I broke down and deposited $30 on WSOP.com last night. I already worked it up to
$38 and I'm pretty sure that I am awesome at poker. I've decided to quit betting sports, horses, and video poker. Poker is going to be my only gambling game from here out.
I actually worked out today. I did the "Mike Tyson Prison Work Out" (squats). Here's how that works:
Mike Tyson Squat Workout
Tyson did this body squat routine while in prison; it doesn’t sound too hard but it’s a real killer:
Line up ten cards facedown in a straight line on the ground with 4″ in-between each card.
Begin by standing over the first card, squat down and pick up the first card.
Holding the first card, take a step forward to the second card. Squat down and place the card you just picked up on top of the second card. At this point, you’ll have no cards in your hand, and 2 cards will be one on top of the other on the ground below you.
Squat once and pick up the first card.
Squat once and pick up the second card.
Take a step forward to the third card, squat down, and place one of the two cards in your hand on top of the card on the ground. Now squat down and place the other card on top of the cards on the ground.
Squat one time each to pick up the three cards one by one.
Take a step forward to the fourth card, and repeat this process until you’ve made it through all ten cards.
I made it through
four cards, lol. Oh, and
ten sit ups!
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Poker Bank: $38
Mike Tyson Squat Work Out: 4 cards
Max Sit Ups: 10
Days not smoking: 1 (quit 3/15/16)