***Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for July***

[gameoverjc]

Oh. Well I wasn't going to summarize it as I felt it was out of character for Elo: but basically it was just him saying gfs are overrated and why waste time when none of us will date Kate Upton type models when we have lotion and a working right hand.

[NewEmailAddress]

Well, it was a lot more nuanced and awesome than that.

[gameoverjc]

Agree.

[Hero Protagonist]

Originally Posted by daiquiri

Spoiler:

hm, interesting idea. my first thought was what Heis said, but then I thought, he went out of his way to convince Mike to join - would he really make a comment like that right after they are done with the very first batch? seems weird. then again, threatening Jesse.. idk. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what he meant.

Spoiler:

Not so much threatening Jesse, more just manipulating him. He's not really saying anything specific, just making himself sound dangerous and crazy (which he is) in order that Jesse will give him as much respect as he gives Mike.

[DosXX]

I think they were made under Demokritos or whatever account you were using before. I wasn't really sure if you were being serious/semi-serious/completely trolling but I just thought the community at large would have enjoyed the background context, given that thread is largely people giving advice to some guy who sounds a little bit like you know.

[pig4bill]

Originally Posted by gameoverjc

Oh. Well I wasn't going to summarize it as I felt it was out of character for Elo: but basically it was just him saying gfs are overrated and why waste time when none of us will date Kate Upton type models when we have lotion and a working right hand.

Hot young chicks are usually not so great at the sexing, sometimes not a lot better than lotion. He needs to get sext by a professional or a cougar, imo.

[NewEmailAddress]

Originally Posted by DosXX

I think they were made under Demokritos or whatever account you were using before. I wasn't really sure if you were being serious/semi-serious/completely trolling

I posted in that thread under demokritosdeath and also on a very short-lived account whose name I already forget. I was mostly serious with some exaggerations and rhetorical flourishes for effect. A lot of the larger points I made in that thread I do indeed stand behind. But it's easy to momentarily forget that stuff when a burrito-wielding angel floats into your life.

Those accounts got banned for "spamming and trolling". I definitely wasn't doing the former, and I was at worst doing a small amount of the latter.

I kinda think I was banned for pwning too hard.

but I just thought the community at large would have enjoyed the background context, given that thread is largely people giving advice to some guy who sounds a little bit like you know.

I'm not anything like that guy imo. It's ok though, I ain't mad.

Originally Posted by pig4bill

Hot young chicks are usually not so great at the sexing, sometimes not a lot better than lotion. He needs to get sext by a professional or a cougar, imo.

But not a professional cougar.

[pig4bill]

That might be too much to handle.

[daiquiri]

Originally Posted by pig4bill

Hot young chicks are usually not so great at the sexing, sometimes not a lot better than lotion. He needs to get sext by a professional or a cougar, imo.

idk, in my experience chicks' enthusiasm+adventurousness >>>> experience +aquired skills when it comes to sexing

[Royston Vasey]

yeah the fat ones are more grateful.

[daiquiri]

I have no related experience but I have no doubt a Brit should be an expert on that subject

[that_pope]

obv daiq is a sex machine

[Royston Vasey]

Originally Posted by daiquiri

I have no related experience but I have no doubt a Brit should be an expert on that subject

You are correct imo. This "female" is on TV ffs.

[that_pope]

I have no idea who that is.

[daiquiri]

you have no idea about anything in general