***Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for June***

[Tryptamean]

WSOP TIME!!!!!!!

Just had a nice score from having a piece of Scary Tiger's action for his final table appearance in Event 2.

Totally stoked to hit the ground running when I get into town on the 9th

[demokritosdeath]

Every day I sit and watch the Stars action, in LHE and some PLO.

Honest question: what do people do with infinite free time?

[demokritosdeath]

Second question: who wants to stake me for live action? WSOP or LA cash games, I'll grind whatever

I have some money to do either of these things, but I dunno how much, haven't even looked at how much money I have these days

I have the poker itch like a mother and I'll go busto in 5 months if I don't play

[demokritosdeath]

Third question: Hypothetically, if I wanted to have secks, should I hire a hooker or try my luck at the bar? Pros/cons?

Note: the first two questions are far more important

[Tryptamean]

if you genuinely want to sell action, it would go a lot further to post results and sell yourself positively. advertising degenerate behavior and general craziness isnt going to get the job done.

if you genuinely want to have sex, dont post on 2p2 asking about it.

[pig4bill]

It's been asked a lot in the Vegas forum.

[networth]

Answers: 1.God only knows
2.Meet me in front of the fabric store.
3.Bar girl

[OaklandExCourier]

Happy June Gentlemen!

(probably NSFW)

Spoiler:

[shuinthehouse]

for deity's sake elo get some freaking therapy

[dragon1893]

who's elo? demokritosdeath?

[Royston Vasey]

Originally Posted by demokritosdeath

Third question: Hypothetically, if I wanted to have secks, should I hire a hooker or try my luck at the bar? Pros/cons?

Note: the first two questions are far more important

Can't you go to a bar and give it a couple of hours, then when you fail to get any action try the other route.

[demokritosdeath]

Originally Posted by Tryptamean

if you genuinely want to sell action, it would go a lot further to post results and sell yourself positively. advertising degenerate behavior and general craziness isnt going to get the job done.

if you genuinely want to have sex, dont post on 2p2 asking about it.

Well I don't have any real MTT results, but sample in >5k events is like 8, online MTT results were solid and can be checked, and I reckoned you guys already kinda knew what my cash game was like. I'm not a great salesman, so I wasn't gonna try.

To your second point: why not? You guys seem pretty worldly.

Originally Posted by shuinthehouse

for deity's sake elo get some freaking therapy

no u

Originally Posted by Royston Vasey

Can't you go to a bar and give it a couple of hours, then when you fail to get any action try the other route.

Well, I'd very strongly prefer to avoid being at a bar by myself for hours on end if there's not a reasonable chance at a payoff.

[that_pope]

la la la
i suck at life

[demokritosdeath]

How are you gonna say that without further details about how/why you suck at life?

[Wolfram]

serious question... do you have to exercise strict table selection (i.e. always have a fish immediately on your right unless there's 3+ fish at the table) to beat 2/4 on stars these days?