So everybody put your best suit or dress on
Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogs bleed into one
I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then I could travel by just folding a map
No more airplanes, or speed trains, or freeways
There'd be no distance that could hold us back
I woke up by laying on this particularly flat floor. I was one with the flatness and it hit me like a flat hand to the flat of my face. I became Enflatend!
You too can lay on that holy floor spot once a week for only 10% of your humble labors and you too may achieve Enflatendment.
As a bonus, the first 10 posters to sign up for Enflatendment also receive the "Elite" ability to never be questioned. When you are that "elite" flat, none may dare.
What deal for only 10% of your labor. Elite Enflatendment, but you better act FAST!
I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then I could travel by just folding a map
No more airplanes, or speed trains, or freeways
There'd be no distance that could hold us back
Speaking of planes, in this video a "Flat Earther" explains vee vill betalkenabout tha emergenzy landings...
Any you smarts debunk that first video for the $$ 10 thousand dollars $$$ yet? Thats a lot of paper for simply debunking a goofball theory amirite? Why, with all the information we have to the contrary n all. Anybody at all get that FREE $$ 10 thousand dollars $$ yet?
Or has it been proven that the guy aint giving the $$ ten thousand dollars $$ or smth? Its an old video, did that guy get exposed as a fraud er smth? He is still making the same ole repetitive vids, the offer has to still be on the table amirite?
Cmon man, lets stop this clowning and get some of you smarts together and debunk this kooook once and for all!!!!!
Enflatendment requires no youtubes, just laying on my exclusively flat spot and ten percent of your labor. Please don't ask about the labor being paid upfront, we can talk about that after you sign up.