***Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for March***

[Unguarded]

Hehe, it got him to play me for awhile. I was like "U PLAY SLOW AS CHIT PHAG" "NICE SLOWROLL DUM CHIT" etc.

The downside to acting like such a moron is that other ppl see and join the game. I want this guy hu.

Umm, he sits with 3k at 30/60 and 2k at 20/40, but i am terrible at remembering such things.

Getting massacred by everyone, but dont care because I have no reasonabl way to get my money off this pos site.

He quit now cuz it isn't hu anymore and he might have to use his brain or something.

Edit: sweet, he started more tables going to sit in with retardo buy-ins and limp own him

[BigBadBabar]

Elo vs UG imo, HUHU LHE

Bovada Battle Smackdown

winner gets to post in all caps in SSSH for a month

[Unguarded]

rofl he still quit me and sits back in when i leave maybe he's reading this thread

[Unguarded]

K, he sat back in... I obv wasn't open limping enough gonna do it like 50+% now

[DrElo]

Originally Posted by BigBadBabar

Elo vs UG imo, HUHU LHE

Bovada Battle Smackdown

winner gets to post in all caps in SSSH for a month

I DON'T NEED TO WIN ANYTHING TO POST IN ALL CAPS

Also, I once sat at 5/10 hu with beater: http://www.pokertableratings.com/bod...-search/Beater and intentionally played like a goofball, mainly to see if he/it would quit me. I knew it was him because he was obv solid and bought in with a different amount than any other reg ever did. I would l/rr, slowplay, donk every street, etc etc. It was pretty fun. I did this for like an hour and won a few bets before leaving out of boredom.

[DrElo]

watching UG play (I think), looks like he is taking the same kind of beats I took for the last 5-10k hands I played on there

there's a noticeable and unfortunate lack of chat tilt

[DrElo]

Amber Rayne is one filthy filthy girl

[Unguarded]

Hehe, dude doesn't talk in chat so no fun to act like a dumbass + need to pretend to be someone different each time or I just get chain buttoned. Also, not tilted... just want to beat down on this guy. But he logged off.

Results: up $700, including 2k+ off of "I start 9-handed games (who the **** starts 9-handed games on Bovada??? what a dick) and button people and have awful timing tells and pee myself when it gets 3+ handed" guy so I am happy. Pretty much made my night.

Prolly got buttoned like 7 times in a little over an hour!

[pig4bill]

Originally Posted by DrElo

I DON'T NEED TO WIN ANYTHING TO POST IN ALL CAPS

(without getting banned) was probably implied.

Originally Posted by DrElo

Amber Rayne is one filthy filthy girl

Porn star? If not, that's a good porn star name.

[bicyclekick]

Elo lifeprotip: bad hygene is an auto **** block to a substantial portion of the female population.

[henholland]

Originally Posted by Wolfram

I just like to go by the statistics.

Over 50% of marriages end in divorce. So that must mean that way more of relationships end in breakups since ending a marriage is harder than ending a "commitment".+

Therefore relationships must not make sense as a life choice.

QED

i read somewhere not long ago that most agree now that humans are genetically meant to stay together for a few years, but probably not for more than that.
This is because human babies are so helpless that having two parents is a huge plus for its ability to survive and develop. Once the child get into 4+ year age this is not as important anymore, and for the man to then go find some other woman to impregnate makes sense from a multiplying perspective.

This also explains why both genders fall in love and why these feeling generally fade after a few years.

Human men are definitely not like dogs btw who only care about putting their sperm into as many females as possible. Ofc some men are like this, but this is the douchebag-way.

Originally Posted by Ixiterra

on this edition of WHO PLAYED IT WORSE?

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO posts a big blind (1 SB)

Pre Flop: (2.4 SB) Hero is UTG with K Q
Hero raises, 1 fold, BTN 3-bets, SB caps!, 1 fold, Hero calls, BTN calls

Flop: (14 SB) 5 A Q (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, BTN folds

Turn: (8 BB) Q (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls

River: (10 BB) 9 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

Final Pot: 14 BB
Hero shows K Q (three of a kind, Queens)
SB shows 9 9 (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
SB wins 13.7 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

him

[gameoverjc]

Originally Posted by Wolfram

There are no "official stages" dude.

It's all in your brain. If you were in a state of cynicysm and then hated that state then it's natural for your brain to manufacture ways for you to cope.

All I'm saying is that we have base instincts and they dictate most of our actions. The rest is just window dressing.

Men have the instinct to spread their seed. Women have the instinct to protect it.

Although I don't agree with a lot of the general pop psychology that's thrown around on the internet, being it either is based off of theories/studies that have been refuted decades ago, or based on one's personal experiences - Wolf is right on the last part (overall).

Daiq, to his credit, is usually around the target with most of what he says.

Originally Posted by Wolfram

I just like to go by the statistics.

Over 50% of marriages end in divorce. So that must mean that way more of relationships end in breakups since ending a marriage is harder than ending a "commitment".+

Therefore relationships must not make sense as a life choice.

QED

Most people are not as intelligent as they think and don't know what they want. This includes poor people, wealthy people, successful athletes, poor steel mill workers.

Originally Posted by bicyclekick

Elo lifeprotip: bad hygene is an auto **** block to a substantial portion of the female population.

This is super important. Hygiene, dressing properly (Look in a Men's catalog sometime and see if you even have half of the stuff the models where in your wardrobe), and posture are huge.

My gf inundated me for years about my wardrobe, and within the last 2 years I've really started to take notice how much differently I get treated everywhere by females by putting forth an effort.

[sledghammer]

evolutionary psychology might have some correct ideas, but it isn't a science

[bellatrix]

Originally Posted by Wolfram

I just like to go by the statistics.

Over 50% of marriages end in divorce.

QED

If you wanna go all QED pseudoscientific... What is the source of your bolded claim? AFAIK, you don't live in america, why are you taking american divorce rates?

It also really depends how you measure - for example if you measure marriages vs. divorces in one particular year, you'd have to assume a 1:1 correlation in marriages and divorces over the years. The fall of people getting married vs. the increase of divorce (culturally) over many years plus simple demographic lag makes the 1:1 assumption incorrect.

And even if so, it doesn't mean that 50% of PEOPLE that marry will end up divorcing. That figure is much lower, like a third. It's the serial wedders that really drive the percentage of marriages ending in divorce up. Not a real insight that people that suck at marriages will continue to suck at marriages. People marrying for the first time will divorce about 33%, people marrying for the third time will end up divorcing about 75%.

[gameoverjc]

Agree, you and I have had some decent talks about it sledg. I wasn't actually referencing evolutionary psychology, but actually social psychology studies.

Men seek for attributes such as physical attractiveness (dependent on their culture) which would reflect a suitable mate's ability to bear children.

Women seek for a mate that reflects loyalty and ability to provide; however, when they are nearing their menstruation many actually rate physically attractive males as more desirable (over the attributes they usually prefer).

Interpret that as you may.