***Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for February***

[Orthognathic]

Originally Posted by thequietpotato

Also heads up challenges in general make you seem like an egotistical douche. Worst part for you is all the people that will accept will come in as huge favourites.

I'm just saying you should wind it back.

Also Sallywoo is interested. You know he reads this stuff right? Everybody lurks.

It was not a hu4rollz challenge. It was a 3way4rollz challenge. Get it right .

I think Chung would be willing to play even though Sally friend taught Chung the pokers.

Didn't see any acceptance from Elo on the challenge.

[DrElo]

1. Who's the 3rd person?
2. How are we going to play?
3. Please remember to tell your boy to suck a dick

[DrElo]

oh yeah

4. Please ask him why he's too much of a cowardly pussy to say what he wants to say on his own instead of dispatching a lackey

[DrElo]

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

Didn't see any acceptance from Elo on the challenge.

This is pretty awesome too. Troll harder, clownface.

[Orthognathic]

Originally Posted by DrElo

1. Who's the 3rd person?
2. How are we going to play?
3. Please remember to tell your boy to suck a dick
4. Please ask him why he's too much of a cowardly pussy to say what he wants to say on his own instead of dispatching a lackey

To 1-3. Precisely. Easy to open your mouth (perhaps with reference to 3 above) to put forth a "challenge" when you know there is no real way to make it happen. Remember you actually made the statement that you would crush Sally in a 3-way any day. This is not a criticism of your poker skill, but exactly what TQP was referring to. It just makes you look bad. You're a good poker player but calling someone out for something personal that may have happened on the tables and then using an irrational line of argument doesn't exactly make the sun shine on you.

To 4. Chung no speak the english too good? He's actually not a close friend of mine and he hasn't asked me to say anything at all. I'm just hear to call a spade a spade.

[Unguarded]

Thanks for the Commerce tips! It sounds like Doubletree + cabs/towncars makes the most sense. I'll prolly give it a try this coming week and do it again during the LAPC main event if it works out ok.

[DrElo]

I don't remember everything I say, so let me clarify:

- Chung is a tool.
- I was ready to completely drop it until people came forth with more Chungpinions.
- I am willing to play 3 handed with Chung and anybody else. With that said, it's low on the list of things I want to do with poker at the moment, so I sure as hell am not going to go out of my way to do it.
- This has nothing to do with ev. I am not an ev slave like so many other people.
- There are in fact ways to "make it happen". That's why I thought you might actually be serious. But nah, you were just working on your trollgame. Well done, broseph.
- It's whatever that you were trying to prove some gay point, but it probably doesn't help your case to blatantly lie, like "didn't see any acceptance from Elo on the challenge". There was no challenge from him, OBV. Well, at least not here. There were the times when he'd play like 8 hands huhu against me then randomly DEMAND (not ask for) 20k freezeouts and other stupid ****.
- It's adorable how hard you are sticking up for your guy. You two dating?

[DrElo]

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

(drivel snipped) ... I'm just hear to call a spade a spade.

So sick how some posters go to great lengths to look like some kind of sage truth-dispensing wizard, instead of just being a regular guy with opinions like the rest of us. Well, that and/or a giver of unsolicited "life advice".

[DrElo]

Originally Posted by Unguarded

Thanks for the Commerce tips! It sounds like Doubletree + cabs/towncars makes the most sense. I'll prolly give it a try this coming week and do it again during the LAPC main event if it works out ok.

lemme know if the 2xtree has rooms, if so I'll be out there this week as well

[Orthognathic]

Originally Posted by DrElo

I don't remember everything I say, so let me clarify:

- Chung is a tool
- I am willing to play 3 handed with Chung and anybody else. With that said, it's low on the list of things I want to do with poker at the moment, so I sure as hell am not going to go out of my way to do it.
- This has nothing to do with ev. I am not an ev slave like so many other people.
- There are in fact ways to "make it happen". That's why I thought you might actually be serious. But nah, you were just working on your trollgame. Well done, broseph.
- It's whatever that you were trying to prove some gay point, but it probably doesn't help your case to blatantly lie, like "didn't see any acceptance from Elo on the challenge". There was no challenge from him, OBV. Well, at least not here. There were the times when he'd play like 8 hands huhu against me then randomly DEMAND (not ask for) 20k freezeouts and other stupid ****.
- It's adorable how hard you are sticking up for your guy. You two dating?

I respect that you admit it has nothing to do with EV. Your previous post was that Chung sucks and so you'd be willing to play him 3-way. Thank you for clarifying that it is possible that Chung is better than you. That's probably the most intelligent thing you've said here.

There is no explicit challenge from him. However, I have spoken to him and I know he will play you (for the first time in months). TQP knows it also. I don't think it is a big enough deal to him to need to make a challenge. For him it is about EV and $, not ego.

You can make it happen... get off your ass, stop asking 2p2 how to move, and just do it. I am sure you can find a 3-way with him sometime. Don't worry, we're not dating so I won't be jealous

[DrElo]

Sorry guys I'm just here to shine some light on the utter darkness that consumes the average 2p2 poster. I'm so great at it that I can make 100 posts in 5 years but everybody will still snap-accept my wisdom.

[xkidx]

hey juss wondering where everyone is playing pokherz these days.. besides stars obv.

[DrElo]

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

I respect that you admit it has nothing to do with EV.

"Admit"? I've said that since day ****ing one.

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

Your previous post was that Chung sucks and so you'd be willing to play him 3-way.

Hmmm. I don't remember this, but perhaps I accidentally said something to that effect (I make a lot of posts), so let me further clarify: I don't think Chung sucks at poker. I do think he sucks as a person. I'm willing to play with him 3-way because I'm willing to play with ANY TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THREE WAY. Not because I think I'm the best, but because I really enjoy 3 handed LHE. But 99.9999% of the people in this world aren't massive chodes to me, so 99.9999% don't get any tilt from me.

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

Thank you for clarifying that it is possible that Chung is better than you. That's probably the most intelligent thing you've said here.

Pretty sure I never said otherwise. I don't even think I'm particularly good at poker, so ... yeah.

Good to know you are the standard bearer for intelligence. You seem to have this overwhelming arrogance about it. Every single post. Keep shining that light, dog.

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

There is no explicit challenge from him. However, I have spoken to him and I know he will play you (for the first time in months). TQP knows it also. I don't think it is a big enough deal to him to need to make a challenge. For him it is about EV and $, not ego.

It's not even about ego. It's about trying to exact a small measure of retribution for his toolish acts of the past.

[Orthognathic]

Originally Posted by DrElo

Sorry guys I'm just here to shine some light on the utter darkness that consumes the average 2p2 poster. I'm so great at it that I can make 100 posts in 5 years but everybody will still snap-accept my wisdom.

Grasping at straws much?

[DrElo]

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

Grasping at straws much?

No. For instance ...

Originally Posted by Orthognathic

- "It just makes you look bad."
- "I'm just hear to call a spade a spade."
- "That's probably the most intelligent thing you've said here."

**** you