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12-03-2012 , 01:33 PM

#26

TrueGamblers4ever

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All this talk has actually led to a craving for a Chipotle burrito. Will probably "man up" and go to the store in question. Has been about 3 days. I'm going to pay with a 100. Stay tuned.

12-03-2012 , 01:36 PM

#27

TrueGamblers4ever

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopadoop

Was the moral of the story "He who hesitates, masturbates"?

As far as burns are concerned, Daiq >> Poop

sorry

12-03-2012 , 01:45 PM

#28

Poopadoop

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Good luck with your 'plan' today buddy.

12-03-2012 , 01:45 PM

#29

Royston Vasey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TrueGamblers4ever

All this talk has actually led to a craving for a Chipotle burrito. Will probably "man up" and go to the store in question. Has been about 3 days. I'm going to pay with a 100. Stay tuned.

Any chance you can rig a camera up to yourself so we can all come along?

We could add replies to this thread giving you real time pointers via your phone. Everyones a winner.

12-03-2012 , 01:52 PM

#30

Poopadoop

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royston Vasey

Any chance you can rig a camera up to yourself so we can all come along?

We could add replies to this thread giving you real time pointers via your phone. Everyones a winner.

Great idea!

12-03-2012 , 01:53 PM

#31

TrueGamblers4ever

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopadoop

Good luck with your 'plan' today buddy.

Thanks, chief.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Royston Vasey

Any chance you can rig a camera up to yourself so we can all come along?

We could add replies to this thread giving you real time pointers via your phone. Everyones a winner.

That would be tremendous fun. I should wait until I'm ready to pounce, though. This is the early recon stage.

12-03-2012 , 01:56 PM

#32

Poopadoop

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So are you going to go see this girl or are you going to keep talking up your game on the internet?

12-03-2012 , 02:04 PM

#33

TrueGamblers4ever

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I'm waiting for my clothes to get out of the dryer.

12-03-2012 , 02:14 PM

#34

Tryptamean

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i'm a bit jealous of elo. no chipotles in phuket

12-03-2012 , 02:22 PM

#35

TrueGamblers4ever

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Yeah but you have girls that will **** you AND clean your place for like 10 dollars.

And you have online poker.

So you're still ahead

12-03-2012 , 02:30 PM

#36

that_pope

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i want chipotle today also

but it is too far from my work, so I guess I'll settle for taco bell

12-03-2012 , 02:44 PM

#37

Scorcho

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i'm thinking about submitting the first page of this thread to /r/cringe

12-03-2012 , 03:44 PM

#38

TrueGamblers4ever

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At store, no girl. A dream deferred is a burrito eaten.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

i'm thinking about submitting the first page of this thread to /r/cringe

You should. It would provide all of us with more fun things to read.

12-03-2012 , 05:38 PM

#39

networth

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My only recommendation is the crunchy tacos. And if you pay with a benjamin they hate you.

12-04-2012 , 01:03 AM

#40

codygary12

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Elo I really hope this whole story is one big troll and that you don't really think "asking her out in a normal way is doomed to fail". And just like everyone else has told you, your plan to learn a few things about her by stalking from 15 feet away would never work ever, it will just make you look creepy. And you don't want that because they will tell other chipotles about you than no chipotle girl will date you

12-04-2012 , 01:23 AM

#41

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royston Vasey

Any chance you can rig a camera up to yourself so we can all come along?

We could add replies to this thread giving you real time pointers via your phone. Everyones a winner.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrueGamblers4ever

That would be tremendous fun. I should wait until I'm ready to pounce, though. This is the early recon stage.

http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/pr...ellers&from=fn

12-04-2012 , 01:47 AM

#42

TrueGamblers4ever

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Quote:

Originally Posted by codygary12

Elo I really hope this whole story is one big troll and that you don't really think "asking her out in a normal way is doomed to fail".

no trolling involved

Quote:

And just like everyone else has told you, your plan to learn a few things about her by stalking from 15 feet away would never work ever, it will just make you look creepy. And you don't want that because they will tell other chipotles about you than no chipotle girl will date you

Not if I do it sneakily, amiright? I found a somewhat helpful page on the topic.

12-04-2012 , 01:50 AM

#43

TrueGamblers4ever

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p4b, that's pretty cool, but unfortunately I wear glasses and so these wouldn't fit.

12-04-2012 , 04:32 AM

#44

RonMexico

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12-04-2012 , 09:19 AM

#45

Royston Vasey

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Perfect! You could detach the electronic trickery and stick it onto your glasses with tape and nobody would be any the wiser.

You don't want to go there with shades on and paying with a $100 bill, you will be dead in the water.

12-04-2012 , 10:43 AM

#46

Poopadoop

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Royston Vasey

You don't want to go there with shades on and paying with a $100 bill, you will be dead in the water.

Nah, use the $100 note, that will really impress her. She'll be all like 'oh wow this guy has a hundred dollars', as she's going to the bank to get his change.

12-04-2012 , 12:03 PM

#47

Poopadoop

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Also, since this girl's apparently hispanic, she probably holds people who show off their wealth in very high esteem, especially when it's done in front of a bunch of other hispanics pulling minimum wage. That certainly wouldn't be viewed as douchey at all.

Brilliant plan so far Elo. What's your next play?

12-04-2012 , 12:04 PM

#48

TrueGamblers4ever

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I'm sorry, but paying with a 100 has to be the optimal play, especially if I'm going there often. It demonstrates that I have money. As I've read on numerous occasions, girls generally like money. How could that possibly be a bad thing?

Edit: not positive of ethnicity. Think she might be some kind of mutt.

12-04-2012 , 12:40 PM

#49

Royston Vasey

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I would say pay with a 10 or 20 and let her keep the change.

I think you are all wrong about the $100 impressing her, as long as you aren't there spilling a jar of change all over the counter.

You will need other means to impress.