they've had a ****load of 75 o8 games the last few years

I'm so tired of Elo and Ungiuarded's ****ty posts it makes me want to rant...I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

That must of took a lot of work.

Yup... looks like a full daze work to me. Take the rest of the day off, Verno.

looool

I will never correct anybody who writes "intensive purposes". I that so much.

"Pre madonnas" is a good one too. I see it often. It ALMOST makes sense, as Madonna was probably one of the first prima donnas in contemporary music. But then, shouldn't the phrase be "post madonna"?

Wow, Madonna released an album in 1998 CALLED "Pre-Madonna". Trolling!

What a mind field.

lol

Wish I had a pornographic memory to remember these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

Anyone looking for kings tickets for tomorrow night?

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Listed high, but will entertain offers. PM me.

what's funny is i haven't noticed this 1500 chode

I've bought in for 1500 before. is it me?

Pokerstars boycott thread over in SSPLO

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/38...ycott-1448727/

cliffs: 2p2 rep asks PS for reduction in rake in PLO, PS says 'no'. different 2p2er tries to start boycott, so far has four or fiver takers (including himself).

PS probably shaking in its boots right about now.

Pre-Madonna is a stretch but, yeah luv the 'intensive purposes' irony bc who ever is writing it is trying extra hard to sound smart.

Yeah the Chinese presence scares me a lil re collusion, esp in stud hi, which I don't play that often. I guess when 3-4 handed stud hi 30 starts going we can only hope bodog security is paying attention.

I've heard of them returning funds unsolicited after discovering collusion, but I've also heard people say that there are for sure people colluding via Skype, etc (in US). You might not know, but I was wondering if the addition of China and Vietnam to the player pool I recent or not? I thought Malaysia/Indonesia were in there as well.

Also, I'm convinced that people who work at car dealerships makeup the most degenerate bunch ever. I wonder what other industry comes close . . .

Did Jeff Lisandro beat you up the other day?

If I had to guess, this was pulled from the internet somewhere. But I have no proof and am too lazy to google.

should be pretty obv why this will never work. the more regs that boycott, the more enticing the games get.

anyway, more proof that poker is dead.

Ya, it does have a certain tragedy of the commons ring to it.

I do wonder how many people would have to actually join such a boycott before PS even felt it. I'm pretty sure it's more than 5 though lol.

Am at the Orleans in Vegas and sit in the 2/4 game to mine for free Heinekens. Get K7 in the big blind and the flop is A77. SB leads and I lolslowplay because I have no idea what villain is like. Turn is 7, I don't remember action but he CF the river K. They have an hourly high hand jackpot and I'm dancin' because I have a quad house. Alas, my jackpot ignorance because both mu hole cards have to play.

Very next hand I get AA, flop is A44 (highest hand so far in that hour was aces full o' deuces). I usually bet that sort of flop if I hit it because in my experience low stakes LOLlive players are usually convinced you don't have it because you're supposed to slow play. Since this is the timidest table I've ever played on, everyone turbo-mucks. Oh well, at least I got a HUNDRED BUCKS for the jackpot.

And a bunch of free Heinekens.

never played live 2/4 but I'm gonna guess that tarping is a pretty bad idea

f tilt

I swear that, sometimes, people are actually trying to lose at poker. I mean, this game is really not that hard, yet dudes do stuff I knew was bad the first time I ever played!

And how is it possible to simultaneously despise, love, and be completely obsessed with one thing?

Those bad beat jackpots come from (extra) player rake, right? So, like, you're being forced to gamble on top of the gambling game you are already playing?

Confirmed. And poker rooms never(rarely) pay 100% back to the players. Either they take an administration fee, or do other things like our local casino does which includes $7 food vouchers every 8 hours played and adding money to highly raked daily tourneys (basically converting jackpot money into house money).

What's her name and does she prefer chocolate or roses?