises to t456, 3 folds, SB calls t356, 1 fold

Flop: (t1472) 3 K 4 (2 players)
SB bets t745, Hero raises to t1490, SB calls t745

Turn: (t4452) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (t4452) 4 (2 players)
SB bets t1400, Hero raises to t4000, SB calls t2600

Final Pot: t12452
Hero shows Q T (a flush, Queen high)
SB mucks 6 6
Hero wins t12452

You played this completely wrong.. I don't get which fish you are making fun of

[Rebel1945]

tons of Win itt

[desperad0oo7]

Originally Posted by OntheCut

You played this completely wrong.. I don't get which fish you are making fun of

Hey I'm just clicking buttons man

also, keep strategy out of this thread please. Thank you for your valuable contribution though.

[abgtr]

Originally Posted by desperad0oo7

Hey I'm just clicking buttons man

also, keep strategy out of this thread please. Thank you for your valuable contribution though.

+1. is this the thread i started because of the hands i posted in BBV?

[theginger45]

+1 for no strategy in this thread, makes it way better IMO.

Not playing this week due to big job interview coming up, but looking forward to entertaining myself ITT.

[auchipod]

sigh