pay with 2$ bills, guaranteed to make an impression

If there's one thing you really really want in life, it's a chick whose panties get wet over the sight of a $100 bill.

Those chicks always end up well-adjusted with a solid system of values.

Pretty excited to read her account of all this in a few months here: http://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet

My god, that sounds exactly what I really really want in life. Would make **** way easier.

Heh, the last thing I want is a girl with a "solid system of values". Or any values at all. Values are dumb.

Anyway, it's yet to be demonstrated WHY that idea is a bad one, but apparently it's dumb for some mysterious set of reasons, so ok.

Thanks for the link. The first two stories I read were pretty entertaining.

Someone really needs to create "The Elo Show" already.

it'd probably start rehashing the same ideas after episode 3....much like the ramblings that go on in these threads.

no matter how many times elo does nothing I still get my hopes up that he will

the chipolte girl saga continues

a cup of coffee after work >> dinner at a 5star restaurant >>>> than flaunting $100 bills in front of her and her coworkers - tossing around benjamins at chipoltes will just make you look like a douche imo - just dressing up a little and looking clean-cut, shaven, showered (ldo), etc will go much further.

how about casually handing her a note while she's handing you your change that says "Would you like to go get a cup of coffee with me after work sometime?" - don't give her chance to respond right there. While you're handing her the note say "I don't need an answer right now", take your food and go sit down. Best case she'll come over and say OK - worse case she might come over and say "thanks, but no thanks (insert lame excuse)", but in any case you'll avoid the public humiliation you fear so much.

stalking is a bad idea and is going to just weird her out by the time you muster up the balls to ask her out.

Paying with $100 is not even noteworthy imo. What you'd want to do for that effect is pop out a gangster roll of hundos.

this one is not so bad actually. especially if you manage to refine that line on the note a little to include some humor or make it some kind of a game, chicks dig that plus it sets you apart from other guys if you approach in some creative way.

Yep, do this to find your $10 or $20 or whatever

no u

sounds like an adult version of

And if I get a bad reaction, I'd never be able to go into that store again. Another way I'm not like Larry David. Larry ain't care about ****ting where he eats.

I also feel that I need to clarify what I mean by "stalking". In my OP on the matter, I referred to it as "light stalking", a term that I made up. The entire point is to not be noticed. If I can do that, there's obviously no risk of "weird(ing) her out". Additionally, I do not intend to follow her around after she leaves work, or dig through trash.

Now THAT's an idea. And I already have my midstakes live unlimited pokers roll on hand. Good call.

Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P Diddy was always annoying as a musician, constantly getting in the way of Biggie's brilliance, but I will say that he's underrated as a comedic actor. He was the funniest part of the otherwise crappy movie Get Him To The Greek, and he was funny as Dr. Jinx on Always Sunny. And that picture cracks me up.

when u go to pay with that wad of hundreds, make sure a couple magnum condoms fall out of your pocket as well!

Is this the same put it in her hand then pull it away game we discussed about 3 months ago? Did we ever agree on a maximum number of times this can be done before you get punched in the face?

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no thats not what i meant but im lazy to explain cause it aint gonna happen anyway.

Elo, all the stuff you are trying to find out is kinda the point of a first date. You already have way more than enough information to know you want to go out with her. Chemistry is infinitely more important than having a lot in common. You have been thinking about her for months. The chemistry is there for you.

Why do you want her to have similar views/opinions to your own? That is ****ing boring and mostly irrelevant. Conservatives happily marry liberals all the time. People from completely different cultures happily marry each other (see all the online poker players who fall in love with Thai girls). You find her fascinating. That is really all you need to know.

Values are important. A girl who loves money and could care less about anything else will steal, manipulate, and possibly physically harm you without thinking twice. It is obvious that values are important to you. You constantly talk about the importance of not being a pussy. That is a value.

If you insist on not caring about values, just date strippers/hookers/sugar babies. But I am willing to bet you will quickly grow tired of dealing with a greedy idiot who only pretends to like you.

