Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BTN with Q J
2 folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero calls

Flop: (7 SB) 2 7 8 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) 9 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

River: (8.5 BB) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Final Pot: 10.5 BB
Hero shows Q J (a pair of Sevens)
SB mucks T Q
Hero wins 10.3 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

This actually made me cry with laughter.

He put you on Tx where x is not a pair and not a K or A.

and he's has a T himself which removes 1/4 of possible combos

Thanks captain obvious.

The Gunnar reviews in the SNE thread are for the most part pretty positive. I think PS Steve mentioned they'd be in the store at some point.

You mean pokerwise or jokewise (not that it really matters for me, he prob owns me in both anyway )?

Jokewise and the ability to interpret English words and phrases. Dragon has a very dry sense of humor. He is almost emotionless too, which makes him ever more dull. This may be because he knows about 12 different languages.

Dragon is probably a better poker player than many think, so not pokerwise.

you seem to have a problem with me for some unknown reason

Why do you say that?

idk, you keep mentioning me

i hate attention fwiw

time for a dragon1893 well

Why do you post then?

you first scorcho. you're way more popular here

edit: totally forgot you already did one

Scorcho did a well? I have never read it, nor can I find it via search. I bet I can summarize it though...

My name is Scorcho, I play poker in my spare time when I am not developing the Ipod, the Ipad or fuel cells for the space shuttle. I have made over 1 million dollars playing $1/$2 fixed limit holdem at pokerstars. I am currently rolled to play $100/$200 and will start as soon as Tryptamean gives me lessons.

My arch-nemesis name is Shagsi and I hate him more than I hate Corfidiot or La Peste. I like Asian girls, beer, the smell of Autumn and strip clubs (in that order). I am an exceptional bowler, with 23 300 games to my credit. I also am a great golfer that carries a 6 handicap, yet only play 20 times per year. Most people view me as exceptional, but I like to think of myself as "Clearly above average".

My idols include ZOMG and Verno. They are both awesome poker players who will someday write a book together, but not yet, because the poker world couldn't handle it. Did I mention I like Asian girls? I also like to go to Vegas while there are a lot of other SSSH'ers there, but I like to blow them off and claim I drank too much, when, in reality, I just never wanted to meet anyone IRL from the internet.

Overall, I am a good guy, I like to talk **** to everyone, especially when I am wasted, and I am one of the better posters in the SSSH forum.

A+ Verno.

meh.. I best english here speako

Meh, more like a A-. no mention of his mad bowling and golf skills.

it creeps me out to know that verno knows me that well

Do you actually have 23 300 bowling games?

You may want to consider a restraining order, or he could be going through your trash or wearing your clothes before long.

lol no

best i've had was 299 this summer and 290 last year

What use do I have for used Asian blow up dolls and wife-beater tank tops?

yeah and what use would you have for a guide to beating 1/2 cashgames

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

They ship your 299 ring yet? They are awesome...