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09-29-2008 , 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I never heard of Chemical Romance. I clicked on the links in this thread. That music is really terrible. I'm not even sure if that qualifies as music. Sounds like noise to me.
you are the last person that should give music advice.

you like

coldplay, dylan, david gray, and 80's music.
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09-29-2008 , 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
you are the last person that should give music advice.

you like

coldplay, dylan, david gray, and 80's music.
Also throw in John Lennon, Tom Petty, & Van Morrison for good measure. Basically I only like music that sounds good. Don't have much use for the rest.
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09-29-2008 , 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
Also throw in John Lennon, Tom Petty, & Van Morrison for good measure. Basically I only like music that sounds good. Don't have much use for the rest.

it's my contention that you are the injoe of music
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09-29-2008 , 03:00 AM
am i really the only person to think that mntbikrs fiance looks a bit... young?
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09-29-2008 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Abbaddabba
am i really the only person to think that mntbikrs fiance looks a bit... young?
I definitely think she could pass for 15. That's why I wanna marry her.
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09-29-2008 , 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
it's my contention that you are the injoe of music
I think you're the injoe of life. You own 3 cats! What kind of person has 3 cats?! It's almost like you're trying not to get laid.
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09-29-2008 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I think you're the injoe of life. You own 3 cats! What kind of person has 3 cats?! It's almost like you're trying not to get laid.

cats dont leave me
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09-29-2008 , 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
This is a ginger, obviously...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA


this is what your pic reminded me of.


ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, go clean your room


also, if you like this clip, watch more of him, he's amazing
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09-29-2008 , 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
I didn't like the clip at first but then it picked up and turned awesome.
6:20 to 9:57 is classic.
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09-29-2008 , 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I didn't like the clip at first but then it picked up and turned awesome.
6:20 to 9:57 is classic.
why?
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09-29-2008 , 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
it's my contention that you are the injoe of music
Disagree. The injoe of music would think 41% of music was at least okay and 12% of music was really good.
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09-29-2008 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
why?
Nice I remember when I was a kid I would do the same thing. I would keep asking my parents questions until they got pissed. It wouldn't take long since my parents were white trash and didn't know much to begin with. If we ever have kids we can be way better parents in the question answering department now that we got google, youtube, and wikipedia on our side.
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09-29-2008 , 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin
Disagree. The injoe of music would think 41% of music was at least okay and 12% of music was really good.


i like this alot.

does this mean that the DrVN of music thinks that 20% of music is ok, and 10% of music was really good?


what i meant was, ilp kinda gets it, but not really


i mean, coldplay, 80's music, david gray, all good stuff


the fact he doesn't like radiohead, or incubus, or metallica, means his a music midfish
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09-29-2008 , 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I think you're the injoe of life. You own 3 cats! What kind of person has 3 cats?! It's almost like you're trying not to get laid.
Why have one pussy when you can have three Best chance for HIPS threesome. IMO
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09-29-2008 , 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I definitely think she could pass for 15. That's why I wanna marry her.
lol

She def looks young in some pics....prob because she isnt that old..21....but yes it bothers her currently...although she doesnt get carded all that much. Few more years down the line the looking young thing will be a blessing.

Regardless Im not posting many more pics, dont like where that would end up.

Cue the to young to be engaged/get married blah blah blah....heard it all already, save it.

Heres why I gotta snag her while shes avail.






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09-29-2008 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TheHip41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA


this is what your pic reminded me of.


ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, go clean your room


also, if you like this clip, watch more of him, he's amazing
I get that a lot... now that I'm almost as bald as him.
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09-29-2008 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mntbikr15
Anyone ever seen the family guy when the Peter is trying to dig a pool and hits a wire....then the service guy shows up and his eyes are really close together and Peters like " I have to draw you"


yea....that noles, you kinda look like that guy

so much win
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09-29-2008 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by noles321
Why have one pussy when you can have three Best chance for HIPS threesome. IMO
When the lights are out and nobody's looking who knows what TheHip does with those cats.
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09-29-2008 , 01:04 PM
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When the lights are out and nobody's looking who knows what TheHip does with those cats.
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Originally Posted by TheHip41

Judging by this picture, I'd guess dressing them up in cute little outfits, painting their toe nails, and pushing them around in little doll strollers.
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09-29-2008 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I definitely think she could pass for 15. That's why I wanna marry her.
Dumbass... You don't marry girls who could pass for 15. You destroy them. You ruin them. At (or near) 15, they aren't going to enjoy or even appreciate anything you do to them, which means by definition it is ALL ABOUT YOU...so act accordingly! Even at 25 when they *think* they enjoy sex, they still don't really get it. Show me a 30-year-old woman who has taken half decent care of herself and I'll show you a sex machine that will tear you up night after night. Every guy between 17 and 21 should experience a confident woman between 30 and 35. If they did, I guarantee you most of them wouldn't be interested in girls their own age except as living, breathing masturbation toys to tide them over until they find the next "real woman."

Anyway, I think I need to go to showdown a little more and perhaps attempt to steal a little more. Poker is hard, and 40/30/1.5 is the new 30/20/2.
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09-29-2008 , 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ILOVEPOKER929
I definitely think she could pass for 15. That's why I wanna marry her.
SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know the AP thread nazis will lock this one too if you mention 15 year olds & girls in the same sentence.

mntbikr15 - I compliment her on her love of the outdoors.

Looks like a lotta fun.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-29-2008 , 01:23 PM
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If they did, I guarantee you most of them wouldn't be interested in girls their own age except as living, breathing masturbation toys to tide them over until they find the next "real woman."
like a high maintenance Flesh Light?
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09-29-2008 , 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
Dumbass... You don't marry girls who could pass for 15. You destroy them. You ruin them. At (or near) 15, they aren't going to enjoy or even appreciate anything you do to them, which means by definition it is ALL ABOUT YOU...so act accordingly! Even at 25 when they *think* they enjoy sex, they still don't really get it. Show me a 30-year-old woman who has taken half decent care of herself and I'll show you a sex machine that will tear you up night after night. Every guy between 17 and 21 should experience a confident woman between 30 and 35. If they did, I guarantee you most of them wouldn't be interested in girls their own age except as living, breathing masturbation toys to tide them over until they find the next "real woman."

Anyway, I think I need to go to showdown a little more and perhaps attempt to steal a little more. Poker is hard, and 40/30/1.5 is the new 30/20/2.

QFT
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09-29-2008 , 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by GemiNiveK
Dumbass... You don't marry girls who could pass for 15. You destroy them. You ruin them. At (or near) 15, they aren't going to enjoy or even appreciate anything you do to them, which means by definition it is ALL ABOUT YOU...so act accordingly! Even at 25 when they *think* they enjoy sex, they still don't really get it. Show me a 30-year-old woman who has taken half decent care of herself and I'll show you a sex machine that will tear you up night after night. Every guy between 17 and 21 should experience a confident woman between 30 and 35. If they did, I guarantee you most of them wouldn't be interested in girls their own age except as living, breathing masturbation toys to tide them over until they find the next "real woman."
The first free sex I had in my life was from a 35 year old woman, when I was 20. Had an 8 month relationship with her. The sex was awesome. However I'm still infected with the youth bug even though I'm pretty sure this predilection has caused me more harm than good. Some patterns are hard to break no matter how destructive and unfulfilling. I'm kinda like this guy, blindly following my genetic program not realizing the consequences.
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09-29-2008 , 02:21 PM
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However I'm still infected with the youth bug even though I'm pretty sure this predilection has caused me more harm than good.
Amen.
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