Jokewise and the ability to interpret English words and phrases. Dragon has a very dry sense of humor. He is almost emotionless too, which makes him ever more dull. This may be because he knows about 12 different languages.
Dragon is probably a better poker player than many think, so not pokerwise.
Scorcho did a well? I have never read it, nor can I find it via search. I bet I can summarize it though...
My name is Scorcho, I play poker in my spare time when I am not developing the Ipod, the Ipad or fuel cells for the space shuttle. I have made over 1 million dollars playing $1/$2 fixed limit holdem at pokerstars. I am currently rolled to play $100/$200 and will start as soon as Tryptamean gives me lessons.
My arch-nemesis name is Shagsi and I hate him more than I hate Corfidiot or La Peste. I like Asian girls, beer, the smell of Autumn and strip clubs (in that order). I am an exceptional bowler, with 23 300 games to my credit. I also am a great golfer that carries a 6 handicap, yet only play 20 times per year. Most people view me as exceptional, but I like to think of myself as "Clearly above average".
My idols include ZOMG and Verno. They are both awesome poker players who will someday write a book together, but not yet, because the poker world couldn't handle it. Did I mention I like Asian girls? I also like to go to Vegas while there are a lot of other SSSH'ers there, but I like to blow them off and claim I drank too much, when, in reality, I just never wanted to meet anyone IRL from the internet.
Overall, I am a good guy, I like to talk **** to everyone, especially when I am wasted, and I am one of the better posters in the SSSH forum.
Last edited by Verno; 12-02-2010 at 02:58 PM.
Reason: For Kwealart
Scorcho did a well? I have never read it, nor can I find it via search. I bet I can summarize it though...
My name is Scorcho, I play poker in my spare time when I am not developing the Ipod, the Ipad or fuel cells for the space shuttle. I have made over 1 million dollars playing $1/$2 fixed limit holdem at pokerstars. I am currently rolled to play $100/$200 and will start as soon as Tryptamean gives me lessons.
My arch-nemesis name is Shagsi and I hate him more than I hate Corfidiot or La Peste. I like Asian girls, beer, the smell of Autumn and strip clubs (in that order). I am an exceptional bowler, with 23 300 games to my credit. I also am a great golfer that carries a 6 handicap, yet only play 20 times per year. Most people view me as exceptional, but I like to think of myself as "Clearly above average".
My idols include ZOMG and Verno. They are both awesome poker players who will someday write a book together, but not yet, because the poker world couldn't handle it. Did I mention I like Asian girls? I also like to go to Vegas while there are a lot of other SSSH'ers there, but I like to blow them off and claim I drank too much, when, in reality, I just never wanted to meet anyone IRL from the internet.
Overall, I am a good guy, I like to talk **** to everyone, especially when I am wasted, and I am one of the better posters in the SSSH forum.
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!