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01-26-2011 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by daiquiri
wat
they do of course
isn't your army bombing arabs for cheaper oil and doing a media propaganda back home to support it?
this is all true,

but who do u think is behind it all?
01-26-2011 , 06:40 PM
the 7 jews in the vault of course.
01-26-2011 , 06:42 PM
^^
lol:

Last edited by daiquiri; 01-26-2011 at 06:51 PM.
01-26-2011 , 06:57 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=3538

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Sad day today for the poker community. You guys have just lost a longtime consistent donating fish. After 7 years I think I was finally showing some improvement
the end is nigh
01-26-2011 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
jews cant join the army
what what, you want i should come there and kick your ass?
01-26-2011 , 07:36 PM
Not recommended since I'm about the size of 3 of you
01-26-2011 , 07:37 PM
01-26-2011 , 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
Not recommended since I'm about the size of 3 of you
you're even fatter than Scorcho?
01-26-2011 , 07:39 PM
WHERE THE **** IS MY CAR KEY?

Last edited by DrElo; 01-26-2011 at 07:51 PM. Reason: nevermind
01-26-2011 , 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by daiquiri
you're even fatter than Scorcho?
no fat, but I am a big 6'1. Tom can bearly be called 5,6 if he's wearing his lifts
01-26-2011 , 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by DrElo
WHERE THE **** IS MY CAR KEY?
Lulz, well where did u last c them?
01-26-2011 , 07:57 PM
They were in the pants I wore yesterday, I swear I had already checked them 2-3 times.

And I had just lost my car key (for good) just 10 days ago in the Bahamas

****ing key gnomes, man
01-26-2011 , 08:01 PM
Get a ****ing carabiner. I've lost my keys once in roughly 6 years and the only time I lost them was when I was completely smashed.
01-26-2011 , 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ColeW123
Get a ****ing carabiner. I've lost my keys once in roughly 6 years and the only time I lost them was when I was completely smashed.
I had to wiki this. I've seen these before, but I don't understand the idea behind these things and keyrings. If you lose the ring, you lose EVERY key! But when I lose one key, as I often do, I don't lose the whole shebang.
01-26-2011 , 08:23 PM
You hook it on to your belt loop along with those things you get form grocery stores to get discounts.

But yeah, carrying one key around is the stupidest thing ever. You're going to lose that all the time.
01-26-2011 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ColeW123
You hook it on to your belt loop along with those things you get form grocery stores to get discounts.
lol you must look like a true ****** wearing this
01-26-2011 , 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 175503
Done.

LOLOLOLOLOL

This has gotten some love but needs to be getting more love.
175503 Wins.
Sorry Jack!!!
01-26-2011 , 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by daiquiri
lol you must look like a true ****** wearing this
my thoughts too
01-26-2011 , 08:44 PM
I'm not sure what sounds dumber. Being a grown man using a carabiner, or carrying around one key
01-26-2011 , 08:53 PM
lol@calling Elo or Cole grown men
01-26-2011 , 08:56 PM
If I had a key ring I'd end up having NO keys from time to time
01-26-2011 , 09:02 PM
alright this what you do. Buy a key ring, go to a hardware store and buy 10 random blank keys and then put them all on your key chain.
01-26-2011 , 09:03 PM
buy a rubber band. break it. put the key on it. tie it together. wear it on your wrist on the rare occasion you have to leave your mom's basement
01-26-2011 , 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ColeW123
You hook it on to your belt loop along with those things you get form grocery stores to get discounts.

But yeah, carrying one key around is the stupidest thing ever. You're going to lose that all the time.
i just have a big lanyard on my keychain. never lose em.
01-26-2011 , 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
no fat, but I am a big 6'1. Tom can bearly be called 5,6 if he's wearing his lifts
You're at most an inch and a half taller than me, fyi.

      
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