...Make it illegal for companies to sell Christmas products in October.

...Cheers!

I would make it illegal to sell Octoberfest-style beer in September. I would also smoke preposterous amounts of marijuana. During the State of the Union address.

I would be inaugurated on friday, assasinated on saturday, and buried on sunday.

Spaceman Bryce: Head of NASA and US diplomat to Mars.

Flywlf: Attorney General

Dr. ikes: Health and Human Services

Steelhouse: US Mint

Riverman: Dept. of Labor

Chimpstare: Dept. of Uncomfortable Stares

Jiggs: Dept. of Energy

BruceZ: Ambassador to Mexico

Dids: Oldster's Affairs / SSA Chief

Falcon: Veteran's Affairs

Suzzer: Native American Affairs

Deuces: Head of NIST

DIB: Secretary of Sucking Cock

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perfect addition to my playlist. ty ty.

Push for the creation of a souped-up online education resource for all K-12 students and educators.

Not a national curriculum or school in itself, but something good enough to be used as one and provide supplemental material for all schools and students. With extras like a library of commonly-taught literary works and reference materials free of charge, state-of-the-art science learning, and math material that would rival the top textbooks out.

The Internet has this scattered all over the place now, but I'm talking about a super-convenient one-stop shop with reliable material.

EDIT - The Gubmet couldn't actually run this, but pay for it. Given the cost of textbooks, overburdened teachers & underfunded schools, it's not hard to imagine how a $100m/year resource like this might pay for itself if done well and implemented properly. More so as we move into the era of tablets and so on in education.

free everyone

I would get rid of the financing of all campaigns. There would be a crappy, but somehow effective government ran online facebook wannabe of whomever is running for what sort of office, and the politician can decide to answer questions on it, and of course would be required to post as much information as he/she could in order to satisfy voters as to whether he/she should be hired.

Three pronged tripod:

- Clamp down on unlicensed hot dog vendors.
- Tax Rand Paul's hair.
- Bomb the French.

Open international negotiations for a '100 year' treaty of worldwide disarmament and for providing basic needs of food, shelter, care, and education to every human. Proceed to set the example in my national policy jurisdiction. Get rich trying.

This is actually a tough question, yes I can talk a lot of crap but what do I really stand for except frustration and semi-troll.

1. End the capital gains tax and dividend tax including foreign accounts.
Allow a government match of first $10,000 in dividends.
2. End the federal reserve. Go to an auto-fed of 2% money supply growth as a tax. Consider money supply as $20 trillion to start.
3. End the national debt. As the bonds come due, pay them off in printed U.S. dollars as inflation.
4. Limit land ownership, mandate homeless and poor to have free land (5000 sq. ft.) with no property tax.
5. End all government loan programs.
6. If the government runs out of money the government shuts down with no backpay.
7. limit code of federal regulations to 10,000 pages if possible.
8. Require 95% vote for law to pass.
9. Invest some Social security trust fun in housing real estate.
0. End REITs, LPs, BDCs, IRAs, and all other confusion schemes.

Ban touchdown-commercial-kickoff-commercial from the NFL.

Establish a Czar of Baby Naming and appoint myself as such.

Maintain a fleet of drones to bomb the cars of anybody who blocks the intersection of 45th and 12th in Seattle's U District.

big government is the problem

i'm sure in #dudebitterly's case it isn't a very big government, iykwim

But Oktoberfest traditionally starts in September!

Undo executive order 12333 part 2.11

Drive fast and eat cheese.

wat

Add 5% interest to home, student, corporate loans and use it to add to depositors interest - like the free market wants it to be. Make the interest tax free. Put a 75% tax on all government workers after giving them a 25% pay increase. Put can extra 5% interest on all reit and bdc debt. Use the federal reserves as quarantine facilities. Ban anyone from watching football or baseball if they can't run a 10 minute mile. Executive order ending the property tax. Make those supporting immigration to give all their homes and land to immigrants.

refine and enact the Uppsala protocol

lol

so steelhouse has to be a troll, right?

you'll learn... and wish it were so.