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Other than chezlaw, Dueces, DIB, and ikestoys ~ Who are the Bad Politards Posters (v2)? Other than chezlaw, Dueces, DIB, and ikestoys ~ Who are the Bad Politards Posters (v2)?

06-05-2015 , 01:49 PM
Don't sleep on Peter Porker
06-05-2015 , 01:57 PM
Shame Trolly.

kerowo
06-05-2015 , 04:55 PM
Shame Trolly, you really should have organized the newest WPT. Keeed botched the **** out of it.

You should host one for this thread and do it right. Would be great advertising for V2.
06-05-2015 , 07:39 PM
It's best to just ignore Shamey when he gets like this. Let's hope he and spanky keep each other occupied.
06-05-2015 , 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
Shame Trolly, you really should have organized the newest WPT. Keeed botched the **** out of it.

You should host one for this thread and do it right. Would be great advertising for V2.
I just ran a contest ITT that didn't even reach a quorum. I promised not so again until late summer.

However... I tried to recruit Deuces McKrakin as he is #5 in v1. You're #3. What v2 really needs is it's Joe Namath. You're a Joe Namath type (excepting Joe's sexual harassment part, of course).

So how about it? Move you're 'Bad Poster' calling out posts here to v2. Be the change you desire. It's really just a matter of reaching critical mass. As us Wob's like to say... take direct action.
06-09-2015 , 03:16 PM
Baja Politards Bad Poster Title Holders

Title HolderGained onDays Held
LirvA2013-5-23 2
Gamblor2013-5-25424
Silver_Man22014-7-2369
ikestoys I2014-9-30 80
thekid3452014-12-1970
TBD: June 1st 2015 I2015-2-2780
ikestoys II2015-5-1813
ikestoys III2015-5-31 90 min
v1 title only below...
  
(TBD: June 1st 2015 II)2015-5-1814
(Deuces McCracken)2015-6-16
(Deuces & Spank* I)2015-6-72
(Deuces & Spank* II)2015-6-9  
Election mandate.
* Deuces McCracken & spanktehbadwookie co-title holders.
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBD: June 1st 2015
[ TBD: June 1st 2015's avatar and only post ~ ST]

wtf did I do?
Well it seems election mania has finally subsided over at v1: The tired old Bad Poster thread. The quite unsatisfying result ended up being co-title holders: Deuces McCracken and spanktehbadwookie... kinda like the William & Mary of Baja Politards. This then is a good time to review the history of Baja Politard's Bad Poster Elections...
  • 2014 Election, by The REAL Trolly:

    This election was pretty much perfect. The time to vote was too long in the first round, but that was corrected going forward. The Head-2-head format really encouraged the trash talking. Two very picayune quibbles: the system that the MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL uses where teams are re-bracketed after each round is superior to a fixed bracket, as used in this election. Also... the finals should not have been multi-vote (for aesthetics reasons only).

  • 2015 Election, by Shame Trolly !!!1!:

    Since this election didn't reach a quorum, it can't be considered wildly successful. However, it did end up accomplishing what it was intended to do: legitimize ikestoys title. Two things I would have done differently: first I set the quorum way too high for today's Baja Politards. Second, instead of being silly, and listing a buncha 'colorful' posters, I should have played it straight by, say, picking the top nine in cumulative Bad Poster votes (see chart below), plus a write-in spot of course.

  • v1 Only Election, by SenorKeeed:

    This is the election that spat out co-title holders. Some, including SenorKeeed himself, consider that alone to be a fail. Other than that fiasco, this election was also marred. Now... I don't blame the Committee, they worked long and hard on this project. But they sure didn't pick a very good spokesperson. Now, before we get to the quibbles... it should be pointed out that the overall overall format of this election was sound. This wasn't a long-running tournament without any need for expediency... The old, tired, Bad Poster thread had been crippled without a real title holder for way to long. The June 1st deadline had come and gone. Something needed to be done in a timely manner.

    However, although the minimum Baja post requirements were stated, they weren't consistently repeated in all the relevant threads. The fact there was only one preliminary round was never made clear. The number of posters going to the finals should have been specified (not a vague 2 or 3), there wasn't near enough time for nominations, or enough time for voting in the preliminary round.

Cumulative Bad Poster Vote Totals

#Bad Poster#1#2#320142015(#1)(v1)(v1-jointa)Cumulative Totals
1Deuces McCracken39302717 7 6 ()126 ()
2ikestoys33282531 1 b   118
 spanktehbadwookie273018 21212 (c)7 ()118 ()
4DudeImBetter352919  1111 105
5AlexM2814   6  48
6FlyWf2817      45
7FoldnDark2416   2  42
8bahbahmickey2514      39
9JiggsCasey24    3  27
10Gamblor24       24
 Low Key20    4  24
12Dids23       23
13thekid34520   banbanbanban20
14Paul D18       18
15Proph11       11
16Shame Trolly !!!1!8   1   9
17SenorKeeed     6  6
 wil318466     6  6
19Sputnik3000     4  4
20goofyballer    1   1
 Kerowo    1   1
 MrWookie    1   1
--ElliotR    zero   zero
--rjoefish    zero   zero
--spaceman Bryce    zero   zero
 
votes
38717889487612313806
 
unique voters
55 & 51474647720 d238 
(v1 only in parens). Election mandate. & Two pools. # Preliminary rounds. a Election to ratify co-title holders, votes to remove Deuces McCracken, and votes to remove nobody, counted for spanktehbadwookie, and visa-verse. b Title retained for lack of quorum. c Two and a half year election mandate ignored. d As of June 4th.
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Originally Posted by ctyri
Shame Trolly.
kerowo
WP sir. Tell me, what do you think of dkgojackets ??


