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LOL @ all things libertarian-type !!!1! LOL @ all things libertarian-type !!!1!

03-04-2014 , 01:52 PM
Alternate title: The Libertarian Cookbook, Vol IV.

By libertarian-types I mean John Birchers, Objectivists, libertarians, Libertarian Party folk, our former ACers (before that died completely out), 'Voluntaryists', NAPsters, and any other kinda 'Liberty' movement lusers.

I guess a good place to start is remembering all the LOLZ that thez guyz have contributed in the past here in Los Dos Politardia. Who can forget...

How Libertarians Win Friends And Influence People With Their Positions on the Civil War...

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Originally Posted by FlyWf
http://mises.org/daily/110

This article got linked by Balloon Juice and mises.org lets users tag content, so lulz resulted.

I think my favorite is "Libertarianism discredits itself again based on its obvious inhumanity," though "initially thought was satire" is pretty good too.

Also, fun fact, Michael Levin is yet another Mises.org SUPER GENIUS who is unfairly smeared as being a "racist" by the liberal PC thought police just because he believes black people are genetically inferior to whites.
03-04-2014 , 02:42 PM
Ron Paul makes $$$ publishing racist conspiritard crap claiming 85% of black people are fleet footed criminals, and homosexuals were better of in the closet, but its OK because he was too busy delivering babies and didn't read his own newsletter. Also, Obama bombs brown people.

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Originally Posted by sterlinguini
He didn't write the newsletters. Had no knowledge of the contents. Apparently he was very busy at the time and just wasn't involved with the newsletter that went out under his name, a grave slip up for sure, but no one who has watched his longer interviews thinks he is racist/sexist etc. He's a sweet old man and I wish he was my grandfather even though I'm a gambling athiest abortion loving drug lover because we'd still get along great. He's just that cool.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/41...tters-1141541/
03-04-2014 , 03:04 PM
This is nothing but an attempt to create further division between mankind in order to weaken us for our alien puppet masters. Love thy neighbor, be they libertarian, homosexual, racist, Pauly Shore, incredibly stupid or whatever. It's humanity vs the aliens, folks. We absolutely must stick together.
03-04-2014 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 74Offsuit
Ron Paul makes $$$ publishing racist conspiritard crap claiming 85% of black people are fleet footed criminals, and homosexuals were better of in the closet, but its OK because he was too busy delivering babies and didn't read his own newsletter...
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"Libertarianism is the enemy of all racism, because racism is a collectivist idea that you put people in categories. You say, well blacks belong here, and whites here, and women here and we don't see people in forms..or gays. You don't have rights because your gays, or women or minorities, you have rights because yo}’re an individual. So we see people strictly as individuals. We get these individuals in a natural way. So it's exactly opposite of all collectivism and it's absolutely anti-racism because we don't see it in those terms. "

-Ron Paul on Bill Moyers Journal, January 4, 2008
Wait, what... libertarian types can't be racists, it's physically impossible or something, something, something. ZOMG that 'Austrian' praxoLOLogical a priory 'reasoning' always brings the LOLZ.

So... championing the 'rights' of racists to discriminate in public accommodations, hiring, or paying unequal wages for equal work... certainly not racist at all.

03-04-2014 , 04:06 PM
The best way to fight racism is to raise awareness of the alien menace. If we can show people that there are beings to hate and fear that are much more different from them than human beings of whatever pigmentation, racism will just melt away.
03-04-2014 , 09:15 PM
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
03-04-2014 , 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
Wait, what... libertarian types can't be racists, it's physically impossible or something, something, something. ZOMG that 'Austrian' praxoLOLogical a priory 'reasoning' always brings the LOLZ.

So... championing the 'rights' of racists to discriminate in public accommodations, hiring, or paying unequal wages for equal work... certainly not racist at all.

Pretty amazing to pidgeonhole people as collectivists out of one corner of the mouth while declaring immunity from pidgeonholing based on race out of the other.

Ego-vidualism espouses individuality, but is still coming from a perspective that being an individual means being spiritually/philosophically/psychologically parted and separate from most or all other individuals. Everyone is an island in a desert! This still leads pigeonholing and prejudice, people are still neatly boxed even further into groups. Hence we have statists, collectivists, voluntarist, anarchists, idiots, politards, and unchurched men; to name a few.

The thing is, that is not the only 'brand' or perspective of individualism which exists.
03-05-2014 , 12:25 AM
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
03-05-2014 , 01:19 AM
03-05-2014 , 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
Alternate title: The Libertarian Cookbook, Vol IV.

