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Old 09-27-2008, 12:32 AM   #351
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also i feel like the tarcards guy i was playing is european for some reason. like eastern european and just saying "YAA, Yaa, YAA" every time he bet the turn knowing he was gonna get there. does that make sense? or german and just angrily hammering beers (and his mouse) while playing. but if there's any dude who uses one of those trackball things, it's probably tarcards.
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:33 AM   #352
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not a nit but just very straightforward. i mean obviously his preflop stats are pretty traditional lagtag (i don't know how many of you remember when he used to be like 45/20 or so), but just a normal dude. a big part of this has to be the hands he seems to hit every time i play with him. just my skewed perception i'm sure. also he was running like god today at all of my tables so probably had extra sweet confidence to bet every turn.

i love tableratings
tarcards, oops, lost 50K in a row

maybe time to get a jobby job?

http://www.tableratings.com/overview/tarcards

also, AP, i love you for the river 2

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Old 09-27-2008, 12:35 AM   #353
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Although I'm not a regular in this thread, I am an Absolute regular.

Therefore, I pic of myself sunburned like a mofo on Paradise Island:

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Old 09-27-2008, 12:38 AM   #354
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preferably of palo's better half
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:38 AM   #355
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also i feel like the tarcards guy i was playing is european for some reason. like eastern european and just saying "YAA, Yaa, YAA" every time he bet the turn knowing he was gonna get there. does that make sense? or german and just angrily hammering beers (and his mouse) while playing. but if there's any dude who uses one of those trackball things, it's probably tarcards.
Snowball met him at a party in LA awhile back. No confirmation on whether two or more people are playing on the acct.
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:53 AM   #356
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OK Martina,
Where is your pic. I am still waiting for us to get together and have wild passionate monkey sex. Its going to happen eventually so you might as well give in now and save us both the trouble.
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:54 AM   #357
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Snowball met him at a party in LA awhile back. No confirmation on whether two or more people are playing on the acct.
it would be so nice if all the AP regs just started hanging out, partying, whatever, instead of everyone trying to own each other.

like the more you party together the less you have to blindly check call down ATo hu vs a preflop capper because he probably has a suited ten-high hand trying to make you fold. it's a stupid cycle.
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:59 AM   #358
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way back in the day tarcards was a huge nit. I don't remember if it was just after party on AP or on party before everyone had to migrate elsewhere. I think I remember a vpip under 20 and an almost non-existant pfr.

Anyone else remember this?

-Bill
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:02 AM   #359
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I never thought you were a white boy.

Noles, looks like I have to wait my turn after [you] and Gem.
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:04 AM   #360
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I never thought you were a white boy.
Because of the avatar?
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:05 AM   #361
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Because of the avatar?
Yes.
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:08 AM   #362
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it would be so nice if all the AP regs just started hanging out, partying, whatever, instead of everyone trying to own each other.

like the more you party together the less you have to blindly check call down ATo hu vs a preflop capper because he probably has a suited ten-high hand trying to make you fold. it's a stupid cycle.

if you guys are ever in the Detroit area, first off, sorry, secondly, you could come have a Pepsi with ILP and and I
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:15 AM   #363
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The tarcards account has been played by AT LEAST two people since its inception.

Thats all I can say on the matter.

The current one is very straightforward these days.
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:16 AM   #364
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biker has a gun, no more wise ass comments from me
I own 9 currently ...with another 3 on the wish list before the ****ing dem gets into office
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:18 AM   #365
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I own 9 currently ...with another 3 on the wish list before the ****ing dem gets into office
that's actually pretty sweet. what are the name/model/company of some, so i can google them.

beat: I've never actually held a gun irl. And, i've only seen guns when a police officer walked by and he had one in his holster
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:27 AM   #366
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:41 AM   #367
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that's actually pretty sweet. what are the name/model/company of some, so i can google them.

beat: I've never actually held a gun irl. And, i've only seen guns when a police officer walked by and he had one in his holster
Youre missing out....great fun to shoot

List is something like

-Sig P229 .40
-Springfield sub compact XD .40
-Sig .22 cal match grade target pistol
-Marlin .22 rifle
-Ruger 10/22 with aftermarket stock and barrel
-Remington 11-87 shotgun
-Old remington pump shotgun that was handed down from grandfather
-Old 22 caliber bolt action that was also handed down from grandfather....he used to shoot rats with it at the dump
-.50 caliber flint lock muzzle loader that I built from parts years ago

On the want list (among others....these are at the top though).

-Benelli M1 shotgun
-Colt m4 carbine
-H&K MP5SD (this requires a class 3 weapons permit...shoudlnt be a problem to obtain...just takes time and money)
-A few AKs bought with no record of them for the what if senarios.

Plan on buying those before Obama is sworn in if he happens to win.

Get em while you can.
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:47 AM   #368
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way back in the day tarcards was a huge nit. I don't remember if it was just after party on AP or on party before everyone had to migrate elsewhere. I think I remember a vpip under 20 and an almost non-existant pfr.

Anyone else remember this?

-Bill
Ive been on AP since the skin split.....my first encounter with Tar wasnt until the late winter/spring after....and at the time he was a total lag tag

so....no
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Old 09-27-2008, 02:56 AM   #369
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Youre missing out....great fun to shoot

List is something like

-Sig P229 .40
-Springfield sub compact XD .40
-Sig .22 cal match grade target pistol
-Marlin .22 rifle
-Ruger 10/22 with aftermarket stock and barrel
-Remington 11-87 shotgun
-Old remington pump shotgun that was handed down from grandfather
-Old 22 caliber bolt action that was also handed down from grandfather....he used to shoot rats with it at the dump
-.50 caliber flint lock muzzle loader that I built from parts years ago

On the want list (among others....these are at the top though).

-Benelli M1 shotgun
-Colt m4 carbine
-H&K MP5SD (this requires a class 3 weapons permit...shoudlnt be a problem to obtain...just takes time and money)
-A few AKs bought with no record of them for the what if senarios.

Plan on buying those before Obama is sworn in if he happens to win.

Get em while you can.

i have used the MP5 and M4 on COD4, does that count?
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:43 AM   #370
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also i feel like the tarcards guy i was playing is european for some reason. like eastern european and just saying "YAA, Yaa, YAA" every time he bet the turn knowing he was gonna get there. does that make sense? or german and just angrily hammering beers (and his mouse) while playing. but if there's any dude who uses one of those trackball things, it's probably tarcards.
haha so awesome
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:53 AM   #371
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Aside from the Hip and ILP, you guys actually look pretty cool/normal. I don't know why, but I always just assume everyone on internet forums is a nerdy asian kid who's likely fat(My apologies if this offends any fat asians out there).

Hip,

Your internet personality makes a lot more sense after seeing your picture! I'd also be angry/bitter with the world if I looked like Amir Vahedi or whatever that dudes name is.
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:18 AM   #372
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i have used the MP5 and M4 on COD4, does that count?

I dont know what this means
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:38 AM   #373
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MP5

Was about the nicest shooting gun Ive ever shot

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Old 09-27-2008, 11:27 AM   #374
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Went to post a picture and just realized every dam picture I own has my ex wife in it. DOH.... Ok Martina your turn.

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Old 09-27-2008, 11:38 AM   #375
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I dont know what this means
It means TheHip's a dork.
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