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12-08-2009 , 04:38 PM

#12376

Unguarded

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,735

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phat Smack

Please do...elaborate.

it means you're an Asian-Canadian jackass instead of the standard variety

12-08-2009 , 04:38 PM

#12377

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

unguarded may be my new hero.... PLZ SEND ME PMS ABOUT STUFF OMG

12-08-2009 , 04:39 PM

#12378

Absolution

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,021

I think unguarded needs a hug.

12-08-2009 , 04:39 PM

#12379

Phat Smack

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 600

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

no but your penis size would increase from 2 inches to 3.

lol...jackass

bunch of jackass'es in here!!

12-08-2009 , 04:44 PM

#12380

Absolution

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,021

So I was looking back through my PM conversations with unguarded and there was a point where we actually talked strategy and were friendly. wtf happened? No, seriously.

12-08-2009 , 04:47 PM

#12381

DonJuan

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,540

I once offer Absolution 100 an hour for coaching. true story never got a reply make me cry at night.

12-08-2009 , 04:48 PM

#12382

Unguarded

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,735

Quote:

Originally Posted by Absolution

So I was looking back through my PM conversations with unguarded and there was a point where we actually talked strategy and were friendly. wtf happened? No, seriously.

i said u were a macho maniac and u took great offense

12-08-2009 , 04:49 PM

#12383

Absolution

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Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,021

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan

I once offer Absolution 100 an hour for coaching. true story never got a reply make me cry at night.

:P Ya right. Bet you're glad I didn't now.

12-08-2009 , 04:49 PM

#12384

Absolution

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Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,021

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unguarded

i said u were a macho maniac and u took great offense

Ya but you still think that. Truce! Seriously, now that you're better than me, we need to be friendly so you can teach me.

12-08-2009 , 04:50 PM

#12385

Scorcho

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,975

Quote:

Originally Posted by Absolution

So I was looking back through my PM conversations with unguarded and there was a point where we actually talked strategy and were friendly. wtf happened? No, seriously.

there are many marriages that fold because one half of the couple secretly resents the sudden success of the other half of the couple

now unguarded is ballin' out of control in your eyes. it wouldn't surprise me if he drove an SUV into a tree and revealed his philandering ways via a bevy of posters claiming, "he was PMing me too!"

12-08-2009 , 04:50 PM

#12386

daiquiri

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

no but your penis size would increase from 2 inches to 3.

wow 3 is a normal number among American white males?
I never understood why you guys need to have such huge cars and houses and stuff, now I think I get it

12-08-2009 , 04:51 PM

#12387

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,504

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unguarded

i said u were a macho maniac and u took great offense

Funny. I called him a hollow shell of a man and he took offense

12-08-2009 , 04:51 PM

#12388

Absolution

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Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 9,021

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Funny. I called him a hollow shell of a man and he took offense

I've never really taken offense to your posts since I've never really taken you seriously in the first place. :P

12-08-2009 , 04:52 PM

#12389

Scorcho

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,975

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

wow 3 is a normal number among American white males?
I never understood why you guys need to have such huge cars and houses and stuff, now I think I get it

i'm not sure, i don't exactly go around checking dick lengths, i just tell myself that it's 3

12-08-2009 , 04:52 PM

#12390

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,504

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

wow 3 is a normal number among American white males?
I never understood why you guys need to have such huge cars and houses and stuff, now I think I get it

no. 3 inches is just as big as scorcho can imagine being

12-08-2009 , 04:52 PM

#12391

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,504

Quote:

Originally Posted by Absolution

I've never really taken offense to your posts since I've never really taken you seriously in the first place. :P

whatever you soulless taco shell

12-08-2009 , 04:53 PM

#12392

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

wow 3 is a normal number among American white males?
I never understood why you guys need to have such huge cars and houses and stuff, now I think I get it

this is perhaps the worst attempt at zinging american white people evar

not hating on yah or whatever group you belong to but man.. this could have used a little moar work

12-08-2009 , 04:55 PM

#12393

daiquiri

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

sorry that's the best I could do with my crap English, you are welcome to zing me harder in Hungarian

12-08-2009 , 04:59 PM

#12394

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

sorry that's the best I could do with my crap English, you are welcome to zing me harder in Hungarian

of course... i refueled in budapest once so obv i speak it

Sok kicsi sokra megy.

12-08-2009 , 05:00 PM

#12395

Scorcho

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,975

wtf those aren't words

12-08-2009 , 05:02 PM

#12396

daiquiri

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

of course... i refueled in budapest once so obv i speak it

Sok kicsi sokra megy.

lol

I'm not sure if there's a similar saying in English but it means something like "many small ones can do a lot"
I wonder what you wanted to say with this in relation to the penis sizes

12-08-2009 , 05:05 PM

#12397

Tryptamean

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 9,844

it means "kiss my socks"

12-08-2009 , 05:15 PM

#12398

Verno

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,897

So let me see if I understand the last 20+ posts.

Unguarded > Absolution in poker
Absolution > Unguarded in getting their feelings hurt & Jealously
2 basic is Canadian-Asian
Scorcho dreams of a 3" penis
OMGzzz will take a shot at anyone when they are down. (which includes calling a person a hollow taco shell. Really?)

Does that about sum it up?

12-08-2009 , 05:16 PM

#12399

Tryptamean

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 9,844

ZOMG can only dream of being as large as OMGzzz

12-08-2009 , 05:20 PM

#12400

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

lol

I'm not sure if there's a similar saying in English but it means something like "many small ones can do a lot"
I wonder what you wanted to say with this in relation to the penis sizes

that was kinda the point

Kicsire nem adunk!

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