By libertarian-types I mean John Birchers, Objectivists, libertarians, Libertarian Party folk, our former ACers (before that died completely out), 'Voluntaryists', NAPsters, and any other kinda 'Liberty' movement lusers.

I guess a good place to start is remembering all the LOLZ that thez guyz have contributed in the past here in Los Dos Politardia. Who can forget...

How Libertarians Win Friends And Influence People With Their Positions on the Civil War...
You sad, sad little ****.

Have you nothing better to do but keep banging the same old worn out drum.

Get a life, or failing that get a new dog - preferably a better looking one.
03-05-2014 , 09:25 AM
The funnyest is that Ayn Rand lived on welfare


also great docu:

All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace (In the first episode, Curtis tracks the effects of Ayn Rand's ideas on American financial markets)

https://www.google.no/url?sa=t&rct=j...62286460,d.bGQ

https://www.google.no/url?sa=t&rct=j...62286460,d.bGQ

Last edited by yeSpiff; 03-05-2014 at 09:42 AM.
03-05-2014 , 10:28 AM
These gimmicks are getting out of hand.
03-05-2014 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
These gimmicks are getting out of hand.
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Originally Posted by yeSpiff
03-05-2014 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Gin 'n Tonic
You sad, sad little ****.

Have you nothing better to do but keep banging the same old worn out drum. Get a life, or failing that get a new dog - preferably a better looking one.
Dude, you are sadder, and littler, and more full of ****.

I'll never understand whiners on the interweb whining about things they don't care about. Talk about not having a life... it would take you zero seconds just not to read this thread... and a second or so to put me on ignore. Instead... you've made a mini-career of making multiple mindless whining posts. How about you getting a life?

Dude, you probably think your whining posts are some kinda "second level thinking here"... as in Shame Trolly !!!1! is whining about libertarian-types, but now Gin 'n Tonic can "exploit" that by whining about my whining. It's not like that... you're just proving you don't even have a meta-life either.

However, as to your other advice... getting a new dog. That's sound, and guess what... I just did !!!1!. Check out Flower, Cinnamon Stick, & Sabo, right here on 2+2, to see how ugly he is.

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Originally Posted by Huehuecoyotl
About half way through this paper

The unrelenting libertarian challenge to public accommodation laws.

Seems interesting

http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.c...act_id=2396326
Cross-posted from the Alta Politards LC thread. Gonna read this first myself too, by I gotta believe it's chockful of LOL @ libertarian-types moments. And oh yea... to all my libertarian-type friends out in Los Dos Politardia...

I luv youz guyz; ; Don't ever change !!!1!
03-05-2014 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Pretty amazing to pidgeonhole people as collectivists out of one corner of the mouth while declaring immunity from pidgeonholing based on race out of the other...

The thing is, that is not the only 'brand' or perspective of individualism which exists.
Yeah, our libertarian-types are big on 'branding'. That shouldn't be surprising, however, considering that...

(a) All things libertarian-type devolve to an exercise in sophistry. The training effect of this 'branding' helps make that sophistry more effective.

(b) It's all an astro-turf 'movement' to begin with, so 'branding' is a way of making it seem real. The 'liberty' sheeple can have their own in-words (like 'statist') without actually being "in" any association with each other at all.

(c) It's time of creation, post WW2, is exactly when the science and practice of mass-marketing/'branding'/politics-as-commodity really came into fruition and widespread being.

And notice, they do this 'branding' constantly, it's in everything they say.

They stole, or quite literally the Koch bros c1976 bought, the word 'libertarian'. At some point I wouldn't be surprised if the US based ACLU-type 'civil libertarians' bail on the now tarnished L-word... just like the US based RWAs have.

They've tried to 'brand' the word 'individualism' too, as you noted.

And their WOAT is that they try to 'brand' the word 'liberty' itself. Like in "ZOMG, you're not for the L.Ron (Over)lution... why do you HATE LIBERTY !!!1!". As if their ultra-rightest/fascist neo-feudal privatized police state they espouse has anything to do with what anyone else would associate with liberty.
03-05-2014 , 03:06 PM
Gotta hate peace, low taxes, freedom of choice and personal responsibility. What utter scum. Those Libertards don't speak for anyone. We all know might is right and free will is an illusion. War keeps plenty of good honest American workers in a job, and stops the world becoming overpopulated. USA number 1. Besides, if government didn't run budget deficits the economy would collapse. Workers can't be trusted to spend their own money. They selfishly save, reducing aggregate demand.

