***Official Stars Regs Thread***

[JDalla]

HANS IS THE CICERO OF TWOOPLUSTWO

[HansPoker.de]

Originally Posted by JDalla

HANS IS THE CICERO OF TWOOPLUSTWO

no thanks, that sounds like a sexual disease

editing: a "daquiri" kind of sounds like sexed disease too

[reaper6788]

wow so much win in this thread today. German stereotype of being tagfish is confirmed.

I wonder if Hans really has any clue how much he is losing in this pissing contest?

Oh and the Die Hard gifs are brilliant.

[HansPoker.de]

Originally Posted by reaper6788

wow so much win in this thread today. German stereotype of being tagfish is confirmed.

I wonder if Hans really has any clue how much he is losing in this pissing contest?

Oh and the Die Hard gifs are brilliant.

last time I checked, the Germans run the show in high stake LHE...maybe I'm not there yet, but it's in my blood

[daiquiri]

Originally Posted by HansPoker.de

no thanks, that sounds like a sexual disease

editing: a "daquiri" kind of sounds like sexed disease too

and you sound like someone who's very much afraid of sexual diseases
I bet that's what you're using as an excuse when they ask you why you're never getting laid

[HansPoker.de]

Originally Posted by daiquiri

and you sound like someone who's very much afraid of sexual diseases
I bet that's what you're using as an excuse when they ask you why you're never getting laid

been tested many times for the st diseases, but theyr only 70-80% accurate

[sethypooh21]

Which do you trust more, your doctor or your PTR?

[JDalla]

Personally I think Hans is winning in this thread but maybe that's just the superior intelligence talking and I need to drink more to see the light

[FLKicksAss]

Originally Posted by HansPoker.de

been tested many times for the st diseases, but theyr only 70-80% accurate

Marvelous. New blood.
Btw why are you SOOOOOO sure that call AA there is so wrong? I do it 10-15% of the time and feel pretty fine with it. Maybe that is the reason I can't beat 1/2.

[boc4life]

Hans is definitely winning the thread.

Why would loldnkaments not want to raise preflop with the best hand in holdem? Makes no sense.

But Hans wins for so many reasons beyond that. It's sick.

[reaper6788]

I just can't believe SG check raised at trup Kings

[boc4life]

Hans, please teach us the LAGTAG style!

[networth]

Hey guys. SG has apologized and explained his misclick and you're kind of ruining it. Welcome to the forums Hans. It's a tightknit group, but there must be some blond bikini clad germans you could post. You'll be accepted in no time. They even like Verno now. your ptr is nothing to be ashamed of.
http://www.pokertableratings.com/abs...rch/HANSGRUBER

[HansPoker.de]

Originally Posted by boc4life

Hans, please teach us the LAGTAG style!

I am begining sense sarcasm

Maybe I should use the ever "trusted" ptr before I call you out? maybe not?

[DougL]

The trick in this thread is finding a post that isn't sarcastic.

Honestly, most people here are on your side. Everyone thinks that skillgambler is a luckbox/donk. The problem is that they prop bet him about it. He crushed the forum in the bet, cashed out their rolls, and took their pride. Now, it is just a sad "Skillgambler has mad skillz" forum. It reminds everyone not to make sick propbets with him. Now, is this post sarcasm, just the honest truth, a triple range merge?