I worked in food service for about a decade, so I can tell you a little about girls who work these jobs.

1) She doesn't care much about money. She is pretty and charming, right? She can do way better than working at Chipotle. If she wants to meet rich guys, wouldn't she work at a country club or a fancier restaurant or something? It's not like these jobs are out of her reach. Making good money likely means very little to her. She will likely think much less of you if you try to impress her with money.

2) She likely enjoys living life day to day and is fairly laid back.

3) She is likely liberal or simply doesn't care about politics.

4) She likely enjoys meeting new people and making lots of friends. A lot of food service workers work food service specifically to make lots of cool friends.

5) She may actually be very intelligent. I worked with a lot of idiots, but also some very smart people.

6) She is much more likely than normal to be a stoner or to at least be ok with it.

7) If she is single, she won't be for long unless she wants to be. Co-workers date constantly in the food service industry. You get 1 minute to impress her. They get multiple shifts per week to impress her in addition to plenty of chances to hang out with her outside of work. Food service workers tend to be friends outside of work.



What you need is practice. Imagine a wannabe poker player who reads every book 10 times, watches 10 vids/day, gets coached weekly by Deathdonkey, and posts regularly on twoplustwo. But he never actually plays. He would suck balls at the table, right? This is kinda what you are trying to do. You need to play a lot in order for that "I can bluff c/r this spaztag on the river here" alarm to go off at the right times. You need to interact with girls a lot and get rejected a lot. With practice, the alarm will start going off at the right times. You won't always be right and the odds may be slim, but you will also end up going out with some really cool girls. If you can deal with losing 100k in a night, you can deal with a girl turning you down. You seem to fall in love with pretty girls you meet fairly often. You will be fine.

If you completely **** up everything when you try to ask her out, you may still be ok. Maybe she finds it cute that you can barely get the words out. Maybe she is flattered that asking her out makes you so nervous. Maybe she was already planning to say yes no matter how you went about it. If she says no, maybe you can keep chatting with her in the future and get a yes later on.

And don't feel bad if you don't find the balls to ask her out. Most guys don't ask girls out who they don't already know.

Anyway, you speak well and have a good sense of humor. Girls like that. gl whatever you do!

Oh, and I got my MRI results today and found out my back that has been killing me for so long is basically fine. In so many words, the doc basically explained to me that I am putting a massive load on my joints which is causing a lot of pain and swelling because I am too fat and weak for my frame.

I've already lost 10 pounds... 40 more to go!

He cleared me to work out like a ****ing animal and says I can basically do whatever I want now that the MRI looks good, so I am very happy!

Congrats. Check out the You Talk to Fatties thread in OOT for inspiration.

Also great post for Elo above.

unguarded is fat
elo is shy
sg is bi

why haven't you moved to thailand then?

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they put money in my Bodog account, apparently some old payment that was just about to go through, about 2500, I play 9 hours, get to 5300ish, continue playing, take ******ed beats that puts me at 3700 or so, tilt, lose the rest in like 20 blackjack hands

This is like the 14th time I've done this in my life -- and like the 6th time I've posted a similar story too. I'd much rather lose 70k on Stars, because then at least I'd be able to play tomorrow. Losing money in and of itself doesn't bother me.

although it's worse now that I have no money to my name in general

and now I'm going to be all ****ing itchy tomorrow, no means to gamble, going to take a couple weeks to shake the feeling

anyway, will respond to UG and others' posts tomorrow, if I'm still alive

because every part of it except for the cheap girls sounds ****ty

listen to UG, he is a wise man imo!

Superficial women who cares mostly about money and expensive crap are no good longterm.
Ergo: flashing money to attract girls is a bad strategy by default

some quality advice from UG, although it will prob lead to nothing(obv). also lol @ saying every part of thailand sounds ****ty, you have no ****ing clue what it's like. would still love to hear your reasons though (mostly to lol at you tbh). what sounds so horrible about thailand?