Some libertarians are racist, therefore all libertarians are racist. Some libertarians listen to Alex Jones and believe elements of the US government have been involved in nefarious conspiracies! (LOOOOOL!) Therefore all libertarians are conspiracy nuts.
03-05-2014 , 06:08 PM
A libertarian-type thing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism
03-06-2014 , 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Private_Snowball
Gotta hate peace, low taxes, freedom of choice and personal responsibility.

Some libertarians are racist, therefore all libertarians are racist. Some libertarians listen to Alex Jones and believe elements of the US government have been involved in nefarious conspiracies! (LOOOOOL!) Therefore all libertarians are conspiracy nuts.
Love it. So perfect.

And the second part is right on the money to.

They never STFU about somebody or groups of people being racist...so ******ed and lame. But noooooooo waaaaaaaay have any of them called Joe Biden racist for his racist comment towards Obama or Reid's racist comment towards Obama. NOOOOOOO ****INGGGGG WAAAAAAAAY.

Could you even imagine the amount of butthurt there would be from every poster on here if Sarah Palin said what Biden or Reid said Obama when they said it? There would have been a thread on here immediately and it would still be going strong right now with over 2 thousand replies from these posters in this forum.

But Thomas Jefferson and George Washington had slaaaaaves. But they were the ONLY ones on the entire planet who had slaves. Nobody in China had any, nobody in the middle east had any, nobody in Africa had any. Nobody else in America had any,and there are absolutely no slaves today whatsoever anywhere.....but Thomas Jefferson and George Washington had SLAAAAAAAAAAAAVES. DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR.

Last edited by Silver_Man2; 03-06-2014 at 06:11 AM.
03-06-2014 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver_Man2
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Originally Posted by Private_Snowball
Gotta hate peace, low taxes, freedom of choice and personal responsibility...
Love it. So perfect...
So, Silver_Man2... do you consider yourself a libertarian?
03-06-2014 , 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Private_Snowball
Gotta hate peace, low taxes, freedom of choice and personal responsibility....
I know right. We wouldn't have these things if people who call themselves libertarian didn't invent them!
03-06-2014 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
I know right. We wouldn't have these things if people who call themselves libertarian didn't invent them!
Pretty much all that "libertarian" means is that a person supports those things.
03-06-2014 , 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
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Originally Posted by Private_Snowball
Gotta hate peace, low taxes, freedom of choice and personal responsibility...
I know right. We wouldn't have these things if people who call themselves libertarian didn't invent them!
I wasn't sure if Private_Snowball was being sarcastic, doing parody, or was on the L.KoolAids drank. But we got ourselves more 'branding' going on here...

(1) Gotta always LOL when the libertarian-types start prating on about peace. But they aren't a part of the anti-war movement They are basically shills for the Military-Industrial-Complex. And their farcical world view: that GUBMINT does wars... so no GUBMINT, no war... ZOMG that's the thread title !!!1!

(2) Freedom of Choice? LOL L.Ron is Pro-life, so is L.Rand. And the non-landed-gentry don't got any freedoms nor choices under the semi-feudal world order libertarian-type's spunk about.

(3) Low Taxes... more 'branding'. Nobody is for 'higher taxes'. What's next, they'll try to say they're the party of 'peace'.... :duh:

(4) A "Personal Responsibility" is a dog whistle for kicking those lazy takers off of the GUBMINT welfarz... and store tax-is-thefting our Galtian Overlords.

Nice... libertarian-types, always bringing the LOLZ.
03-06-2014 , 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by AlexM
Pretty much all that "libertarian" means is that a person supports those things.
One can wish. I called myself a liberartian for a long time based on a similiar assumption, but then I did my homework.

This was on my FB today, is it, in part or wholly, incorrect?

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The Libertarian party fights for the rights of bigots to openly discriminate.

You fight for the rights of the exploiter to exploit in an unregulated market. They can pay less wages than the minimum, no environmental or safety regulation, no consumer protection, no FDA, no EPA, no basic food standards.

You fight for the rights of the pedophile to view child porn on an unregulated internet and to lower age of consent standards - stating 'prohibition never solved anything.

You fight for the rights for UNREGULATED Sex trade. In such an environment women will be abused and degraded. Countries that had unregulated sex trade always have human misery associated with it. Amsterdam heavily regulates theirs and it works out much better.

The only people who benefit from unregulated sex trade = pimps and their customers.

You fight for the rights of polluters, exploiters, bigots and then you have the audacity to ask us why we don't want to eat this turd sandwich?

      
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