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i'm 6'-1" 230lbs, but on track to lose some LBs. started running a mile every other day or so and doing some basic exercises. Mainly i booze too much and eat too much fast food.

BEING AN ABSOLUTE POKER REG has not helped with Health, though being born beautiful balances out the extra pounds a bit.

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10-06-2008 , 10:02 PM

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Oh no, I saw ilp is replying. He's feeling the calling to "neutralize" the thread now.

I'm gonna stop too.

are you saying you are fat?

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10-06-2008 , 10:02 PM

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ILP hooked up with your ex?

wierd

I would definitely hit it. She made really good pork chops. That alone makes her deserving of my love. It wouldn't be weird imo, in fact I think it's more weird that this didn't happen. When we were all young, we were taught to share our toys with other boys. A natural bonding process that was a precursor to great friendships. Now we're all grown up and we don't share our best toys of all, our girlfriends! No wonder society is so isolated.

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10-06-2008 , 10:02 PM

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i'm 6'-1" 230lbs, but on track to lose some LBs. started running a mile every other day or so and doing some basic exercises. Mainly i booze too much and eat too much fast food.

get a bike....running will kill your joints if its all you do

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10-06-2008 , 10:04 PM

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I just dont enjoy my dick being lubed with another guys seed is all

Im sure hip will say I prefer to have it to myself

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10-06-2008 , 10:05 PM

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Uh-oh ilp is replying. I'd better stop now. Whoa.

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10-06-2008 , 10:05 PM

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I just dont enjoy my dick being lubed with another guys seed is all

Im sure hip will say I prefer to have it to myself

your fiance or other mens seed?

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10-06-2008 , 10:08 PM

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seed

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10-06-2008 , 10:09 PM

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so sharing the fiance is still on teh table?

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10-06-2008 , 10:09 PM

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get a bike....running will kill your joints if its all you do

yeah i do want to get a bike. i don't want to spend a lot on anything except for a crazy awesome seat that doesn't crush my legs. Any ideas?

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10-06-2008 , 10:10 PM

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I dont recall you posting a pic yet

do that, then ask

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10-06-2008 , 10:11 PM

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yeah i do want to get a bike. i don't want to spend a lot on anything except for a crazy awesome seat that doesn't crush my legs. Any ideas?

Head to a local bike shop....talk with them about ur needs....Im not up to date at all on the low end bikes and equipment these days (not that there is anything wrong with low end.....it just doesnt suit my needs so I dont pay attention to it)

Stay away from dicks, walmart, etc

300-500 should get u a decent bike (probably a mountain bike for the best all around options) that will actually last.....versus a couple hundred on something that will break soon

Also, contrary to popular believe....a bigger seat doesnt mean its better for you or more comfortable...for most people the opposite is usually true

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10-06-2008 , 10:11 PM

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OMG, this thread is just out of this world

Mtn, see why I am still hanging out here.

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10-06-2008 , 11:04 PM

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Oh no, I saw ilp is replying. He's feeling the calling to "neutralize" the thread now.

I'm gonna stop too.

stalk much?

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10-06-2008 , 11:14 PM

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cant figure out qoute feature much?

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10-06-2008 , 11:15 PM

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stalk much?

Have you gone to my photobucket account lately?

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10-06-2008 , 11:15 PM

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cant figure out qoute feature much?

i have martena on ignore, so i only saw this quote from her in your post

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10-06-2008 , 11:19 PM

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i have martena on ignore, so i only saw this quote from her in your post

Oh please don't put me on your Ignore list. It is so important to me to be on your Do Not Ignore list

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10-06-2008 , 11:52 PM

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Kinda of ironic how the regulars are dysfunctional as the site itself.

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10-07-2008 , 12:12 AM

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I'd like to see/participate in an AP regs reality show. All we need is a house and a token black guy.

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10-07-2008 , 12:13 AM

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I'd like to see/participate in an AP regs reality show. All we need is a house and a token black guy.

anyone know Kwanda?

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10-07-2008 , 12:20 AM

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mitch is black isnt he?

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10-07-2008 , 12:22 AM

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ugh

14.5 hrs and 6k hands today= fried bikr

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10-07-2008 , 12:23 AM

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Kinda of ironic how the regulars are dysfunctional as the site itself.

yeah these threads are really weird. they remind me of how i used to act online when i first found this paintball message board like 11-12 years ago. a few years ago i went back and saw a bunch of my old posts there and they were really embarrassing. i felt like such a tool. some of my 2p2 posts embarrass me, but wow @ these threads.