I 100% knew this was a link to a JS promo...

NthngBtsRck has been terrorizing me for 2 months now at 2/4. he is winning at 4.16BB/100 over his last 40k hands (filtered for 5-6 handed). playing 44/31 with 17% 3bet and 47.2/46.3 for wtsd/w$sd. his w$wsf isn't extraordinarily high either at only 42.6. postflop aggression at 49.3%. is he just running super hot for 40k hands (with a 46% w$sd????). or is he playing a style that is just way too advanced for me and the rest of the 2/4 donks?

i don't know him but those stats can be the stats of a good lag (well 40/30 at least but he may be overlimping more or coldcalling more in the loose 2/4 games), although they are way more often bad lags at small stakes. he may be an exception.

as far as i remember hes bad. Don't forget the deck can be brutal to u for a very long time vs anyone. And stop playing with him cuz between him u and the rake its not huge EV for u. There are other donks u can eat easier than him.

normalcy whats ur sn?

lol...hey guys do a top 2/4 search for today..it show's like top 1000000...if u made a $1 ur on the list.

and now you know.

lol 350cc :P @ normalcy

Tiger Woods is my new hero..not unguarded anymore

He is ****ing awful and i literally bum hunt him. ISO 3bet him like mad and he plays terribly post flop. He is running hot atm, but his lines are stupid and transparent imo.

unguarded is by far my favourite poster here

please dont save ur brilliance for one person to read in a pm

Great time to move back to 6 max. 10 tables of 3/6 and 5/10 hu running in the afternoon. FML

How long does it take for the transfer paperwork to go through to get back to HUHU?

Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is MP with 8 9
1 fold, Hero raises, 2 folds, IntoTheValue 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps!, IntoTheValue calls

Flop: (9 SB) 3 7 9 (2 players)
IntoTheValue checks, Hero bets, IntoTheValue calls

Turn: (5.5 BB) 8 (2 players)
IntoTheValue checks, Hero bets, IntoTheValue raises, Hero 3-bets, IntoTheValue calls

River: (11.5 BB) K (2 players)
IntoTheValue checks, Hero bets, IntoTheValue calls

Final Pot: 13.5 BB
IntoTheValue mucks J J
Hero shows 8 9 (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Hero wins 13 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

He said something like "nice cap fn fish". I messed with him a little bit after that. He wanted to play HUHU for rollz. I'm gonna start chat/tilt inducing with the regfish, it's easy to tilt them and it's fun.

so why didn't you? :P

Um, cuz if I lost I would have to get a job.

**** i hate it when i figure im gnna play a few hands and sleep, and then before i know it it's 4 ****ing A.M and im down 100bb's.

How do we feel about bianco_orso?

but how could you have lost, you are La Peste

I think one of the top ten moments of the year ITT was the revelation that 2_basic is Asian-Canadian.

Ya, i like reading his posts too...but after i read it over twice i find that he's really just a jackass

Please do...elaborate.

Just because of all of the "wow, I should have known" factor.

Due to popular demand, I may as well share the rest of that conversation w/ Abso from back in January...

Abso: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Abso: "Also, I was tilting and whatever, but do you honestly think you played that hand well? The really wasn't a reason for you to think I was tilting."

Me: "I do not believe that I played that hand. I believe that God played that hand, and played your hand for you as well. I do not believe that the actual hand was the point. What is important is that I know that one day I will get to inspect Jupiter close-up as a free traveling soul. I hope that you will be there as well to share the experience, and we can reflect on how our session last night forever changed our immortal lives.

P.S. - I know you know what I mean so stop pretending already *wink wink*"

Not sure why ..but... if I was a white dude...would I still get a wow?

no but your penis size would increase from 2 inches to 3.