George w. Bush:

You know who I think would be a great presidant!!?!

Dick Cheney:

What??????


george w bush
Marco Rubio he will be great for americans who like to americate


Dick Cheney

But he violates the rules

George W bush

wat rules???

Dick Cheney


the one that says no hotties for presidant. We only elect bold presidants


George w bush

..........what are you talking about that guys not hot at all. ..

dick cheney

I think he is a cute cuban guy < 3

george W. Bush


see they have a saying in texas and they probably have it in the hwite house too... it goes like this..... **** forget it when you think stuff like taht dick cheney...thats why im presidant and yur vice presidant.

hes already bold enough and in 4 years he will be even bolder!!ronald reagan used to be a handsome young actor and then by the time he was presidant he was ugly he was super bold. and marco rubio will be super bold too.

dick cheney

BOld!!

george Bush

bold!!!

american eagle

braaaahhhhh!!!

Koch bros

Bold!!!!

5 stars

Brother, not since Yokozuna was bodyslammed on the deck of the USS Intrepid has the Hulkster ever been prouder to be an American. Rated 5 stars only because the jabroni who programmed the interface won't let me give this the full 50 shining stars it deserves.

Could you please clarify whether the eagle is making genuine eagle noises or if it is yet another red-tailed hawk overdub?

Zikzak, thank you for asking a substantial question.

In my imagination, there is like, this planning commision for the official meeting to create the presidant in the GOP. and it takes place in some non descript 1.5 million dollar mcmansion somewhere in wyoming. This commision doesnt pick the presidant, they decide how the presidant picking meeting will go down and whether there will be rasberry salsa and what types of brandy will be at the meeting.
The head of the meeting is like a cigar smoking clint eastwood type and after 20 minutes of talking about his newest cars and golfing , like some zombie coming out of a trance - hes like "I LOVE AMERICA . lets get down to business."
and then in his most creative thought in his life hes like...."I love bold ideas and I love eagles....lets make an eagle say "BOLD" for america.
Then the vice president of the meeting is like some ted haggard type who like kids(not in some pervy way, he just likes kids) and suburban shopping and buying 4 dollar pieces of chocolates and doing meth and sleeping with hunky guys and hes like "That would be fantastic"

after months of training the eagle Brahhhhhhh! is the best it can do.