***Official Cereus Regs Thread***

[DrVanNostrin]

Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin

Is it a good sign that ILP hasn't posted a TR yet?

Sick read.

[TheHip41]

Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

We talked on the phone tonight, and we made plans to play some Nintendo Wii at my place tomorrow. I think it's safe to say I officially have a new girlfriend now.

ILP - 1
HIP - 1

[ILOVEPOKER929]

Originally Posted by ColeW123

Nicely written TR.

Manbush made me el oh el. You need to trim that **** up regularly man. In a relationship or not.

Being born in the 70's, it's hard for me to understand that this is even important, but I'm starting to come around. The black girl I was dating used to bug me about this, saying it was a jungle down there. I just don't feel comfortable with sharp objects around that area. Luckily thanx to pure boredom, I got over that fear and cut 70% of the hair off. When you say trim regularly, how often is regularly?

Originally Posted by ColeW123

Best part was "I wonder if my skills are even remotely as good as Palo's on this?"

I would definitely pay Palo for some good coaching in this area, as long as I could see some live demonstrations.

Originally Posted by ColeW123

Is it strange that you got to **** her the first night?

It is very strange to me. With most girls I **** the first night , I see it coming from a mile away. This girl had that sweet innocent look to her face and there was no sex vibe at all during dinner. She mostly talked about how she loves helping needy children and how she hopes to have a job in that type of field.

Originally Posted by ColeW123

Is that a good sign or a bad sign?

I would say the faster a girl puts out the better. I like the idea of a girl wanting to **** me really bad. I don't mind if that implies she wants to **** anything really bad.

Originally Posted by ColeW123

I guess for you it's good cause you want sweet sweet love to this amazing chick.

Yeah I can't wait to have sex with her tomorrow. I always enjoy the 2nd time better than the first, mostly because the first time around I'm usually too focused and stressed about doing everything right instead of just enjoying the moment.

Originally Posted by ColeW123

I'm glad you got yourself a nice pretty girl. Sometimes we get lucky!

Yeah, I think this girl is the hottest I've been with so far although she does have some huge character flaws: 1) "Crash" is one of her favorite movies. 2) She likes country music. 3) She hates South Park and Family Guy.

Originally Posted by ColeW123

I agree, that pulling the panties off a girl for the first time is probably the most awesome thing ever.

On my deathbed someday, these will be the images that flash through my mind. I have forgotten the names of many of the girls I've slept with but I'll never forget any of those precious panty-pulling-off moments.

[ILOVEPOKER929]

Originally Posted by TheHip41

ILP - 1
HIP - 1

Seriously, what are the odds of me and you both banging new chicks on the exact same day. This permutation will never happen again.

[ILOVEPOKER929]

Ok here's a pic. I really don't think it does her justice though. She looks even better in real life. (The baby is not hers. She's a nanny) Insults are welcome.

[TheHip41]

twins?









i think its awesome we both got a new girl on the same day. i just go back to your analogy of a girl biting the hook with no bait.

along that parallel, my fish just jumped into the boat with no line in the water

[ILOVEPOKER929]

Match made in heaven imo.

[TheHip41]

Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

Match made in heaven imo.

does she know you are older than dirt?

[ColeW123]

She's a 1 (binary scale,ldo). I have a friend who kind of looks like her.

[suzy89222]

there is no way that girl is a 9, sorry.

[ILOVEPOKER929]

Originally Posted by TheHip41

does she know you are older than dirt?

Of course. I don't lie about my age. I tried that once and made a total fool out of myself. Back when I was 25, I was talking to a 18 year old from online on the phone and I told her I was 20. Ten minutes later, I told her I had a younger sister who was 24. She immediately spotted the contradiction and I was never able to recover. Direct lying is not one of my specialties so I try to avoid it as much as possible.

[TheHip41]

Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

Of course. I don't lie about my age. I tried that once and made a total fool out of myself. Back when I was 25, I was talking to a 18 year old from online on the phone and I told her I was 20. Ten minutes later, I told her I had a younger sister who was 24. She immediately spotted the contradiction and I was never able to recover. Direct lying is not one of my specialties so I try to avoid it as much as possible.

i am telling this younger girl i'm 25. she's dumb as bricks, so it's working so far.


not the girl from yesterday

[ILOVEPOKER929]

Originally Posted by suzy89222

there is no way that girl is a 9, sorry.

Ha! Well the only thing I know for sure is she's better than any of my past girls although it's close to a tie between her and the black girl. I've never been good at the rating thing though probably because I tend to think any girl that's skinny is hot.

[ColeW123]

Lying about your age seems dumb.

[ColeW123]

Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929

Ha! Well the only thing I know for sure is she's better than any of my past girls although it's close to a tie between her and the black girl. I've never been good at the rating thing though probably because I tend to think any girl that's skinny is hot.

It's because most of them are.