***Official Stars Regs Thread***

[Scorcho]

if captaincrazo has done something that annoys you or pisses you off, then I am captaincrazo

if not, it's someone else

[V4P]

You're too fat too be the Captain

[Scorcho]

too much nomnomnomnomnom obv, good detective work

[ColeW123]

Originally Posted by Xhad

so far all is not going according to plan (this is slimfast btw)

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, S B raises, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, SB calls

Flop: (7 SB) 7 9 K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps!, Hero calls

Turn: (7.5 BB) 5 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

River: (11.5 BB) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls

Spoiler:

Final Pot: 15.5 BB
SB shows Jh Qh (a flush, Queen high)
Hero mucks Kc Kh
SB wins 15 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

S lim fast is such a lucksack it's insane. If he was half as good as he was lucky, he might be decent. Does that make any sense? Haha.

[kikadell]

lol slimfast is pretty funny. he doesnt understand that hand strength is only relative, and will jam pretty much any draw when he clearly has no fold equity. he also likes c/r-brling pretty much every single hand with the same lack of fold equty

[GootRuck]

Originally Posted by V4P

Which one of you knuckleheads is CaptainCrazo?

[asmitty]

as awful as i am, i can't even comprehend this. does this qualify as a lesser version of the trifecta?

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BB with 3 Q
1 fold, MP raises, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero calls

Flop: (6 SB) Q 3 K (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP folds, SB calls

Turn: (5 BB) 7 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

River: (9 BB) J (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

Final Pot: 13 BB
Hero shows 3 Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
SB mucks 9 J
Hero wins 12.5 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

[Xhad]

lol donkfecta'd

[ColeW123]

Originally Posted by Xhad

lol donkfecta'd

+1 FECTA BO BECTA!

[metchie]

Originally Posted by asmitty

as awful as i am, i can't even comprehend this. does this qualify as a lesser version of the trifecta?


Final Pot: 13 BB
Hero shows 3 Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
SB mucks 9 J
Hero wins 12.5 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

Who is he and I want him at my table..lol

[metchie]

Originally Posted by La Peste

I often start sessions 50BB down, I don't know what it is, but it is. The longer I play the more it evens out. I finally lerned how to play 4 hour sessions without freaking out, dbeckham watch out.

You know, I sometimes go through those periods, the main thing is you have to play your A+ game as if you had been when you even out and get your roll up for the session.
I try not to spew to much in the beginning, but sometimes when i start my session, i'm up 20-60BB which is great and it evens out a lot if I play longer..lol Kinda the opposite..damn the variance!!!!

[sethypooh21]

Maybe it means I'm a pussy, but if I start a session up 60 bb, that's often the end of the session...

[skillgambler]

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

Maybe it means I'm a pussy, but if I start a session up 60 bb, that's often the end of the session...

qfSHIPIT,TIMEFORAGUINNESS

[La Peste]

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

Maybe it means I'm a pussy, but if I start a session up 60 bb, that's often the end of the session...

I'm sure this is a level.

[kikadell]

i used to do the "im up 50 bets lol quittin time" and "im down 50 bets im not leaving till im even" thing far too long. now i just use my hud stats to cover my stack and have auto rebuys on for when i drop below 20 bets