No hate speech is not allowed here. But you keep grinding your personal axe instead of supporting rules you obviously agree with.

Yes, and the word "up" means "down".

We've seen your Orwellian song and dance of lies before. You haven't been fooling anyone for a very long time, not sure why you feel the need to pretend still.

I doubt I can fool you. You have that base far too well covered for yourself.

English insults are the lamest.

I open this thread periodically to make sure Chez is still the worst.

I think Ikestoys name should be removed and replaced with "little bitch Kerowo".

Kerowo is out of control. Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for his therapy.

I'm just repaying Chez for the all the help he offered me when I was a mod.

Mat's gonna have to do something. This forum kind'a sucks big time. kerolol, wtf.

Have we seriously considered the possibility that Teh Jabber-Wookie is a sophisticated chatbot ??

Oh yeah, thanks chezlaw

You don't recognize denial? That is a main course of a racist narrative towards domination of teh definition of the word racist.

Too bad you decided to play immature games here rather than keep that in it's thread to continue the narrative. Wasteful.

Well, for the typically incomprehensible reasons, the Nuevo Baja mods have insisted we move Teh Jabber-Wookie translation and writing clinic from it's original home, the "Spank Translation Thread - Let's help each other out!" thread, to here in the Bad Poster thread. Whatever. Actually, since this translation & writing clinic should be getting more attention ITT, this is a good thing. After all... it takes a village to raise a Jabber-Wookie into comprehensibility.

So, moving right along, we have this steaming pile (below). Let's see what we can make of it down the NAFTA SuperHwy (which is Jabber-Wookie-ese -> Spanish -> French -> English via Google Translate)...

I shudder to imagine what earning a "salute" means. LMFAO @Teh Jabber-Wookie !!!1!

Mocking and distorting with an admission of not understanding is a direct reflection on the mocker and not the target of mockery.

The real question is why does ST repeated hurt himself failing to penetrate the target of person's he admits he doesn't understand?

Who tries to help people they don't understand?

It's why forums have rules about 'tortuous' behavior. Why do we have to watch ST torture himself even more for no good sense or reason? We already know he doesn't or cant stop himself.

What a sticky pickle. At least I have witnessed a self-proclaimed "anti-capitalist" who doesn't take no for an answer. I might have presumed those were like unicorns mistakenly.

Repeat whenever ST references spank, for eternity.

No fool, you are mocked because your gibberish cannot be understood. Communicate better, cut out the gibberish, and you will no longer be mocked. Your gibberish-filled spew is a reflection on you, and only you, full-stop.

I'm not hurting myself. We've been over this before.

People of good faith. You Can Do This !!!1! I have 100% faith in you. You just need to have faith in yourself, and put in a good effort. Two things are incontrovertible: it is an iterative process, and you are getting better. Case in point: the post above, while still tinged with gibberish, is significantly more comprehensible than your typical spew. Keep it up !!!1!

LMFAO @Teh Jabber-Wookie. It takes two to tango fool. You can walk out of the dancehall anytime you want.

Some good news is people who claimed to have and/or actually have philosophy degrees and repeatedly fail to recognize their own ignorance about 'subjects and objects' are an already known thing. It's virtually a classic.

He has a point, Spank.

There is no way this isn't an affectation that you think sounds smarter than expressing it in plain English. Try: "Mockery, distortion, and ignorance reflect poorly on you, not me.".

So, you are talking about 10000s of peeps worldwide.

And you are now claiming those 10000s of peeps basically can't even write a sentence. Hmm... how did they graduate then? Sounds to me you're just making crap up. Then we got this gibberish mindless spew padding out your post (below). Let's try a new technique this time, and do it Quran-style by sorting by word length...

LMFAO @Teh Jabber-Wookie !!!1!

I dun really do grammar but shirley to many dots going on at the end

If Donald trump is what a poor person imagines the wealthy to be (gold-plated everything), then stank is definitely what an idiot imagines intelligent people to be.

I would defy you as firmly as the shamer is denied, but you show some understanding of plain expression, despite still futility trying to change it.

Just a warning* though, I am considering billing people who try to edit my expressions without receiving my prior consent. It just seems fair. 3.50 zillion dollars per changed word.

*fake warning imo

Whew, I'm glad you clarified it was a fake warning...

Well, you aren't denying Bladesman87, or denying me... so I don't know where that's coming from. Other than that, I have 100% confidence in you. You Can Do This !!!1! It is an iterative process. Don't let the lack of instant success get you down. It's not futile for you to try to change. We all have proof right here...

This is both witty and well written. Congrats, and see... you are getting better.

It's become obvious during our lessons here that you write better when challenged. What you could do to dramatically improve your writing is to internalize this challenging. Before mashing 'post', imagine every single time that you are currently being challenged, and then go back and edit your post accordingly.

But then you fell down at the very last word.

Is it just our opinion that peeps can't charge exorbitant fees for having something they wrote edited. Really? Like there's any question about this nonsense. This brain dead comment also partially undermines your earlier wittiness.

Rule of thumb: When in doubt, leave it out.

I'll just bill ST without reading what he writes referencing 'spank' whenever I want. Retro-actively. I may need math assists getting Shame Trolly !!1!'s bill prepared.

OK, I'm going to charge you per lesson. Retroactively too. I'll just bill you whatever you bill me. Sounds like a deal. Nice joke. Anyways, back to your lessons...

• If you are directly addressing somebody use "you". Try not to refer to yourself in the third person. Use "I" instead.
  
• Leave out these filler wrapping phrases, like "I'll just... whenever I want".
  
• Sound things out in your head. Or out loud, I guess, it's the interwebs. There is no way you go around IRL saying shiz like "I need maths assists getting this bill prepared".
  
• Try to pick better words. The point you were trying to make there was the amount would be huge. The phrase "bill prepared" sounds like you're struggling with QuickBooks. The word you were looking for was "add".
  
• Watch how you repeat words. Above, you use the word "bill" twice, but with slightly different meanings... as in you present a customer with a bill of charges. In general, unless you mean the exact same thing, avoid using the same word in close proximity like this.

You Can Do This !!!1!

Shamey gonna pay for the new rebellion's own death star. That's a hella bill.