@AlexM, metaname2, ctyri, DudeImBetter & Leo Trollstoy: You know you have a choice of Bad Poster threads. Thanks for picking v2: The Alternative Bad Poster thread. As a token of appreciation, please accept the gift of free music, from the Mods Gone Bad Collection. Just let me know if you prefer BruceZ style, TomVeil style, or spanktehbadwookie style.
06-09-2015 , 03:38 PM
What the **** did I just look at?
06-09-2015 , 03:44 PM
files and records?
06-09-2015 , 03:49 PM
Definitely FILE usage ITT.
06-09-2015 , 04:03 PM
I was in the title of the bad poster thread for a brief period of time lasting 1-2 days.

Now I can't believe anything ITT.
06-09-2015 , 04:05 PM
That was weapons-grade autism.
06-09-2015 , 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jjshabado
I was in the title of the bad poster thread for a brief period of time lasting 1-2 days.

Now I can't believe anything ITT.
About when? I'll correct this (and any other omissions) that I can find.
06-09-2015 , 04:20 PM
Everyone who pretends like they are not inside 'the filing cabinet' here is a bad poster.
06-09-2015 , 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
About when? I'll correct this (and any other omissions) that I can find.
I believe shortly after I changed it to thekid. Because it was actually somethign like "thekid[redacted]" for awhile.
06-09-2015 , 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Everyone who pretends like they are not inside 'the filing cabinet' here is a bad poster.
I usually don't go through the day imagining I'm office furniture.
06-09-2015 , 05:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jjshabado
I believe shortly after I changed it to thekid. Because it was actually somethign like "thekid[redacted]" for awhile.
OK, looking back in, we had ikestoys in the title, changing on 2014-12-18 to "theKid" then to jjshabado. On 2014-12-19 it was changed to "thekid[*** redacted ***]". So you are, of course, correct. New, corrected list of Bad Poster Title holders...

Title HolderGained onDays Held
LirvA2013-5-23 2
Gamblor2013-5-25424
Silver_Man22014-7-2369
ikestoys2014-9-30 79
jjshabado2014-12-181
thekid3452014-12-1970
TBD: June 1st 20152015-2-2780
ikestoys II2015-5-1813
ikestoys III2015-5-31 90 min
v1 title only below...
  
(TBD: June 1st 2015 II)2015-5-1814
(Deuces McCracken)2015-6-16
(Deuces & Spank*)2015-6-72
(Deuces & Spank* II)2015-6-9  
Election mandate.
* Deuces McCracken & spanktehbadwookie co-title holders.

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@ Low Key, Jbrochu, spanktehbadwookie, jjshabado: Thanks for posting in v2: The Alternative Bad Poster thread. Would you like your gift of free music from the Mods Gone Bad Collection to be BruceZ, TomVeil, or spanktehbadwookie style?,
06-09-2015 , 07:45 PM
Are you going to update this thread every time kerowo takes a crap or dump in the forum?
06-09-2015 , 07:46 PM
You aren't making a case for not being in the title.
06-09-2015 , 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kerowo
You aren't making a case for not being in the title.
What's your point? Cases don't really matter if one dickwad overrules all judgements. I made my case to the people, and ikes won. Do you think I would make my case to your dumb ass? bwahahahahahahhaaaaah
06-09-2015 , 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kerowo
You aren't making a case for not being in the title.
06-16-2015 , 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
... Also, haters still can't intelligently explain why spank is a bad poster, but so many other posters are not. For months now. Spank talks funny didn't qualify.

So I declare a victory today...
LMFAO.

I'm sure you would classify me as a 'hater'. I most certainly can intelligently explain why you're a bad poster. Regardless of any other posters. And I have done directly that for months now.

So I declare you defeated today ...
06-16-2015 , 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
LMFAO.

I'm sure you would classify me as a 'hater'. I most certainly can intelligently explain why you're a bad poster. Regardless of any other posters. And I have done directly that for months now.

So I declare you defeated today ...
Go obsess about somebody else you willfully uneducable creep.
06-16-2015 , 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Go obsess about somebody else you willfully uneducable creep.
LMFAO @u. Anyways... I am quite obviously more educable than you... and I've never acted like a 'creep' on this website. But, none of that matters... because you're just trying to change subjects, like you always do...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
... I most certainly can intelligently explain why you're a bad poster. Regardless of any other posters. And I have done directly that for months now...
What you didn't do was address the points above.

Again, I most certainly can intelligently explain why you're a bad poster. Regardless of any other posters. And I have done directly that for months now.
06-16-2015 , 08:43 PM
06-16-2015 , 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Shame trolley is being an ignorant creep again. Pity the fool.
No, you're just name-calling again, pity your own ignorance. Once again, you aren't responding to this...

Quote:
...What you didn't do was address the points above.

Again, I most certainly can intelligently explain why you're a bad poster. Regardless of any other posters. And I have done directly that for months now.
Again, I most certainly can intelligently explain why you're a bad poster. Regardless of any other posters. And I have done directly that for months now.

      
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