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07-17-2015 , 06:48 PM
Donald Trump is running for President of the United States. And the United States is better than you. So Donald Trump is better than you, too. He's also rich. But that doesn't mean he's above letting you know where you stand. For example, check out this recent exchange with that lame magician Penn Jillette:

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I hear @pennjillette show on Broadway is terrible. Not surprised, boring guy (Penn). Without The Apprentice, show would have died long ago.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
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I loved firing goofball atheist Penn @pennjillette on The Apprentice. He never had a chance. Wrote letter to me begging for forgiveness.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015
Pure gold. And Trump has a lot of it, with an estimated worth of 10 Billion. Trump's name alone is worth $3 billion. Yours is worth less. But don't let your envy and bitterness get the best of you. A boss like Trump comes around once every 2000 years or so. So let us relish in the teachings of a giant. So that we may become great. And make America great again.
07-17-2015 , 06:55 PM
holy crap, i almost started this exact thread here about an hour ago
07-17-2015 , 07:48 PM
I think you might be letting the veil slip a bit, steered.
07-17-2015 , 07:49 PM
Steered, what do think of the rumors made by other republicans that Trump is a liberal shill trying to make republicans look as bad as some (most?) of them really are?
07-17-2015 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by steered
A boss like Trump comes around once every 2000 years or so.
Do you mean to suggest that the last great Trump-like boss was Jesus?
07-17-2015 , 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
holy crap, i almost started this exact thread here about an hour ago
There are original posters and there are unoriginal posters. Your weak second place post is like being the first loser.
07-17-2015 , 08:06 PM
i mean, it was going to be a decent, thought-provoking thread, not like the piece of crap you shat out onto the forum
07-17-2015 , 08:08 PM
I'm struggling with teh logic. His running for president of country X. Country X is better than we are are (whatever that means but let's assume it's true) therefore his better than us?

07-17-2015 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDuker
Do you mean to suggest that the last great Trump-like boss was Jesus?
Jesus was not a very rich man. I'm not saying that makes Trump better than him, but yea I am.

Last edited by steered; 07-17-2015 at 08:27 PM.
07-17-2015 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
I'm struggling with teh logic. His running for president of country X. Country X is better than we are are (whatever that means but let's assume it's true) therefore his better than us?


You think that's hard to understand, ask him how likely gay parents are to have to gay children.
07-17-2015 , 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kerowo
You think that's hard to understand, ask him how likely gay parents are to have to gay children.
But I don't care if they do or not. The thought Trump might be better than us is disturbing.

I mean I have a very low opinion of us but even so.
07-17-2015 , 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
i mean, it was going to be a decent, thought-provoking thread, not like the piece of crap you shat out onto the forum
Tough luck for you, now that Trump Tower has already broke ground.
07-17-2015 , 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Steered, what do think of the rumors made by other republicans that Trump is a liberal shill trying to make republicans look as bad as some (most?) of them really are?
Mostly losers. Trump is ahead in the polls atm, and they're jealous of his success.
07-17-2015 , 11:33 PM
trump wins -> corporate logos stamped all over all national monuments -> tough talk w all lesser countries regarding trade -> reopen factories to compete with the 10c/hr sweatshops -> national debt paid -> poverty solved -> constitution altered to change the colors of the flag from red white and blue to gold.
07-18-2015 , 12:28 AM
I live in Missouri, a well-known bellwether state, and I won't deny that trolling PU could play a role in my decision at the polls next year.
07-18-2015 , 12:42 AM
Richard Nixon would have made mincemeat out of a joke candidate like Trump.
07-18-2015 , 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDuker
Do you mean to suggest that the last great Trump-like boss was Jesus?
Maybe he meant Caesar
07-18-2015 , 06:13 AM
Too obvious. Your work in the weddings thread is way better.
07-18-2015 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by steered
Mostly losers. Trump is ahead in the polls atm, and they're jealous of his success.
Another rumor is that Trump is setting it up to be criticized so the other republican candidates don't look so bad.
07-18-2015 , 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Another rumor is that Trump is setting it up to be criticized so the other republican candidates don't look so bad.
That wouldn't work and I dont think the GOP is collectively stupid enough to plot that out. The reason it wouldnt benefit the gop is because its guilt by association; although scott walker and jeb bushes policies are more liberal than the ones you would assume trump is proposing they are closer to trump than clinton/sanders.
Imagine this scenario: what if Obama was running and him and the dnc got together and decided they would run Louis Farrakhan against obama to "make him look better". It makes sense on a basic level. Farrakhan would explain how we need reparations and to send white people back to china or whatever, and then Obama would say no we don't need that we just need diversity in housing and government, an increased minimum wage, and affirmative action.

Even though Obama is disagreeing strongly with farrakhan to a conservative white guy in ohio it might not sound like hes disagreeing enough and he also might be worried about the idea of the dnc partly funding farrakhans campaign etc.

Thats the same effect trump is having on the gop. He's a net negative for them and everyone but trump and the ann coulter crowd knows this. I am a democrat enjoying trumps campaign.
07-18-2015 , 06:43 PM
Good post spaceman b, makes sense.
07-18-2015 , 08:50 PM
trump is the spankthebadwookie of the group?
07-18-2015 , 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mat Sklansky
trump is the spankthebadwookie of the group?

Why would you say that Mat? I'm an honest and creative critic. Trump is a sensationalist of hubris. Any ignorant bigot or amateur comedian could come with his kind of material.

I do find it interesting what his hidden political agendas may possibly be, which is why I mentioned some of theories I have read here ITT.

Hey, did you hear the huffpost moved his coverage from the politics section to entertainment?
07-18-2015 , 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by steered
Donald Trump is running for President of the United States. And the United States is better than you. So Donald Trump is better than you, too. He's also rich. But that doesn't mean he's above letting you know where you stand. For example, check out this recent exchange with that lame magician Penn Jillette:





Pure gold. And Trump has a lot of it, with an estimated worth of 10 Billion. Trump's name alone is worth $3 billion. Yours is worth less. But don't let your envy and bitterness get the best of you. A boss like Trump comes around once every 2000 years or so. So let us relish in the teachings of a giant. So that we may become great. And make America great again.
This is 100% pure troll.

I don't believe you.
07-18-2015 , 09:55 PM
Any candidate who can get everyone in politics unchained in agreement the way Donald has, gets my vote.

      
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